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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
:synpa:

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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I think its past the statute of limitations so I'll come clean: I used to turn off my computer before it was safe to do so

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

possession with intent to sell

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

ADINSX posted:

I think its past the statute of limitations so I'll come clean: I used to turn off my computer before it was safe to do so

my god. 28 years. we've been looking for this sick bastard since... hell, back in chicago. the windowy city

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Beeftweeter posted:

my god. 28 years. we've been looking for this sick bastard since... hell, back in chicago. the windowy city

lol this is a great deep cut

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

lol this is a great deep cut

this was really one sick bastard, hopping from city to city, crashing heads into cylinders. poo poo. nashville, memphis, cairo, whistler... redjac

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
i reckon' i must've racked up at least ten thousand counts of virtual murder by now with all those games i've played

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
I installed some software and did NOT restart my computer before launching it

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Hed posted:

I installed some software and did NOT restart my computer before launching it

Sick

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
sodomy with computer

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

compubortion

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
took SD card out of my mac today without ejecting it

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

echinopsis posted:

took SD card out of my mac today without ejecting it

steve jobs is crying in heaven right now

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

destruction of computer evidence

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
imagine if heaven was modelled after our ancestors and wasn’t updated when we evolved and you just got 72 bananas

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

im not paying my computer support

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

destruction of computer evidence

glad you keep a box of tissues next to computer

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
crossing the street at arbitrary places with computer

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

computer genocide. and other crimes againse computerity

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is computer racism a crime or just frowned upon by the left (but heralded by the right)

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

its not a crime as long as its contained in your heart. it becomes a crime when you act upon those desires in certain ways

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

fart simpson posted:

compubortion

Abort, Retry, Fail?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

life begins at compilation

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

is computer racism a crime or just frowned upon by the left (but heralded by the right)

computer racist jokes might get a laugh out of this crowd, but cool it with the computer slurs when in polite company

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


echinopsis posted:

imagine if heaven was modelled after our ancestors and wasn’t updated when we evolved and you just got 72 bananas

I'd still be pretty stoked tbh

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fart simpson posted:

compubortion

not only is this a crime but it's also a sin

repent! repent! the power of clang compels you!

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Sweevo posted:

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

:staredog: mother of god...

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Sweevo posted:

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

some day you will need that ps/2 extension cable AND YOU WILL BE SORRY!

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
You'll pry my VGA to DVI adapter from my cold dead hands motherfucker

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Sweevo posted:

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

absolutely perverse

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Sweevo posted:

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

same. I already have like 15 hdmi cables, and 20+ microusb, i dont need more.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I call the first gen ipad “ipad classic”

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Sweevo posted:

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

look at mr moneybags over here :homebrew:

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Sweevo posted:

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

ok this thread isn't funny any more

i want to go home

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Sweevo posted:

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

jesus christ

i knew people like you statistically must exist, but to think we have one right here in yospos...

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
one time i underclocked my cpu :ninja:

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
i’m raising an endangered animal in my backyard with a computer

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

I haven't backed up my data lately. All my draft posts could disappear with a single hardware malfunction and no one would ever get to read them.

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Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
i still use the cloud to butt extension and still chuckle like a 13 years old every time

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