Goon Tier 2022: NFL Fantasy Promotion/Relegation Keeper League (Season 10!)

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Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

Chen Kenichi posted:

I will take Cooper Kupp

Insert The Office "I will kill you" gif here.

Chase and Ekeler for me.

Back to you in the studio, Chen!

# ? Sep 1, 2022 01:36

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# ? May 16, 2024 21:31

Chen Kenichi: Jul 20, 2001

Give me Mahomes for a 12th

running tab

16 - Cooper Kupp
12 - Patrick Mahomes

Chen Kenichi fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Sep 1, 2022

# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:10

HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

Going to go ahead and go for zeke as previous (I think I'm up if anubis got his two picks in a row)

tally:

3 - CeeDee Lamb
1+1 - Ezekiel Elliot

# ? Sep 1, 2022 03:32

SouthShoreSamurai: Apr 28, 2009; It is a tale,
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.; Fun Shoe

Any day should work for me for Tier A draft, but man is it getting super late to pull this off.

# ? Sep 1, 2022 14:07

HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

Master Stur you're up next for round 2

# ? Sep 1, 2022 14:20

Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

Kamara for me

Tally -
1 - Christian McCaffrey
13 - Alvin Kamara

To you Lock

# ? Sep 1, 2022 17:21

Lock: Aug 8, 2007; hardcore sound gets you hypah

Righto!

So I'mma take Lamar Jackson (5), and on the turn, lemme have...James Conner (11).

That puts me at:
J. Taylor (1)
L. Jackson (5)
J. Conner (11)

Back to you, Stur

# ? Sep 1, 2022 17:48

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Lock has come up with this Promotion Winner Bonus Prize (tm) for this season

High number of touchdown's thrown by a non-QB

1. Player must be in your starting lineup
2. Tie-breaker - total yards on the thrown

Payout ($10) will be end of year in each division

# ? Sep 1, 2022 18:53

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Tier A Draft time

September 6th at 9pm EST

Good for everyone?

Anyone that hasn't signed into Sleeper for the draft here is the link - https://sleeper.app/i/m22xQQBBg11E

# ? Sep 1, 2022 19:06

dkj: Feb 18, 2009

darkspider42 posted:

Tier A Draft time

September 6th at 9pm EST

Good for everyone?

Anyone that hasn't signed into Sleeper for the draft here is the link - https://sleeper.app/i/m22xQQBBg11E

Works for me

# ? Sep 1, 2022 19:12

Worthleast: Nov 25, 2012; Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

Invite accepted and payment sent! What am I getting myself into?

# ? Sep 2, 2022 13:57

Whoreson Welles: Mar 4, 2015; ON TO THE NEXT PAGE!

A chance at the glory of Tier A, but most likely a doomed eternity to the slog of us Tier B degenerates.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:34

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Master Stur - you're up

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:56

HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

darkspider42 posted:

Master Stur - you're up

I don't remember if I paid up btw, can you check and see and PM me if I'm still outstanding?

Well, I think I'm pretty great, but I wouldn't say I'm outstanding

# ? Sep 2, 2022 15:02

Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

Michael Pittman Jr

Tally -
1 - Christian McCaffrey
13 - Alvin Kamara
4 - Michael Pittman Jr

To you Hiro

# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:22

HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

HiroProtagonist posted:

taking zeke the next time it comes around to me if he's not taken beforehand

then Odell, ~~Carson~~, Murray in that order

PM me if those all get taken and i'm pending

edit: cheers to the person who alerted me to a dumb move

Odell (Rd 3) then Murray (Rd 4) then pass

# ? Sep 3, 2022 14:29

Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

Paging Chen kenichi to the thread. Chen kenichi please come to the courtesy thread.

# ? Sep 3, 2022 20:25

Chen Kenichi: Jul 20, 2001

Mike Evans

running tab

16 - Cooper Kupp
12 - Patrick Mahomes
1+1 - Mike Evans

# ? Sep 3, 2022 23:27

Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

Taking
16 - Darren Waller
16 - Marquise Brown

Current list
3 - Chase
12 - Ekeler
16 - Darren Waller
16 - Marquise Brown

Back to you Chen

# ? Sep 4, 2022 05:59

Chen Kenichi: Jul 20, 2001

Now is where I start to get lost!

Guess I take Javonte Williams so

running tab

16 - Cooper Kupp
12 (9 after 1+1+1?) - Patrick Mahomes
1+1 (1) - Mike Evans
1+1 (2) - Javonte Williams

Hiro on the clock, and assume he takes Kyler Murray from previous post?

# ? Sep 4, 2022 14:35

Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

Chen Kenichi posted:

Now is where I start to get lost!

Guess I take Javonte Williams so

running tab

16 - Cooper Kupp
12 (9 after 1+1+1?) - Patrick Mahomes
1+1 (1) - Mike Evans
1+1 (2) - Javonte Williams

Hiro on the clock, and assume he takes Kyler Murray from previous post?

