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A dude walks into the ER waiting room with an olive jar bobbing on his crotch. The waiting room is already full of other dudes with olive jars on their crotches so they all exchange knowing nods as he sits down

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A doctor comes out with an enormous bulge under his coat and talks to one of the few women in the room. "Well, the good news is, your husband is cured."

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Extending the olive branch iykwim

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Bluffin' with my muffaletta

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1. Eat bottom of jar
2. Eat olives
3. Relax and remove hand

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i would simply not put my fist in the olive jar, and instead use a fork to spear the olives.

I would be more inclined to believe someone got their dick stuck in an olive jar than that they successfully speared an olive from a nearly empty jar with a fork tbh

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Dr. Honked posted:

crikey mate!!!!!!!!

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Here I am, getting a snack again
There I am, olives I crave
Here I go, fist in the jar again
There I go, turn the page

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