Goon Tier 2022: NFL Fantasy Promotion/Relegation Keeper League (Season 10!)

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darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

'Everyone Gets an F' Edition

What is Promotion / Relegation?

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Wikipedia posted:
In sports leagues, promotion and relegation is a process where teams are transferred between two divisions based on their performance for the completed season.
The best-ranked teams in the lower division are promoted to the division above, and the worst-ranked teams in the higher division are relegated to the division below.

Tier A (the Tier Jerkers) is a keeper league. Tier B (the Trail of Tiers) is a redraft league. Sucks to be in Tier B.

Buyin: ~~$20~~ $25 (revised for the 2022 season)
Website: ESPN
Tiers: 2
# of teams per tier: 12
# of teams promoted each year: 3 winners of a 6 team playoff
# of teams relegated each year: 3 losers of a 4 team playoff
Each tier has a separate, but equal, payout
Roster: QB 2 RB 2 WR TE FLEX 1 DL 2 LB 2 DB DFLEX 7 BN IR
Scoring: 0.5 PPR, otherwise ESPN Standard

IDP Scoring

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Tackle Solo: 1
Tackle Assist: .5
Sack: 3
Interception: 4
Fumble Force: 3
Fumble Recovery: 3
Defensive Touchdown: 6
Safety: 6
Pass Defended: 1
Block Kick : 6
Tackles for Loss: 2

Payout
Each tier has a separate, but equal, payout

1st place: $115
2nd place: $50
3rd place: $30
Highest points total each week of regular season: $5 (x14)
Top Total Points (Weeks 1- 17): $20 - this prize can only be won by someone not finishing 1,2,3
Regular Winner Goal (TBD by Lock) - $10

Fee warchest - $5 (not to be paid out but to use to offset money transfering costs and other fees)

Keeper System
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A) Every keeper has a one round penalty.
B) Penalties that can't be enforced will transfer to the next highest keeper.
C) If a round is not available, a greater round will be used. If a greater round is not available, the first available lower round will be used and a penalty will be assessed for each round below the keeper's value.
D) All penalties must be enforced.
E) The following season, keeper value is based off the highest of the following: 1) The round drafted in the previous season or 2) their draft value last season prior to any transferred penalties.
F) Once a player hits free agency in any form, that player is no longer eligible to be kept the following season.
Example:

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2012 Draft:
1.) Drew Brees
2.) DeMarco Murray
4.) Percy Harvin
16.) Alfred Morris

2013:
1.) Brees (1st rounder)
 	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
2.) DeMarco (2nd rounder) 
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
3.) Harvin (4th rounder)
	-1 for keeping Harvin
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
13.) Morris (16th rounder)
 	-1 for keeping Morris
	-1 for keeping Brees
	-1 for keeping DeMarco

2014:
1.) Brees (1st rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
2.) DeMarco (1st rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
3.) Harvin (3rd rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Harvin
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
8.) Morris (13th rounder)
 	-1 for keeping Morris
	-1 for keeping Harvin
	-1 for keeping DeMarco
	-1 for keeping Brees
 	-1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)

2015: 
Can�t legally apply penalties to keep only Brees, DeMarco, Harvin, and Morris. 
One way to fix this is to let go one or more of the players. 
Another possibility is to keep 2014 20th round pick Johnny Manziel to absorb additional penalties.

2015:
1.) Brees (1st rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
2.) DeMarco (1st rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
3.) Harvin (2nd rounder)
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Harvin
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping DeMarco
	Can�t apply -1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 3rd rounder on a 2nd round pick (Harvin)
4.) Morris (8th rounder)
 	-1 for keeping Morris
	-1 for keeping Harvin
	-1 for keeping DeMarco
	-1 for keeping Brees
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
	Can�t apply -1 for using a 3rd rounder on a 2nd round pick (Harvin)
17.) Manziel (20th rounder)
	-1 for keeping Manziel
	-1 for using a 2nd rounder on a 1st rounder (DeMarco)
	-1 for using a 3rd rounder on a 2nd rounder (Harvin)

Supplemental Draft
Every year at least three teams in Tier A will be disbanded. The players comprising their rosters will be put into one large player pool. Teams from Tier B will be promoted to take their place, and they will be able to select keepers from the player pool in a supplemental draft.

