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Finger Prince


Same, OP, except Pringles tube.

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This wouldn't keep being a problem if we had prehensile tongues.

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*looks at pimento stuffed olive*
*looks at pee hole*
*looks at pimento stuffed olive*
*looks at pee hole*

Finger Prince


Come for the olives, stay for the pickled hand.

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i would simply not put my fist in the olive jar, and instead use a fork to spear the olives.

What if one were to drop one's fork in the olive jar and reached in the jar to retrieve it, and, having retrieved it, one was unable to remove one's hand from said olive jar? Asking for a friend.

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Dr. Honked posted:

simply chug the jar of olives down in one

Sounds like a good way get a jar of olives stuck in your craw.

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Scuba Trooper posted:

only trust your fists

That's how we got in this situation in the first place!

Finger Prince


When life gives you olives, make tepanade.

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Manifisto posted:

I am just wearing this chips tube on my fist, as a fashion accessory. yes I can take it off, though I choose not to. it's totally voluntary.

It's just a closed ended bracelet.

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