- Farmer Crack-Ass
- Jan 2, 2001
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back in 2019, trig discipline posted a rendition of the song "enterprise grade", a riff on the song "particle man", as written by champagne posting (known back then as "Boiled Water") and pres. beep:
quote:enterprise grade, enterprise grade
running the things for the free trade
does it run? on custom hardware
enterprise grade
is it installed, and is it to spec?
when its under load will we cut a check?
or does the vendor cut it instead?
nobody known, enterprise grade
enterprise grade, enterprise grade.
enterprise grade versus con-sumer grade.
it’s all dumb poo poo, nobody wins.
enterprise grade
oracle man, oracle man
lawyers of the entire enterprise man
usually kind to google men
oracle man
an enterprise with a coding hand,
a lawyer hand and a db hand
when they meet, unhappy land
powerful man, oracle man
programming man, programming man
uses enterprise bought by business man
lives his life on the forums bland
programming man
is he a goon, or is he in sales?
either way he feels totally worthless
who came up with goony man?
degraded man, programming man
enterprise grade, enterprise grade.
enterprise grade versus con-sumer grade.
it’s all dumb poo poo, nobody wins.
enterprise grade
A) does anyone still have a copy of this?
and
B) please post it again
thanks and "god bless",
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- Farmer Crack-Ass
- Jan 2, 2001
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oh whew. i was wondering if you got a nastygram over it or something.
thank you!!
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