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i would simply not put my fist in the olive jar, and instead use a fork to spear the olives.
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simply chug the jar of olives down in one
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Aug 5, 2022 23:52
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:i would simply not put my fist in the olive jar, and instead use a fork to spear the olives. sounds like you've never had olive fever
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Aug 5, 2022 23:54
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gre en olive red pinemto |
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Aug 6, 2022 00:07
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:i would simply not put my fist in the olive jar, and instead use a fork to spear the olives. |
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Aug 6, 2022 00:07
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:i would simply not put my fist in the olive jar, and instead use a fork to spear the olives. What if one were to drop one's fork in the olive jar and reached in the jar to retrieve it, and, having retrieved it, one was unable to remove one's hand from said olive jar? Asking for a friend. |
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Aug 6, 2022 00:08
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Dr. Honked posted:simply chug the jar of olives down in one This is the correct answer btw
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Aug 6, 2022 00:20
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Dr. Honked posted:simply chug the jar of olives down in one Sounds like a good way get a jar of olives stuck in your craw. |
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Aug 6, 2022 00:54
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Finger Prince posted:What if one were to drop one's fork in the olive jar and reached in the jar to retrieve it, and, having retrieved it, one was unable to remove one's hand from said olive jar? Asking for a friend. this sounds like a case of not long enough fork. the best answer, long term, is longer fork.
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Aug 6, 2022 01:12
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get into an argument down at your local bar and break the jar over the guy's head when he talks crazy about your lady
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Aug 6, 2022 04:26
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im sweatin olive juice today |
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Aug 6, 2022 19:53
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:i would simply not put my fist in the olive jar, and instead use a fork to spear the olives. I would be more inclined to believe someone got their dick stuck in an olive jar than that they successfully speared an olive from a nearly empty jar with a fork tbh |
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Aug 6, 2022 20:57
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Finger Prince posted:Same, OP, except Pringles tube. That just sounds like an opportunity to clench your fist real hard and explode your hand out of it like the Hulk |
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Aug 6, 2022 21:01
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Wait if Finger Prince was replying to Manifisto instead of OP my reply has a whole different meaning lol |
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Aug 6, 2022 21:04
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google THIS posted:I would be more inclined to believe someone got their dick stuck in an olive jar than that they successfully speared an olive from a nearly empty jar with a fork tbh y'all just need practice or a sharper fork i do it all the time no problem
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Aug 6, 2022 22:41
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:y'all just need practice or a sharper fork i do it all the time no problem  this sounds like the experiences of a long enough fork haver. long forks 4 lyfe!!
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Aug 7, 2022 01:29
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google THIS posted:I would be more inclined to believe someone got their dick stuck in an olive jar than that they successfully speared an olive from a nearly empty jar with a fork tbh Kaiser Schnitzel posted:y'all just need practice or a sharper fork i do it all the time no problem Yeah but what does having a sharp fork have to do with you getting your dick stuck in an olive jar "all the time no problem"? 
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Aug 7, 2022 13:39
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how long until u can eat ur hand at this rate
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Aug 7, 2022 17:19
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why would you use a fork. use a spoon to trap one against the side of the jar, drag it up and drain the liquid before removing it easily. I hope I have changed some lives with this post
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Aug 7, 2022 18:09
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Fart Dumbass posted:why would you use a fork. use a spoon to trap one against the side of the jar, drag it up and drain the liquid before removing it easily. I hope I have changed some lives with this post the hubbub surrounding the man trying to spear an olive with a too-short fork suddenly dies down as the crowd notices fart dumbass standing in the doorway. "fools! taste my hanzo steel!" he cries as he unsheaths his olive spoon, wielding it expertly to save the man from a pathetic, olive-less salad.
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Aug 7, 2022 18:20
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the jar and the man stare each other down. suddenly theres a flash of steel and a splash of olive brine hits the wall. the jar falls over, empty, olives neatly arranged on a plate. the wanderer flicks the brine off his spoon and sheathes in one smooth motion before wordlessly turning to leave.
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nut posted:how long until u can eat ur hand at this rate this wouldnt be a problem if they made the whole jar out of olive |
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Aug 8, 2022 03:53
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Fart Dumbass posted:why would you use a fork. use a spoon to trap one against the side of the jar, drag it up and drain the liquid before removing it easily. I hope I have changed some lives with this post i can’t remember the last time i had an olive but you’ve changed my life anyway
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Aug 10, 2022 00:52
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I’ll tell you what’s embarrassing op, it took me twenty years before I learned that olives are just pickled magic eight balls
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Aug 10, 2022 15:06
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OP, i'm about to change your life 
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Aug 12, 2022 00:15
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my dad used to have this really cool olive grabber where you stab the olive and then press a thing at the top and it pushed down a bar and would slide the olive off the fork
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Aug 12, 2022 01:00
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it was alot like this thing in the middle here
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Entropic posted:OP, i'm about to change your life i kinda want this for grabbing nugs Kaiser Schnitzel posted:it was alot like this thing in the middle here im scared of the robot fork and also the the devil pitchfork forks |
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Aug 12, 2022 07:00
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Khanstant posted:im scared of the robot fork and also the the devil pitchfork forks only trust your fists |
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Aug 12, 2022 07:01
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Scuba Trooper posted:only trust your fists olives are hecka nast, not 2 mention usually gnar. eat bugles instead no utensils needed 
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Aug 12, 2022 07:03
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Scuba Trooper posted:only trust your fists That's how we got in this situation in the first place! |
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Aug 12, 2022 13:32
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Areola Grande posted:olives are hecka nast, not 2 mention usually gnar. eat an olive wearing a bugle as a hat imo
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Entropic posted:OP, i'm about to change your life you know what - this really grips my pickle
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Aug 12, 2022 17:36
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When life gives you olives, make tepanade. |
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Areola Grande posted:olives are hecka nast, not 2 mention usually gnar. 100% |
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Aug 12, 2022 19:08
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fist stuck in the prongles tube again
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Aug 12, 2022 19:12
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I am just wearing this chips tube on my fist, as a fashion accessory. yes I can take it off, though I choose not to. it's totally voluntary.
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Manifisto posted:I am just wearing this chips tube on my fist, as a fashion accessory. yes I can take it off, though I choose not to. it's totally voluntary. It's just a closed ended bracelet. |
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Aug 13, 2022 03:09
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if you put an olive on the end of each of your fingertips, you can actually tickle yourself unlike when you do it raw handed |
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My hand is small enough to fit inside a pringles can 
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