Any players selected in the supplemental draft will retain the same value they would have if they were kept by their previous owner. For example, if a relegated team drafted Andrew Luck in the 14th round, drafting Andrew Luck in the supplemental draft would let the new owner keep him in the 13th round (barring any other penalties).

Owners will have an unlimited number of picks in the supplemental draft, but their keepers must abide by the same keepers rules as the rest of the league. Once every owner opts out of the draft, and the commissioner determines that their keepers adhere to the league's keeper rules, the supplemental draft is over.

The supplemental draft will be in order of their finish in Tier B. The draft will snake.

Draft Order
The first year the draft order will be randomized. After that, the two tiers will follow the following draft order:

Tier A
1: 1st place Tier B
2: 2nd place Tier B
3: 3rd place Tier B
4: 9th place Tier A
5: 8th place Tier A
etc, etc

Tier B
Random

The draft will snake. Every attempt will be made to accommodate a live draft.

Trades
Trades will now process instantly. I'll obviously reserve the right to veto extreme attempts at collusion / cheating. We've got a good group of people here, so I doubt it'll ever come to that.

Trade deadline is the last week of the season.

Trade Draft Picks At Your Own Risk
Future draft picks can be traded in Tier A. However, keep in mind that the draft picks of a relegated team are valueless.

Furthermore, if you trade your own future draft pick to a team, your rights to that draft pick are forfeited (even if that team is then later relegated).

Ties
During the regular season, matchups can result in a tie. It's not very likely because we're using fractional points, but I've seen it happen before.

Overall record determines playoff seeding. Ties will be broken in the following order:
- Points For (season)
- Points Against (season)
- Coin flip

During the playoffs, ties will be broken in the following order:
- Points For (season)
- Points Against (season)
- Coin flip

Relegation Cannot Be Avoided
If someone in Tier A decides not to continue on next season for whatever reason, their roster will join the player pool for the supplemental draft and an additional team from Tier B will be promoted to take their place.

Updated/Clarified rules for 2022

Increased fees/prizes
Keeper must be locked in before the supplemental draft
Reminder to send league dues via Friends and Family

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:05

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

History:

2021 GoonTier Champion: zeroordie
2020 GoonTier Champion: dewey7788
2019 GoonTier Champion: jabro
2018 GoonTier Champion: zeroordie
2017 GoonTier Champion: dewey7788
2016 GoonTier Champion: dewey7788
2015 GoonTier Champion: zeroordie
2014 GoonTier Champion: darkspider42
2013 GoonTier Champion: darkspider42

2020 thread: [url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3968585

Moving Up:
welp welps (lock)
The Bengals Offensive Line (Master Stur)
Dan Snyder Must Swing (Hiroprotagonist)

Moving Down:
Cobra Kyler (Baser Instinct)
Kamara Talk (dewey7788)
Guys Follies (jabro)

Supplemental Draft:

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1+1	Javonte Williams
1+1	Ezekiel Elliott
1+1	Mike Evans
1	Miles Sanders
1	Allen Robinson II
1	Christian McCaffrey
1	Amari Cooper
2	George Kittle
3	Ja'Marr Chase
3	David Montgomery
4	Michael Pittman Jr.
4	Michael Carter
5	Jerry Jeudy
5	DJ Chark Jr.
5	Lamar Jackson
6	Kyler Murray
7	Aaron Donald
7	Joey Bosa
7	Myles Garrett
8	Fred Warner
8	Zack Moss
8	Demario Davis
9	Micah Parsons
9	Myles Jack
11	James Conner
11	Kenny Golladay
12	Dallas Goedert
12	Patrick Mahomes
13	T.J. Hockenson
13	Alvin Kamara
14	Laviska Shenault Jr.
16	Mecole Hardman
16	Kadarius Toney
16	Jessie Bates III
17	Michael GallupQ
17	Isaiah Simmons
17	Travis Etienne Jr.
18	Pat Surtain II

darkspider42 fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Aug 9, 2022

# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 03:59

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Tier A 2022 Keeper Costs:

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The McRib� Is Back

1+1	Derrick Henry�Ten,�RB
2	Kyle Pitts�Atl,�TE
3	Nick Chubb�Cle,�RB
4	Devin White�TB,�LB
5	Deebo Samuel�SF,�WR
6	Jeremy Chinn�Car,�S
7	Elijah Moore�NYJ,�WR
8	Matthew Stafford�LAR,�QB
9	Devin Singletary�Buf,�RB
10	Tony Pollard�Dal,�RB
11	Mike Williams�LAC,�WR
13	Courtland Sutton�Den,�WR
15	Kenneth Gainwell�Phi,�RB
18	DeForest Buckner�Ind,�DT
	
