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Did you see the Bob's Burgers movie Applewhite?
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 04:55 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 09:31 |
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I got frustrated with the FTL portion that created the two Buzz lightyears, they didn't explain how that happened. Just, here you go, FTL created two time lines? Would it created multiple other timelines? I wish they spent some more energy on expanding on that.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 04:56 |
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I haven't seen Raya but considering how even the furries didn't latch onto it, I assume it must be pretty bad
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 04:56 |
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Edgar posted:I got frustrated with the FTL portion that created the two Buzz lightyears, they didn't explain how that happened. Just, here you go, FTL created two time lines? Would it created multiple other timelines? I wish they spent some more energy on expanding on that. I was already so frustrated by that point I just yelled out "sure, why the hell not?" The movie already completely shits the bed on how time dilation works. Unless the planet's sun is four lightyears away from the planet, four years would not have elapsed on the planet to an object traveling at relativistic speeds. It takes light roughly 11 minutes to travel from the sun to the earth. Assuming the alien planet from the movie is roughly the same distance, then a ship traveling at ".7c" would complete a round trip in 37.2 minutes. Worst case scenario, 37.2 minutes will have passed on the planet and no time will have passed to Lightyear.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 05:04 |
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And that's ALREADY accepting that in the movie's setting, there's an FTL "hyperdrive" that is still subject to relativity despite the fact that the whole point of FTL drives is to get around relativity and its consequences.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 05:07 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Did you see the Bob's Burgers movie Applewhite? I haven't yet but I want to.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 05:10 |
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Cum Fuckqueer
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 05:20 |
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no tim allen voiceover??? suck my dang dick d*sney
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 05:24 |
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Not even Patrick Warburton.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 05:24 |
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Applewhite posted:I haven't yet but I want to.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 05:28 |
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Applewhite posted:I haven't yet but I want to. There's a clam car and a crab car!
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 05:50 |
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Applewhite posted:
Not going to lie, based on the first teaser trailer, I was expecting Lightyear to be about making a modern movie based on the toy/cartoon/merchandising franchise of the 1990s Buzz Lightyear in the Pixarverse. A lot of metacommentary about how child-friendly franchises eventually become modernized as darker and more violent versions of themselves, actors and directors dealing with fandom criticisms as the film is in production, sudden superstar fame and attention. Main villains of the movie are toxic fandoms and "Tom Ballen", the original voice of the Buzz Lightyear toy who starts a popular fan campaign to dump Evan's character and cast him in the role. The film is littered with youtube videos of 37 year old Andy and Sid ranting on Youtube about how everything in the film looks horrible and woke.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 06:57 |
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yeah i guess all that is true but have you seen barely legal gapers 27?
ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Aug 10, 2022 |
# ? Aug 10, 2022 07:14 |
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who could forget the famous little person gangbang scene fron "this is not sophies choice: the xxx parody" where it turns out the villain all along was the fuckin cops chills, man
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 07:16 |
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Applewhite posted:If Pixar set out to make a movie more pointless than Planes, it succeeded. I wonder what Jim Halpert would think of this film.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 08:25 |
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Thanks for your scathing movie review Applewhite, I liked it (the review, I won't be seeing the movie). I hope you post it widely on the internet including rottentomatoes & IMDB, to inform others and discourage them from wasting time or money watching what is clearly a turkey.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 08:34 |
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As a Latino person, I thought Encanto was hot garbage, bar a couple of the songs. No real villain, nonsensical plot, and an overall inferior version of Coco.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 08:51 |
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Pretty sure Applewhite wants to watch Tim Allen and Tom hanks gently caress. Or he made his Woody and Buzz dolls gently caress when he was a kid. It's definitely one of those two, though. Gotta hand it to him. It's a heck of an image and a good kink to have.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 09:03 |
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Devils Affricate posted:I haven't seen Raya but considering how even the furries didn't latch onto it, I assume it must be pretty bad I’ve never seen movie related toys go on clearance so fast.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 09:06 |
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Applewhite posted:I haven't yet but I want to. I think you would like it, based on your review style.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 09:42 |
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Szyznyk posted:I’ve never seen movie related toys go on clearance so fast. Keep an eye out for Batgirl movie toys
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 12:38 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:I wonder what Jim Halpert would think of this film. lol. I posted his take before I posted mine.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 12:54 |
