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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
you may or may not have heard of MOMLIFE COMICS which is an internet comic where someone complains about her husband. she depicts him as being a useless piece of poo poo, committing such crimes as eating a peach, or not washing the dishes on his birthday.



it turns out that the husband is actually super supportive and cool but she just has to keep making the comics anyway because she's an influencer or something. anyway people have been ragging on her extremely hard due to her constantly pouring scorn on her lovely husbando, and you can see some of this on the popular internet website "know your meme" https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/momlife-comics



but let's not be mean to the lady. they're probably already making cruel jibes at her expense in gbs or somewhere, idk. instead let's make some comix that depict our lives, as byobs, and the daily challenges that we face.

i'll start:



Dr. Honked fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Aug 8, 2022

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Heather Papps

hello friend


after some research i think i figured out why she stays with this man she doesn't seem to think very highly of.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Khanstant

Heather Papps posted:

after some research i think i figured out why she stays with this man she doesn't seem to think very highly of.


she feels bad he has only one full leg and one tiny footless one

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Khanstant posted:

she feels bad he has only one full leg and one tiny footless one

That's why she carries an extra leg in her bag per that diagram.

FutonForensic



FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Aug 8, 2022


Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!


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Finger Prince


Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

she's got her posting wine and posting coffee - that's a pro move



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Finger Prince


Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Aug 9, 2022

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Heather Papps

hello friend




thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise



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Robot Made of Meat

Heather Papps posted:

after some research i think i figured out why she stays with this man she doesn't seem to think very highly of.


But . . . she seems to be built the same way.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Ass-penny

Robot Made of Meat posted:

But . . . she seems to be built the same way.

it's just her trousers, she doesn't have an amputation mid thigh on her second leg.

Khanstant

quote:

me when i said I'm dressed and ready to go


quote:

my husband when he claimed was ready a half hour ago

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Sharing this because it made me laugh even though also confused.

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Prurient Squid posted:

Sharing this because it made me laugh even though also confused.

it's from the AI thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3997081&pagenumber=7&perpage=40&#post522948282



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Finger Prince


Manifisto



ty nesamdoom!

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!


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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

cruft

Nosfereefer

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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I can't believe that bastard ate a peach!!!

Manifisto


Prurient Squid posted:

I can't believe that bastard ate a peach!!!

it's less that he ate the peach than he made a smoothie out of it. the absolute fucker.


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


I mean, that's the way the comic makes sense. the female figure is portrayed as having an unreasonable but passionate hatred of smoothies, and her dumb husband continues to eat them anyway, much to her distress (and our laughter).

the original title of the comic was "the mom who hates smoothies," it had to be shortened for space reasons


ty nesamdoom!

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Manifisto posted:

I mean, that's the way the comic makes sense. the female figure is portrayed as having an unreasonable but passionate hatred of smoothies, and her dumb husband continues to eat them anyway, much to her distress (and our laughter).

the original title of the comic was "the mom who hates smoothies," it had to be shortened for space reasons

he has a DAILY smoothie, too. every single day he's there, waving his disgusting smoothie under her nose. what a fucker



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

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She had to emphasize that there are [MANY] differences between her and her husband, so people must get them confused frequently

"No no, my husband is the one with the beard. The beard flecked with droplets of loving PEACH SM-...SMOO-... Sorry, I need to go sit on my bed with a cup of coffee and a blanket wrapped extremely loosely around me"

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
dall-e knows what's up



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Dr. Honked

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