Don't Get Regulated

1+1	Joe Mixon�Cin,�RB
1	Josh Jacobs�LV,�RB
2	Tyler Boyd�Cin,�WR
3	Ronald Jones II�TB,�RB
4	Budda Baker�Ari,�S
5	Michael Thomas�NO,�WR
6	Lavonte David�TB,�LB
9	Leonard Fournette�TB,�RB
11	DJ Moore�Car,�WR
14	Josh Allen�Buf,�QB
16	Cam Akers�LAR,�RB
	
Everybody Herberts Dong

3	Melvin Gordon III�Den,�RB
4	Russell Wilson�Sea,�QB
5	T.J. Watt�Pit,�DE
7	Derwin James Jr.�LAC,�S
12	DK Metcalf�Sea,�WR
14	Sterling Shepard�NYG,�WR
16	Marquise Brown�Bal,�WR
19	Cole Holcomb�Wsh,�LB
10	Chuba Hubbard
17	Damien Harris
14	Chris Carson
11	Rondale Moore

I Like Beer

1+1	Calvin Ridley
1+1	Clyde Edwards-Helaire�KC,�RB
2	Justin Herbert�LAC,�QB
3	DeVonta Smith�Phi,�WR
4	Darius Leonard�Ind,�LB
8	Diontae Johnson�Pit,�WR
11	Travis Kelce�KC,�TE
13	Tee Higgins�Cin,�WR
15	Brandon Aiyuk�SF,�WR
15	James Robinson
17	C.J. Mosley�NYJ,�LB
	
Davante's Inferno

1+1	Davante Adams�GB,�WR
1	Stefon Diggs�Buf,�WR
2	Darrell Henderson Jr.�LAR,�RB
4	Noah Fant�Den,�TE
5	Roquan Smith�Chi,�LB
6	Chase Edmonds�Ari,�RB
8	Mike Gesicki�Mia,�TE
9	Brian Burns�Car,�DE
11	Justin Jefferson�Min,�WR
12	Aaron Jones�GB,�RB
13	Joe Burrow�Cin,�QB
16	Eric Kendricks�Min,�LB
18	Alexander Mattison�Min,�RB
19	Rashod Bateman�Bal,�WR
	
The New Guy

1+1	Saquon Barkley�NYG,�RB
2	Adam Thielen�Min,�WR
6	Bobby Wagner�Sea,�LB
8	Mark Andrews�Bal,�TE
14	Haason Reddick�Car,�DE
15	Tom Brady�TB,�QB
16	J.K. Dobbins�Bal,�RB
	
Hurts Immunity

1+1	Dalvin Cook�Min,�RB
1	Tyreek Hill�KC,�WR
2	Mike Davis�Atl,�RB
3	D'Andre Swift�Det,�RB
4	Jaylen Waddle�Mia,�WR
6	Brandin Cooks�Hou,�WR
9	Jalen Hurts�Phi,�QB
13	Marvin Jones Jr.�Jax,�WR
17	J.D. McKissic�Wsh,�RB
	
Bombardment Society

1+1	A.J. Brown�Ten,�WR
1	Keenan Allen
1	Jonathan Taylor�Ind,�RB
2	Antonio Gibson�Wsh,�RB
3	CeeDee Lamb�Dal,�WR
4	Dak Prescott�Dal,�QB
5	Odell Beckham Jr.�LAR,�WR
8	Deion Jones�Atl,�LB
10	Foyesade Oluokun�Atl,�LB
12	Austin Ekeler�LAC,�RB
15	Cooper Kupp�LAR,�WR
16	Darren Waller�LV,�TE
	
GloboChem PitPats

1+1	Najee Harris�Pit,�RB
1	Terry McLaurin�Wsh,�WR
2	DeAndre Hopkins�Ari,�WR
3	Chase Claypool�Pit,�WR
4	Justin Fields�Chi,�QB
5	Aaron Rodgers�GB,�QB
6	Tyler Lockett�Sea,�WR
7	Tremaine Edmunds�Buf,�LB
8	AJ Dillon�GB,�RB
9	Tyrann Mathieu�KC,�S
10	Kareem Hunt�Cle,�RB
14	Kevin Byard�Ten,�S
17	Bradley Chubb�Den,�DE

