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they make the olvie jar too small. you want a night olive of course but you go and grab a fistfull and -- stuck again! gotta freakin glass tube on your hand
i know the butter trick but we're out and idk if betty crocker works
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by Fluffdaddy
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butter that sucker up. you'll slip right out. granmpa taught me that one
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Aug 4, 2022 06:29
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it's a free country u pervs
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ur the new mega man boss JAR MAN op. savor the flavor before mega man finds u
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Aug 4, 2022 07:03
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- Finger Prince
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Same, OP, except Pringles tube.
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Aug 4, 2022 15:06
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nobody wnats to help m,e
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Aug 4, 2022 16:27
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This wouldn't keep being a problem if we had prehensile tongues.
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Aug 4, 2022 16:30
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- google THIS
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A dude walks into the ER waiting room with an olive jar bobbing on his crotch. The waiting room is already full of other dudes with olive jars on their crotches so they all exchange knowing nods as he sits down
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Aug 4, 2022 16:32
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- google THIS
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A doctor comes out with an enormous bulge under his coat and talks to one of the few women in the room. "Well, the good news is, your husband is cured."
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Aug 4, 2022 16:34
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*looks at pimento stuffed olive*
*looks at pee hole*
*looks at pimento stuffed olive*
*looks at pee hole*
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Aug 4, 2022 16:34
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Extending the olive branch iykwim
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Aug 4, 2022 16:37
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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that's.......not how you make tapenade.
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Aug 4, 2022 16:42
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Bluffin' with my muffaletta
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Aug 4, 2022 16:44
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in case of emergency…shatter glass OP
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Aug 4, 2022 17:33
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man is ur hand gonna smell good
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Aug 4, 2022 18:44
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did u get yr hand out op
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Aug 4, 2022 20:08
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A dude walks into the ER waiting room with an olive jar bobbing on his crotch.
The triage nurse says "you know you've got an olive jar on your crotch".
And the dude says "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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Aug 4, 2022 23:01
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posting with one hand in a G-rated way
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Aug 5, 2022 06:34
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I have better luck pouring the olives and brine onto my dish op
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Aug 5, 2022 08:44
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have u tried letting go of the olives OP?
thanks Manifisto!
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Aug 5, 2022 17:21
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have u tried letting go of the olives OP?
are you out of ur mind?!
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Aug 5, 2022 18:00
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have u tried letting go of the olives OP?
so u can get them?? nice try but these r mine
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Aug 5, 2022 18:04
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so u can get them?? nice try but these r mine
aw beans
thanks Manifisto!
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Aug 5, 2022 18:18
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by Fluffdaddy
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don't get discouraged op. your new life can still be full and productive. heck, look how good you are at typing with your jar hand! you're doing great. keep it up!
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Aug 5, 2022 18:54
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1. Eat bottom of jar
2. Eat olives
3. Relax and remove hand
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Aug 5, 2022 19:45
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Come for the olives, stay for the pickled hand.
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hope the op gets well soon...goondolences
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