I assume so yeah & then pass. Here is their final tally for ref

HiroProtagonist posted:

tally:

1+1 - Ezekiel Elliot
3 (2? +1 zeke)- CeeDee Lamb
5 - Odell Beckham Jr.
6 - Kyler Murray

I'll take Travis Etienne Jr.

Tally -
1 - Christian McCaffrey
13 - Alvin Kamara
4 - Michael Pittman Jr
17 - Travis Etienne Jr.

So to Lock then

Master Stur fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Sep 4, 2022

# ? Sep 4, 2022 17:08

HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

Master Stur posted:

I assume so yeah & then pass. Here is their final tally for ref

correct, thanks for applying the penalties for me!

# ? Sep 4, 2022 17:22

Lock: Aug 8, 2007; hardcore sound gets you hypah

Right then, gimme Hockenson (13), and on the flip...Kadarius Toney (16), and I'm done.

J. Taylor (1)
L. Jackson (5)
J. Conner (11)
Hockenson (13)
Toney (16)

That'll do me!

# ? Sep 4, 2022 19:01

Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

Foyesade Oluokun

Tally -
1 - Christian McCaffrey
4 - Michael Pittman Jr
10 - Foyesade Oluokun
13 - Alvin Kamara
17 - Travis Etienne Jr.

To Chen?

# ? Sep 4, 2022 20:06

Chen Kenichi: Jul 20, 2001

Dallas Goedert

running tab

16 (16) - Cooper Kupp
12 (9 after 1+1+1?) - Patrick Mahomes
1+1 (1) - Mike Evans
1+1 (2) - Javonte Williams
12 (12) - Dallas Goedert

back to Anubis!

# ? Sep 4, 2022 22:17

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Missing payments:

Hiroprotagonist
Chen kenichi (I think you need non-paypal, right? PM me and I'll shoot you over zelle details)
3 dong horse
Baser instinct
jabro
painofmind

payment options:

Paypal: orders@randompunks.com

if anyone else needs an alternate payment please let me know.

Sleeper Link for Tier A draft
https://sleeper.app/i/m22xQQBBg11E

Missing:
Chen kenichi
Anubis
Mikey Purp

I know one of you is in as petroos - I just can't figure out who.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 02:38

Mikey Purp: Sep 30, 2008; I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Whoops sorry, I'm petroos.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 03:35

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

Sent my payment.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 03:35

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Sent payment!

# ? Sep 5, 2022 04:22

Chen Kenichi: Jul 20, 2001

darkspider42 posted:

Missing payments:

Hiroprotagonist
Chen kenichi (I think you need non-paypal, right? PM me and I'll shoot you over zelle details)
3 dong horse
Baser instinct
jabro
painofmind

payment options:

Paypal: orders@randompunks.com

if anyone else needs an alternate payment please let me know.

Sleeper Link for Tier A draft
https://sleeper.app/i/m22xQQBBg11E

Missing:
Chen kenichi
Anubis
Mikey Purp

I forget if you have always been treasurer for both leagues, as I might have you in GPay already if so? Zelle works too of course.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 05:45

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Anubis - you're up in the draft.

Lets try and get this done today if possible so I can have everything in the system for the draft tomorrow.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 16:14

Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

Sorry, was up late drafting with friends and just rolled out of bed.

12 - DK Metcalf
17 - Damien Harris

Current list
3 - Chase
12 - Ekeler
12 - DK Metcalf
16 - Darren Waller
16 - Marquise Brown
17 - Damien Harris

Chen you're up!

# ? Sep 5, 2022 17:02

Chen Kenichi: Jul 20, 2001

I am done. Anubis got the two I was gonna grab this round.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 17:16

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

And we are down to 2 - Master Stur you are up, two at a time now

# ? Sep 5, 2022 17:35

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Tier B draft.. Wed @ 7pm PST???????????? we need to set this.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:23

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Tier B draft.. Wed @ 7pm PST???????????? we need to set this.

It's been set! For Wednesday the 7th at 6pst/9est

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:39

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Gobias Ind. posted:

It's been set! For Wednesday the 7th at 6pst/9est

OOPS! Thank you sir :monocle:

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:51

HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

darkspider42 posted:

Missing payments:

Hiroprotagonist
Chen kenichi (I think you need non-paypal, right? PM me and I'll shoot you over zelle details)
3 dong horse
Baser instinct
jabro
painofmind

payment options:

Paypal: orders@randompunks.com

if anyone else needs an alternate payment please let me know.

Sleeper Link for Tier A draft
https://sleeper.app/i/m22xQQBBg11E

Missing:
Chen kenichi
Anubis
Mikey Purp

I know one of you is in as petroos - I just can't figure out who.

sent, thanks

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:51

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Chen Kenichi posted:

I forget if you have always been treasurer for both leagues, as I might have you in GPay already if so? Zelle works too of course.

Sent a zelle request to your comcast.net email address. If you need me to send it to a different address shoot me a message on espn.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:01

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# ? May 16, 2024 21:31

Whoreson Welles: Mar 4, 2015; ON TO THE NEXT PAGE!

3 DONG HORSE posted:

OOPS! Thank you sir

*Overdone West Coast mocking response*

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:20

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