Draft Order:

Tier A:
1. Lock (confirmed)
2. Master Stur (confirmed)
3. Hiroprotagonist (confirmed)
new Chen kenichi (confirmed)
new Anubis (confirmed)
6. One1mike9 (confirmed)
7. SouthShoreSamurai (confirmed/paid)
8. Hot Diggity! (confirmed/paid)
9. Veritek83 (confirmed/paid)
10. Mikey Purp (confirmed)
11. DkJ (confirmed/paid)
12. darkspider42 (confirmed/paid)

out:
7. thecriterionman
12. zeroordie

Tier B (no particular Order):
1. Brownhat (confirmed)
2. von Metternich�(confirmed/paid)
3. 3 dong horse (confirmed)
4. barnold (confirmed)
5. Gobias Ind (confirmed/paid)
6. Whoreson Welles (confirmed)
7. Boywunda (confirmed)
8. Baser instinct (confirmed)
9. dewey7788 (confirmed)
10. jabro (confirmed)
11. new
12. new

darkspider42 fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Aug 26, 2022

# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 03:59

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Everyone heading into this thread please check in so I know that you're in this year, and for anyone in Tier A please get your keepers in ASAP. I'll have the list ready tomorrow (8/9) for cross reference/checking but please be thinking about it since we need those locked in before we can do the supplemental draft.

payment options:

Paypal: orders@randompunks.com

if you need an alternate payment please let me know.

Sleeper Link for Tier A draft
https://sleeper.app/i/m22xQQBBg11E

darkspider42 fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 9, 2022

# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 04:31

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Tier A Keepers are up please get your keepers posted by 8/20.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 21:42

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

code:

Don't Get Regulated

1+1	Joe Mixon Cin, RB
1	Josh Jacobs LV, RB
2	Tyler Boyd Cin, WR
3	Ronald Jones II TB, RB
4	Budda Baker Ari, S
5	Michael Thomas NO, WR
6	Lavonte David TB, LB
9	Leonard Fournette TB, RB
11	DJ Moore Car, WR
14	Josh Allen Buf, QB
16	Cam Akers LAR, RB

Keeping

1 Joe Mixon
4 Michael Thomas (5+1 from Mixon)
9 Leonard Fournette
11 DJ Moore
14 Josh Allen
16 Cam Akers

# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 21:44

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

dkj posted:

Keeping:

1+1 Derrick Henry�Ten,�RB
2 Kyle Pitts�Atl,�TE
3 Nick Chubb�Cle,�RB
4 Devin White�TB,�LB
5 Deebo Samuel�SF,�WR
6 Jeremy Chinn�Car,�S
7 Elijah Moore�NYJ,�WR
8 Matthew Stafford�LAR,�QB
9 Devin Singletary�Buf,�RB
10 Tony Pollard�Dal,�RB
11 Mike Williams�LAC,�WR
12 Courtland Sutton�Den,�WR (13+1)
15 Kenneth Gainwell�Phi,�RB
18 DeForest Buckner�Ind,�DT

Ah, the ole show up 2 hours after the draft starts strategy

# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 14:35

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

SouthShoreSamurai posted:

I Like Beer

2 Justin Herbert LAC, QB
8 Diontae Johnson Pit, WR
11 Travis Kelce KC, TE
13 Tee Higgins Cin, WR
15 Brandon Aiyuk SF, WR
15 James Robinson
17 C.J. Mosley NYJ, LB

If you keep these players the penalties for Robinson and Mosley can't be enforce (Robinson would be kept as a 16 and the -1 can't be applied to Mosley). Based on my reading of the keepers:

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C) If a round is not available, a greater round will be used. If a greater round is not available, the first available lower round will be used and a penalty will be assessed for each round below the keeper's value.

You can choose either Aiyuk or Robinson to become a 14 OR not keep one of them

# ¿ Aug 12, 2022 20:17

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Bump for check in and keepers!

# ¿ Aug 15, 2022 03:46

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

One1mike9
thecriterionman

whoever is friends with them in IRL, can you poke them to head to the thread?

