What's the deal with helping old ladies cross the street?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's the deal with helping old ladies cross the street?

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I never help anyone outside of my immediate family with anything, ever. My loyalty is to the tribe and only the tribe.

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I'm 6'2" and harmless looking so I get asked to help shorties get stuff from high shelves in stores sometimes. If my wife is with me they never ask me directly, instead they ask her if they can borrow me for a minute.

I figure it's because they don't want Mortal Kombat to break out by talking to someone else's man or something but it's always really weird. I'll help you get the tall thing, yes. No, it won't threaten my wife's dominance over me.

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