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Colonel Cancer posted:Sandals my dude I only wear black socks with sandals anyway
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I poo poo myself while working out a while back
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Aug 8, 2022 13:33
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pro tip, if you don't wear pants then you can't accidentally poo poo them
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:pro tip, if you don't wear pants then you can't accidentally poo poo them Who said anything about accidents
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Bold assumption that we have shat our pants for the last time. Just saying .
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Groke posted:Bold assumption that we have shat our pants for the last time. Just saying . if we're talking on purpose poopin then I still think you want no pants. especially if you want to aim the warm stinky spray at your enemies
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:if we're talking on purpose poopin then I still think you want no pants. especially if you want to aim the warm stinky spray at your enemies I recall someone theorycrafting about self-defense tactics, and figuring that being able to poo poo yourself at will might be valuable. Because who would want to fight someone who just shat himself? As an actual weapon, I think projectile vomiting would be more effective. Easier to aim.
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Groke posted:I recall someone theorycrafting about self-defense tactics, and figuring that being able to poo poo yourself at will might be valuable. Because who would want to fight someone who just shat himself? i tried this and nobody even noticed
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Groke posted:I recall someone theorycrafting about self-defense tactics, and figuring that being able to poo poo yourself at will might be valuable. Because who would want to fight someone who just shat himself? both at the same time would be an amazing defence tactic. no way am I trying to fight a guy who is making GBS threads and puking all over himself.
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Aug 8, 2022 15:00
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this thread is very immature
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my dog chopper taking a dump
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Groke posted:I recall someone theorycrafting about self-defense tactics, and figuring that being able to poo poo yourself at will might be valuable. Because who would want to fight someone who just shat himself? If anyone tried to invade the stall while I was making GBS threads in a public lavatory, I'd threaten to rub poo poo in their face. I can't remember when I shat my pants last, so it must have been a few years ago. For you goons who've never shat your pants: You will, fuckers.
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Aug 8, 2022 17:02
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when i die, op
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Earlier today I let out a very hot, moist fart while I was digging holes for fence posts and I thought I had poo poo myself a little but I was wrong and I hadn't. Still scary though.
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Driving to a casino decades ago Indian casinos are way out in bum gently caress Egypt [man I've no idea of the origin of that phrase] often, this one was at the end of this long windy scary rock cliff pass, no where to pull over except a few places I passed before I could react and pull in I thought I made it but after I got in I found out I HAD NOT 2 Hhr drive so just threw undies away and clogged the toilet cleaning up It's a casino, so gently caress em Sexy!
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In February 2020, I got food poisoning on a transatlantic flight. For like 5 hours I was stuck in my seat vomiting every 15-20 minutes. One of the worst experiences of my life. Finally landed, got my poo poo together, managed to get an Uber and not vomit for the whole ride home. Then I got home, vomited, passed out, and shat myself. It was by the grace of god that I didn't poo poo myself on the flight. Diarrhea didn't kick in until I got home. There's a silver lining to everything.
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I poo poo myself two times in my life and both were from food poisoning. The more recent was minor, I was in bed and feverish and really didn't want to get up. I thought it might just be a fart this time, so I tried to let out a squeaker and nope. The other was loving awful. I was throwing up, and suddenly felt diarrhea coming on, but I was still throwing up so it just kinda came out on the next heave. I also was delirious, lived alone, and couldn't make it out of the bathroom so I kinda just pulled myself away from the toilet a bit and passed out there. I remember thinking that I was literally about to die there. Especially because there had been a sewer backup in my apartment like 2 days ago and I was convinced this was some terrifying mystery disease I had gotten from it.
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:when i die, op Not if we get vaporized by a nuke at close range or something, I guess.
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wilderthanmild posted:I poo poo myself two times in my life and both were from food poisoning. The more recent was minor, I was in bed and feverish and really didn't want to get up. I thought it might just be a fart this time, so I tried to let out a squeaker and nope. Sounds like norovirus
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the best is when you are doing a hand stand and it gets in your ears. i love that.
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never have, never will
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I can tell you it was more impressive than your post you piece of poo poo.
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Big Beef City posted:I can tell you it was more impressive than your post you piece of poo poo. lol
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watching the "time until i can call someone a loving moron piece of poo poo waste of life on the something awful forums" clock roll over to 0: "at last"
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Aug 8, 2022 20:19
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he's back!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Prob when I was like 5 I dunno
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Prob when I was like 5 I dunno Youre never not making GBS threads ur pants loser
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*raising hand tentatively* a few times as an adult, usually related to sickness or food poisoning, but for one time in my mid 20's I was working a security night shift at some run down apartment complex, basically the only person awake at 2-3 am roaming the halls. I at that time had a bad habit of getting cheap microwavable dinners on the way into work being poor and such. Anyways during one of my laps of the main hallway on the main floor and I felt the urge to let one rip, gave it a little push and it was just a flood of hot poo, filling my pants, down my pant legs, and into my black leather high-top boots. Ended up throwing my underwear in the trash, doing my best to wash out my pants in the sink and finish up my shift. I'm sure whoever had to clean that bathroom quite the next day the best however, was when I was maybe 8 or 9 years old and my mom had just prepared a bath for me i was stood on the bath mat naked and ready to step into the warm bath, i don't recall if i had to fart or what but all I remember is suddenly diarrhea cascading down my legs onto the white fluffy bath mat Blue On Blue fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Aug 8, 2022 |
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When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst Diarrhea *pphhhtthh ptthhprh* Diarrhea
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Big Beef City posted:I can tell you it was more impressive than your post you piece of poo poo. 
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Big Beef lovely
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Sounds like norovirus The first one, maybe. The second one was specifically traced back to food poisoning from something someone brought to a potluck at work. A coworker used it as an excuse to clean out her fridge and brought some questionable ham and every person who ate it was sick, everyone who didn't wasn't. Notably she didn't eat any, wasn't sick, but was convinced it was fine because it didn't make her sick for the weeks before that she had been picking at it.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Big Beef lovely It's probably an upgrade that he just comes in and yells at the clouds instead of attempting meaningful participation anymore lol Dude just comes into threads and scowls
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Worf posted:It's probably an upgrade that he just comes in and yells at the clouds instead of attempting meaningful participation anymore lol I post better than you twice a day and walk your rear end around the block doing it.
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Worf posted:It's probably an upgrade that he just comes in and yells at the clouds instead of attempting meaningful participation anymore lol was it big beef city who got into a seizure/car accident and was so lovely to the ambulance people they basically accused him of being a drug addict as a way of not dealing with him over a long weekend it might not have been him but the goon who told that story self-owned in a major way
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That seems like something I'd do
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