# ¿ Aug 17, 2022 04:47

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Lock posted:

Hey, sorry, don't wanna hold things up, but I'm debating simplifying my, er, fantasy life. Lemme sleep on it and I'll get back to y'all in the next 24 hours.

e: It looks like there's no waiting list and not everyone has confirmed. I'm still thinking, but if you need a body to keep things running, I'll jump in.

Got a decision yet?

# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 21:06

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

I need confirmations from

Lock (pending)
thecriterionman
zeroordie

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I need keepers from

SouthShoreSamurai

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thecriterionman (pending confirmation)
zeroordie (pending confirmation)

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If I don't have positive confirmation by tomorrow (8/24) it looks like some Tier B scrubs might be getting a free pass up.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 21:11

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Lock posted:

I reckon I'm in, if you still need a body. I'll send the money soon.

Same. I feel bad about leaving any league, but I've had a lotta life changes this past year and I'm a little burnt out. But the goon leagues are always awesome and competitive.

Glad to have you back!

What do you want as the Regular Winner Goal? Could be a season long thing or top stat on a given week or in the season. I'm thinking this is one is a little more off beat than standard fantasy stuff.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2022 16:56

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

zeroordie posted:

ha, took my kids to Disneyland and completely forgot to come back to this. Going to go ahead and drop out.

It�s been a good run. Thanks and good luck to everyone next season.

Thanks for letting us know.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 13:46

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

with zeroordie dropping out and lack of response from thecriterionman we've got 2 spots in Tier A opened up which means two <s>plebs</s> teams are moving up.

Based on last years final standings welcome Chen kenichi and Anubis to the bigs. I'll be working on getting the draft list updated ASAP. All keepers are in as well so I'm getting them processed to kick that supplemental draft off

Sleeper link to join for Tier https://sleeper.app/i/m22xQQBBg11E

Also reminder for payments if you haven't gotten them in yet.

Lets start thinking Tier A draft date. NFL kick off is Thu Sept 8. How would the 5th, 6th or 7th be for people? 10pm start to accommodate our west coast people?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 13:54

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Also if anyone has someone that would like to join let me know before I open it up to main fantasy thread. We have dibs for one spot already.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 13:57

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Updated Supplemental Draft List

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1+1	Javonte Williams - Chen Kenichi
1+1	Ezekiel Elliott - HiroProtagonist
1+1	Mike Evans - Chen Kenichi
1+1	A.J. Brown
1	Miles Sanders
1	Allen Robinson II
1	Christian McCaffrey - Christian McCaffrey
1	Amari Cooper
1	Keenan Allen
1	Jonathan Taylor - Lock
2	George Kittle
2	Antonio Gibson
3	Ja'Marr Chase - Anubis
3	David Montgomery
3	Melvin Gordon II
3	CeeDee Lamb - HiroProtagonist
4	Michael Pittman Jr. - Master Stur
4	Michael Carter
4	Russell Wilson
4	Dak Prescott
5	Jerry Jeudy
5	DJ Chark Jr.
5	Lamar Jackson - Lock
5	T.J. Watt
5	Odell Beckham Jr. - HiroProtagonist
6	Kyler Murray - HiroProtagonist
7	Aaron Donald
7	Joey Bosa - Anubis
7	Myles Garrett
7	Derwin James Jr.
8	Fred Warner
8	Zack Moss
8	Demario Davis
8	Deion Jones
9	Micah Parsons - Anubis
9	Myles Jack
10	Chuba Hubbard
10	Foyesade Oluokun - Master Stur
11	James Conner  - Lock
11	Kenny Golladay
11	Rondale Moore
12	Dallas Goedert - Chen Kenichi
12	Patrick Mahomes - Chen Kenichi
12	DK Metcalf - Anubis
12	Austin Ekeler - Anubis
13	T.J. Hockenson
13	Alvin Kamara - Master Stur
14	Laviska Shenault Jr.
14	Sterling Shepard
14	Chris Carson
15	Cooper Kupp - Chen Kenichi
16	Mecole Hardman
16	Kadarius Toney - Lock
16	Jessie Bates III
16	Marquise Brown - Anubis
16	Darren Waller - Anubis
17	Michael Gallup
17	Isaiah Simmons
17	Travis Etienne Jr. - Master Stur
17	Damien Harris - Anubis
18	Pat Surtain II
19	Cole Holcomb - Master Stur

darkspider42 fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Sep 6, 2022

# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 14:15

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Keeper List

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The McRib� Is Back *

1	Derrick Henry Ten, RB
2	Kyle Pitts Atl, TE
3	Nick Chubb Cle, RB
4	Devin White TB, LB
5	Deebo Samuel SF, WR
6	Jeremy Chinn Car, S
7	Elijah Moore NYJ, WR
8	Matthew Stafford LAR, QB
9	Devin Singletary Buf, RB
10	Tony Pollard Dal, RB
11	Mike Williams LAC, WR
12 (13+1)Courtland Sutton Den, WR
15	Kenneth Gainwell Phi, RB
18	DeForest Buckner Ind, DT
	
