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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I can't remember who I let borrow my croquette set but I would like it back please. I talked up a lot of hype saying to my friends "man it's so much fun let's get some beers and set up a croquette course in the park" and then I went into the basement to look for the croquette set and there it wasn't. Gone. So I can't remember who borrowed it and never returned it but please bring it back. :(

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Quite a sticky wicket that.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'll return your Croquette OP, but it's now in turd form. Hope you don't mind.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Bocce is the superior game OP, you should play that instead

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.
Drag branch commandos have commandeered it until the end of the summer Little Mary Sunshine-themed season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AW0XLVX4hk&t=14s

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Bocce is the superior game OP, you should play that instead
I'm looking at my bocce set with my own eyeballs one being better than the other is not the matter hand.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


This is a croquette OP.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Giggles croquettishly

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I ate it

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Bocce is the superior game OP, you should play that instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ptiDjFNaXQ

I remember as a kid in the ‘80s every house had a croquet set in the backyard. Never seemed used, and I definitely never saw anyone play croquet even once, but every house had a set. Horseshoes was the big backyard game the adults used to play.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I've never played croquette, seems like it would be fun to hit some balls with a mallet.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
I have it, I’ll give it back when I’m good and ready.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Croquettes aren't the sorts of things you tend to return after using, OP. I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this. How about we play some croquet in the park to cheer you up?

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
I think you're not really allowed to play this game unless you dress up like an Edwardian twat having a gay old time boating in the countryside.

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staplegun
Sep 21, 2003

I made croquettes once and it was a god drat disaster. The batter was just too thin and wasn't sticking together right and I was nearly tempted to pitch the entire thing in the trash. Powered through the process though and they tasted good, but I never want to attempt them ever again.

I played croquet once at my grandma's house and it made me cry when she launched my ball to the other side of the yard, lmao.

Aight thanks for visiting my post

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


tell you what I enjoy

a potato croquette

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'll bring them by Tuesday op

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Suggamo

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Wh... what's a suggamo?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Devils Affricate posted:

Wh... what's a suggamo?

Not much what's a sugg with you

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Listen I've got some high rollers from out of town coming in and they insist on croquette. My rear end is on the line here.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
My family had an old croquet set when I was a kid and I remember me and my friends just hitting stuff with the hammers and testing each other's tolerance for pain by throwing the balls at ourselves. We got in trouble for that.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

There were some guys asking people on Jameson St. if they wanted to buy a set but they wouldn't show it to you until you showed them you had the money so I didn't see it and I don't know if it was your set or not, OP, but it might be.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I literally swallowed all your mallets and balls rectally.

I’m not done with them yet.

large hands
Jan 24, 2006
We've got
Heavy rollers, I think you should know
Croquet day's tomorrow

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

In a pinch you can use pool balls and golf clubs

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020
OP, you're out of luck. These guys took the set and you do not want to gently caress with them.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Devils Affricate posted:

Wh... what's a suggamo?

Birds singing in the suggamo tree
Dream a little dream of me..

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Devils Affricate posted:

Wh... what's a suggamo?

Suggamo dick.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

korokke

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

aw poo poo, you noticed before I could put together the random letter with all the cut out letters. leave 20 bucks in non-sequential singles near the dumpster behind Denny's and you'll get it back.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Croquet is great, also it’s the best Olympic sport

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

most of my crowque games turn into a kneecap popathon

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
wh-what the heck... croquet?

i totally had op figured for a guy who hacks darts while playing cornhole before going out for a rip with the boys. am i off base here? or did dad life just come at you that fast

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

op is a lawn dart guy if there ever was one

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

croquette, monsieur

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
blowquette

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Croquette&lock it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Slanging ur cockette set into my anuz

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

This is a croquette OP.



It was me. I ate the OP's croquettes.

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