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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:where does cum fit in a vegan diet Ok as long as it’s given willingly (the cum)
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Ok as long as it’s given willingly (the cum) What if produced through wage slavery?
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Aug 14, 2022 18:59
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Mooey Cow posted:What if produced through wage slavery? Mass market cum, such as that produced by dicksucking factories, cannot be assumed to have been given consensually, and therefore is not considered vegan.
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Aug 14, 2022 19:03
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Check this poo poo out... So, the main chemical (aroma compound) that gives human sperm its smell is spermidine. It's present in a lot of different foods in small amounts, and is actually believed to be healthy to consume. So naturally, you can buy it in supplement form. So, why not just consume your own sperm to save money?
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Aug 14, 2022 19:09
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I eat my cum sometimes it's my cum!!!
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Aug 14, 2022 19:11
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Bula Vinaka posted:Check this poo poo out...  Lol
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Aug 14, 2022 19:13
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Aug 14, 2022 19:14
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When I was a very horny and confused teenager and was able to perform oral sex on myself for a brief period of time, yes. It was okay. Not bad enough that I wouldn't ask someone else to do it for me.
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Aug 14, 2022 19:15
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neato burrito posted:When I was a very horny and confused teenager and was able to perform oral sex on myself for a brief period of time, yes. High five bro
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Aug 14, 2022 19:24
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vaginite posted:Some creep grocery clerk was mixing his cum in with yogurt samples here. He got caught because a woman, whos probably really nice and fun to hang with, detected the 10,000 times diluted trace flavor of cum. This is incredible are you serious
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Aug 14, 2022 21:22
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Spinz posted:This is incredible are you serious https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna44806198
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Aug 14, 2022 21:52
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I like that the thread opened with an empty quote It was kind of like that one Star wars movie where at the very beginning instead of the camera going down it went up Obvious, but you still don't see it... coming
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Aug 14, 2022 23:17
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Everyone knows you must consume someone else's seed to gain their awesome powers you fool
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Aug 14, 2022 23:41
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Jesus, such a big to-do over a bit of jizz.  “ITS JUST A LITTLE CUM!!!”
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Bula Vinaka posted:Check this poo poo out... 
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Aug 15, 2022 10:51
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Looks like cum is back on the menu, boys! 
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Aug 15, 2022 10:53
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I taste amazing and my partners have agreed. Sorry y'all diets suck, nerds 
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Aug 15, 2022 10:57
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Mooey Cow posted:Looks like cum is back on the menu, boys! *Sting starts glowing*
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Aug 15, 2022 11:30
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Jesus, such a big to-do over a bit of jizz. https://i.imgur.com/ihqULPO.mp4
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doubt it
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Aug 15, 2022 13:03
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It's free sauce.
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Aug 15, 2022 13:24
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Is it really free if you have to work for it 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Is it really free if you have to work for it lmao if you're so poor that you don't own a jerk off robot to do that for you
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Aug 15, 2022 14:29
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Just get a silly straw and tap it at the source
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just get a silly straw and tap it at the source Tried this and it is very hard to navigate to your testicles once the straw goes down your peehole. I kept hitting my bladder and getting a mouthful of piss 
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lmao if ur domme never arched ur back against a wall and hitachi wanded ur unit until u blasted into ur open mouth just lmao
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Tried this and it is very hard to navigate to your testicles once the straw goes down your peehole. I kept hitting my bladder and getting a mouthful of piss The gently caress is a bladder? Piss is stored in the balls, you were doing it right.
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Aug 15, 2022 16:01
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The cum bladder & da piss balls
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Where is the cum stored? EDIT: I think I answered my own question. It’s stored in the rear end, right?
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Aug 15, 2022 17:27
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nobody knows where cum comes from, and in fact the word itself originates from that very mystery
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Cum just comes when called? It materializes out of the aether?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Where is the cum stored? important clarification: are you a ghost?
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:important clarification: are you a ghost? I mean… I’m a Victorian man whose been trapped in this attic for 150 years. I wail loudly on the anniversary of my wife’s death and I am covered in a layer of ectoplasm that curiously never dries up. But I wouldn’t say I’m a  ghost
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Where is the cum stored? ur mom
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Lucky Guy posted:ur mom Wait… who put it there?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Wait… who put it there? 
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I mean… I’m a Victorian man whose been trapped in this attic for 150 years. I wail loudly on the anniversary of my wife’s death and I am covered in a layer of ectoplasm that curiously never dries up. *nodding attentively with end of pen in mouth, writing frantically when i hear "ectoplasm"* mmhmm. and tell me more about the ectoplasm
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Snowballing doesn't count because it's not really your cum, you gave that to your partner as a gift
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:*nodding attentively with end of pen in mouth, writing frantically when i hear "ectoplasm"* ectoplasm is cum
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Where is the cum stored? Sometimes temporarily
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