Don't Get Regulated *

1	Joe Mixon Cin, RB
4 (5+1)	Michael Thomas NO, WR
9	Leonard Fournette TB, RB
11	DJ Moore Car, WR
14	Josh Allen Buf, QB
16	Cam Akers LAR, RB
	

I Like Beer *

2	Justin Herbert LAC, QB
8	Diontae Johnson Pit, WR
11	Travis Kelce KC, TE
13	Tee Higgins Cin, WR
14 (15+1) ames Robinson
15	Brandon Aiyuk SF, WR
17	C.J. Mosley NYJ, LB
	
Davante's Inferno *

1	Davante Adams GB, WR
2	Stefon Diggs Buf, WR
9 (11+2)Justin Jefferson Min, WR
12	Aaron Jones GB, RB
13	Joe Burrow Cin, QB
16	Eric Kendricks Min, LB
18	Alexander Mattison Min, RB
19	Rashod Bateman Bal, WR
	
The New Guy *

1	Saquon Barkley NYG, RB
7 (8+1)	Mark Andrews Bal, TE
14	Haason Reddick Car, DE
15	Tom Brady TB, QB
16	J.K. Dobbins Bal, RB
	
Hurts Immunity *

1	Dalvin Cook Min, RB
2	Tyreek Hill KC, WR
3	D'Andre Swift Det, RB
4	Jaylen Waddle Mia, WR
5 (6+1)	Brandin Cooks Hou, WR
8 (9+1)	Jalen Hurts Phi, QB
13	Marvin Jones Jr. Jax, WR

GloboChem PitPats *

1	Najee Harris Pit, RB
6 (7+1)	Tremaine Edmunds Buf, LB
8	AJ Dillon GB, RB
10	Kareem Hunt Cle, RB
14	Kevin Byard Ten, S
17	Bradley Chubb Den, DE

# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 14:16

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Supplemental Draft:

Round 1
Lock - Jonathan Taylor - 1
Master Stur - Christian McCaffrey - 1
Hiroprotagonist - CeeDee Lamb - 3
Chen kenichi - Cooper Kupp - 15
Anubis - Ja'Marr Chase - 3

Round 2
Anubis - Austin Ekeler -12
Chen kenichi - Patrick Mahomes -12
Hiroprotagonist - Ezekiel Elliot 1+1
Master Stur - Alvin Kamara 13
Lock - Lamar Jackson - 5

Round 3
Lock - James Conner - 11
Master Stur - Michael Pittman Jr. - 4
Hiroprotagonist - Odell Beckham Jr. - 5
Chen kenichi - Mike Evans - 1+1
Anubis - Darren Waller - 16

Round 4
Anubis - Marquise Brown - 16
Chen kenichi - Javonte Williams 1+1
Hiroprotagonist - Kyler Murray 6
Master Stur - Travis Etienne Jr 17
Lock - Kadarius Toney - 16

Round 5
Master Stur - Foyesade Oluokun 10
Chen kenichi - Dallas Goedert 12
Anubis - DK Metcalf 12

Round 6
Anubis - Damien Harris 17
Master Stur - Cole Holcomb 19

Round 7
Anubis - Micah Parsons

Round 8
Anubis - Joey Bosa

darkspider42 fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Sep 6, 2022

# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 14:18

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Hiroprotagonist - you are up

# ¿ Aug 30, 2022 02:12

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

HiroProtagonist posted:

I'm confused, I thought we were doing a live supplementary draft. Just got your PM.

edit: apparently i am an idiot. i need instructions please. do i look at the pool in sleeper or what?

sorry, figured everyone was familiar with the promotion draft.

Pool here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4009532&pagenumber=2#post525809230

Draft tracker here:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4009532&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post525809284

Just post who you are taking and preferably who is up next as a reminder. Rounder is current keeper round and you can pass anytime you want but once you do you are no longer drafting.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2022 02:51

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Mikey Purp posted:

So when is tier A's draft?

