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Jun 17, 2019




you're supposed to carry them and their groceries across as a feat of strength

people will see it on your achievement board at your funeral

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Jun 17, 2019




there should be an app where old ladies can swipe on hunks to indicate they're interested in being escorted or carried across the street

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Jun 17, 2019




all the neighbors swooning as i lift the chewy box with 40 lbs of cat litter and a month's worth of canned food into the house

wish they would stop packing it all into one box though, gotta be hell on the delivery driver :smith:

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Jun 17, 2019




should've opened it up and taken a few big gulps

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Jun 17, 2019




Smugworth posted:

destroy all old ladies

yes, age 50 and up

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Jun 17, 2019




that's just the story the driver gave police. in reality that old lady was in view the whole time.

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