What's the deal with helping old ladies cross the street?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's the deal with helping old ladies cross the street?

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

There are no streets to cross on foot. Maybe a stretch of parking lot. Everything is traversed by car, here, in the sprawl. The old lady is king.

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

I like going up to old folks in my parents' neighborhood, especially if they got a walker or are just moving really poorly. Get right up next to 'em and yell "RACE YA!" and then just sprint back to the town house. Makes me feel like a big man.

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