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It's kind of frustrating when a movie like this because some weird rallying cry for people to scream "movies are too woke!" The movie failed because it's super boring and a lot of people still aren't gonna go to a movie theater with kids. This wasn't a bad movie in terms of animation or voice work, it was just kind of there. No especially fun action scenes, no really good characters, and the plot is the most generic sci-fi thing you can think of. I know this is the "real" Buzz Lightyear, but he also just goes through the exact same character arc as his toy version did in Toy Story, which seems like a wasted opportunity. I fully admit that I laughed a lot at Sox barfing up the knockout dart the first time, but that was the only thing that made the movie feel like a Pixar movie. The reverse sandwich was kind of funny but it also felt like a joke that would have been done better in another Pixar movie. I asked my 8 year old nephew what he thought of it and he thought it was "okay". I think he's just gonna watch Luca for like the 37th time.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 13:30 |
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not sure if you movie critics know but this is like the 5th movie in a series made for idiot children it's gonna suck rear end
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 13:38 |
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Pimpcasso posted:not sure if you movie critics know but this is like the 5th movie in a series made for idiot children I think, actually, you will find that it is the very first Buzz Lightyear movie, and that it is not in continuity with the Toy Story franchise though the settings are connected. How droll of you to make this mistake.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 13:51 |
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Pimpcasso posted:not sure if you movie critics know but this is like the 5th movie in a series made for idiot children Oh good finally an intelligent person has posted in this thread Thank you for your service
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 14:20 |
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Pimpcasso posted:not sure if you movie critics know but this is like the 5th movie in a series made for idiot children “aNiMaTiOn Is FoR cHiLdReN!!!” Super Waffle posted:As a Latino person, I thought Encanto was hot garbage, bar a couple of the songs. No real villain, nonsensical plot, and an overall inferior version of Coco. except I thought the songs blew fart butt rear end, too. If that’s Lin-Manuel Miranda’s style, I am not impressed.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:03 |
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Encanto had a couple good songs (Bruno, Pressure) It definitely had a couple lovely ones though
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:07 |
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Applewhite posted:If Pixar set out to make a movie more pointless than Planes, it succeeded. It's almost like Disney doesn't want to make good movies about people standing up to an evil empire, I'm sure it's just a coincidence
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:15 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's almost like Disney doesn't want to make good movies about people standing up to an evil empire, I'm sure it's just a coincidence wait till you hear about a little-known series called STAR WARS
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:16 |
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The Bloop posted:wait till you hear about a little-known series called STAR WARS Would this be the same Star Wars where the evil empire is no longer racist or misogynistic? Sounds more like Disney wants people to stand up to an empire run by leftists.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:19 |
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All the smartest posters come out to brutally own Disney movies.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:19 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Would this be the same Star Wars where the evil empire is no longer racist or misogynistic? Sounds more like Disney wants people to stand up to an empire run by leftists. What the hell are you talking about? That there are occasional low to mid level female officers? That there was a black storm trooper (wearing white armor to remove his identity and make him look like everyone else) Still 99% human officers though if you want to use "race" in a meaningful way in a universe like that.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:21 |
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The Bloop posted:What the hell are you talking about? That there are occasional low to mid level female officers? The main villain in The Mandalorian is Moff Gideon, who is a black man and moffs are second only to Grand Moff Tarkin himself.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:31 |
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The Bloop posted:Encanto had a couple good songs (Bruno, Pressure) “Surface Pressure” didn’t exactly know what it was going for as an exposition song, so it was like five different genres and tempos all at once. “Bruno” sounded like something from “Hamilton,” and that was my problem with the music. The setting was a small isolated Colombian village and the music should have reflected that. Instead, the characters are rapping and singing contemporary pop and it was just fuel for the dumpster fire of the movie. The music reminded me of that rapping dog in the animated Titanic movie lol “Dos Oruguitas” was good, though.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:39 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:The main villain in The Mandalorian is Moff Gideon, who is a black man and moffs are second only to Grand Moff Tarkin himself. Ok You're right the empire is woke now lmao
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 15:56 |
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I agree Disney's treatment of the Empire is problematic but not for the reasons Yaldabaoth says. I don't think the Empire is meant to be "woke" but rather I think the portrayal is meant to be more ambiguous. Less of a moral struggle between good and evil and more a "there's good people on both sides" portrayal, which in its own way is more insidious, IMO.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:39 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Would this be the same Star Wars where the evil empire is no longer racist or misogynistic? Sounds more like Disney wants people to stand up to an empire run by leftists. christ. its like you want us to chant "dumbest post, dumbest post" like we're cheering for the u.s. at the olympics
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:43 |
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you see, rogue one is really about antifa if you look at the powerpoint i have assembled you can clearly see that
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:46 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 09:31 |
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Applewhite posted:I agree Disney's treatment of the Empire is problematic but not for the reasons Yaldabaoth says. Disney wants to ignore that white supremacy exists instead of encouraging women and minorities to rise up against it.
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# ? Aug 10, 2022 16:50 |