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CozyFella
Feb 1, 2022

I don't have anything of value to add to this conversation.
But I don't care.
You wanna hang out OP?

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yep. keeping it on the straight and narrow by clarifying that i sucked her dick. actually

"their dick" and keep 'em guessin

dodging and weaving as the sex police punch air

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Dude dick

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


nothing wrong with sucking a big old honkin' dick with the bros every now and then

Coin
Jan 9, 2006

I'm no shitposter; I always know how I'm posting is wrong. I'm just a guy that doesn't like reading the thread, effortposting, and respecting the mods. So if you think about it, I'm the best poster here.
about 25 years ago I managed to get some of my own dick into my mouth, but the experience overall felt more like sucking dick than having my dick sucked and I wasn't flexible enough to do it comfortably and also I was bad at sucking dick. Never tried it again, completely off the table now with my 40-year-old body.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you need to keep at it, nobody is a pro their first time

Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

I've sicked a duck.

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Sid Vicious posted:

you ever suck a dick?

Only yours...

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


Sid Vicious posted:

you ever suck a dick?

yes but I never swallowed

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

I'd liky my dick sucked yes

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

no your mom does that for me op

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Like just today, or…?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

SNAP INTO A THICK DICK

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
No though I tried to suck my own.

What does it feel? Like licking a cucumber-shaped lollipop? A stick of salami?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Buddy I work at BJ factory whatdya think

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
Yeah,ur mom's :smug:

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Colonel Cancer posted:

Buddy I work at BJ factory whatdya think

... which happens to be the dick sucking factory's competitor. Coke / Pepsi, Blowing / Sucking. Praise capitalism

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

you ever suck a dick?

Never sucked "a" dick OP...sucked a lot.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

you ever suck a dick?

sucked one? No. Admired one? Sure, I like a good hard dick just like the next guy

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Yeah? :shrug:

Going down on someone is fun, I dunno what the debate is lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

syntaxfunction posted:

Yeah? :shrug:

Going down on someone is fun, I dunno what the debate is lol

I once had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me go down on her because it made her feel funny. Honey, that is the point

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
im sucking a dick right now OP how do you like them apple

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

larchesdanrew posted:

im sucking a dick right now OP how do you like them apple

doing reverse cowgirl or you got one of those ergonomic keyboards that have two parts?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i heard someone in this thread sucked 37 dicks

in a row

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Scrotum Modem posted:

SNAP INTO A THICK DICK



If you insist, Mr. Savage!

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Coin posted:

about 25 years ago I managed to get some of my own dick into my mouth, but the experience overall felt more like sucking dick than having my dick sucked and I wasn't flexible enough to do it comfortably and also I was bad at sucking dick. Never tried it again, completely off the table now with my 40-year-old body.

Hopefully your kids can surpass you in life; it’s every parent’s dream, imo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Every goon ought to join the great dick to mouth centipede

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


mods please sticky this thread

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

flubber nuts posted:

mods please sticky this thread

before it gets old

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Companion thread: have you ever tasted your own cum??

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

satanic splash-back posted:

Companion thread: have you ever tasted your own cum??

Yeah, once. I had no clean up at my grandparents place.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

its not particularly complex OP

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

KitConstantine posted:

its not particularly complex OP

didn't ask if it was complex, asked if you did it

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

didn't ask if it was complex, asked if you did it

how else would i know it's not complex?

Also you didn't ask OP did so up yours!!!!!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



please don't fight in the dick sucking thread we're all friends here

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

KitConstantine posted:

how else would i know it's not complex?

Also you didn't ask OP did so up yours!!!!!

You didn't ask anything. You made a statement and I commented on it.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Ruby Gloom posted:

i heard someone in this thread sucked 37 dicks

in a row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VEkq_gkYM&t=32s

e: ofc it's age-restricted

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Gentlemen, no dick sucking in dick sucking room, please!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpVY_ZHGDg&t=16s

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ruby Gloom posted:

i heard someone in this thread sucked 37 dicks

in a row

It was 39 actually

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