I'm leaning towards the 7th but I want to go back through all the responses once the promotion draft concludes.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2022 03:56

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Anyone have a friend that would like to join tier B before I post in the main FF thread?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2022 03:56

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Lock has come up with this Promotion Winner Bonus Prize (tm) for this season

High number of touchdown's thrown by a non-QB

1. Player must be in your starting lineup
2. Tie-breaker - total yards on the thrown

Payout ($10) will be end of year in each division

# ¿ Sep 1, 2022 18:53

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Tier A Draft time

September 6th at 9pm EST

Good for everyone?

Anyone that hasn't signed into Sleeper for the draft here is the link - https://sleeper.app/i/m22xQQBBg11E

# ¿ Sep 1, 2022 19:06

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Master Stur - you're up

# ¿ Sep 2, 2022 14:56

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Missing payments:

Hiroprotagonist
Chen kenichi (I think you need non-paypal, right? PM me and I'll shoot you over zelle details)
3 dong horse
Baser instinct
jabro
painofmind

payment options:

Paypal: orders@randompunks.com

if anyone else needs an alternate payment please let me know.

Sleeper Link for Tier A draft
https://sleeper.app/i/m22xQQBBg11E

Missing:
Chen kenichi
Anubis
Mikey Purp

I know one of you is in as petroos - I just can't figure out who.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 02:38

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Anubis - you're up in the draft.

Lets try and get this done today if possible so I can have everything in the system for the draft tomorrow.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 16:14

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

And we are down to 2 - Master Stur you are up, two at a time now

# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 17:35

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Chen Kenichi posted:

I forget if you have always been treasurer for both leagues, as I might have you in GPay already if so? Zelle works too of course.

Sent a zelle request to your comcast.net email address. If you need me to send it to a different address shoot me a message on espn.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 19:01

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Anubis - all you left just post who you want.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2022 21:38

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Draft is set! Please double check your keepers and let me know if there are any input errors. Otherwise I'll see you all tomorrow.

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# ¿ Sep 6, 2022 03:04

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Lock posted:

Did somebody take Hockenson before me? He's not showing up in Sleeper on my team.

e: nope, I saw he's unassigned.

Added

# ¿ Sep 6, 2022 17:13

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Reminder Tier A draft tonight in approx 1 hour (9pm EST). Goal is to get everyone an F!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 00:59

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Tier A Draft to be mocked in the next few months

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# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 04:06

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Draft has been entered in ESPN, please check to make sure all your players are accounted for

Waiver wise is looks like anyone that is playing on Thursday is locked until next week but anyone else waivers run on Friday. If you are looking to pick someone up for tomorrow PM or post and I can manually assign them.

darkspider42 fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Sep 7, 2022

# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 16:45

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Lock posted:

Er, ESPN, right? And thanks, looks like everyone's there for me!

yeah, yeah, yeah

# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 18:03

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Anubis posted:

Hiro, not to help you out or anything but it appears you maybe need to pick up a LB or two and I don't mean around your waist!

Boom, roasted. Smack talk dominance and intimidation achieved.

Weird, ESPN is really weird on IDP position eligibility this year. Shaquil Barrett is an outside LB but has a DE tag in ESPN but LB in Sleeper. Plus it doesn't look like the LM has any recourse to change it.

Edit: welp, found what happened

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# ¿ Sep 7, 2022 21:17

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

TD Watch 2022 -

Week 1: nada
Week 2: nothing
Week 3: zilch
Week 4:

C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT SACKS QBR RTG
Braxton Berrios 1/1 2 2.0 1 0 0-0 99.5 118.8

# ¿ Oct 4, 2022 03:08

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:05

darkspider42: Oct 7, 2004; Best Buy security. You'll have to come with me sir.

Chen Kenichi posted:

Anyone else having trouble swapping players? I get 'transaction cannot be executed by this host. Try again' no matter what I do. Want to swap Zaire Franklin in for Bobby Wagner. Tried swapping RBs and WRs as well to see and those give the message too.

No issue for me but I'm on a desktop. This in app?

PS - I made the swap for you, let me know if you want to revert it before the game starts if you are still having a problem.

darkspider42 fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Oct 7, 2022

# ¿ Oct 7, 2022 00:45

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