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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:oh whew. i was wondering if you got a nastygram over it or something. Dear Trig Discipline, This is an immediate takedown notice requiring you to remove your song "Enterprise Grade" from public availability to avoid legal action from Oracle, Inc. The song contains unlicensed use of Oracle Inc trademarks, and is very mean to Oracle. Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle, was in tears when he found out about it, which distracted him several times from his day of making billions of dollars powering the massive surveillance dystopia of fascist regimes, failed democracies and corporate hellscapes. He cried so hard that you were mean to him that he "almost pooped his pants, a bit of crap almost came out". He insisted we passed on that information so that you are fully aware of the seriousness and severity of your flagrant trademark infringement. We didn't think it was a good idea, but he put his foot down. We appreciate your attention and wish you best of luck in your future endeavours. Us lawyers actually quite like your song although we don't really "get" most of it, but please take it down anyway or we'll have to sue you. Larry has already started to make us call him "The Lazza" because he's going through a whole fake British thing and it's honestly the worst so we'd really appreciate you complying with our scary request. Love (with kisses) (XOX), Oracle Inc, Legal Department
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