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G-III posted:Band Name: The Bleeding Buttholes My is Bloodfart McCoy. And I DO NOT approve this message.
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I lived in Japan as a teenager in 2001 and they already had those spraying robot toilets with heated seats and fans and stuff, it seriously felt like I was living in the future.
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Aug 15, 2022 03:01
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Waltzing Along posted:You do realize you remove the old seat, right? It's just a seat swap with altered plumbing and running power to the thing. Unless you have a ghetto bidet. No idea how those work, if they work at all. ACTUALLY I DIDNT REALIZE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS:)
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Aug 15, 2022 03:09
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Caesar Saladin posted:I lived in Japan as a teenager in 2001 and they already had those spraying robot toilets with heated seats and fans and stuff, it seriously felt like I was living in the future. Ever do one of these? 
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Aug 15, 2022 03:33
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Is the final button champagne for the victory lap?
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Aug 15, 2022 05:30
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Brother Tadger posted:Is the final button champagne for the victory lap? Blow dryer.
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Aug 15, 2022 05:57
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I just walk into the local river waist-deep and stand there making GBS threads and the rushing water cleans my rear end in a top hat. Inconvenient but worth it!
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Aug 15, 2022 05:59
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These things work just as well:
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Aug 15, 2022 06:43
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kissing my bidet rn
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Aug 15, 2022 06:47
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rear end in a top hat powerwashers: I'M FOR IT! Nothing cuts through that thick, stinky, mud like a nice stream of water.
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Aug 15, 2022 06:56
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His Divine Shadow posted:These things work just as well: Actually, they don't.
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Aug 15, 2022 08:22
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I only used one a few times in Japan at the McDonald's, they had what must have been an immaculate, $20,000 bidet installed. I cranked it up to full blast so the water jet would gimme the full colon cleanse. I prefer it that way, but you can't idle for too long like that or it'll throw your electrolytes outta whack and make you dizzy.
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Aug 15, 2022 08:41
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His Divine Shadow posted:These things work just as well: Yum, a thin layer of aerosolised dookie coating every surface of my bathroom and its contents.
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Aug 16, 2022 07:42
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Breetai posted:Yum, a thin layer of aerosolised dookie coating every surface of my bathroom and its contents. dont sign your posts
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Aug 16, 2022 07:46
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Ever do one of these? This .gif is palpable, because I can only imagine how pissed off the guy was who had to clean that thing after the fact.
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Aug 16, 2022 11:32
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start your morning with dunks.gif
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Aug 16, 2022 11:49
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William Henry Hairytaint has to have bidets in his house because he refuses to wipe
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Aug 16, 2022 11:50
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sigher posted:This .gif is palpable, because I can only imagine how pissed off the guy was who had to clean that thing after the fact. the rare instance of an employee ripping off a toilet seat instead of a drunk frat bro
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Aug 16, 2022 11:52
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They are amazing and life-changing but it really does make taking a poo poo in a public restroom even worse Before I had a bidet taking dumps at work were a great way to break up the monotony of the day, blissfully ignorant of how gross and scratchy my butthole was after rubbing it raw with low-quality toilet paper In any case, I’m a total convert and will talk them up to anyone who will listen
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Aug 16, 2022 15:04
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Sheen Sheen posted:They are amazing and life-changing but it really does make taking a poo poo in a public restroom even worse 
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Aug 16, 2022 16:08
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Smugworth posted:William Henry Hairytaint has to have bidets in his house because he refuses to wipe Having a hairy taint is definely a good reason to consider a bidet
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Aug 16, 2022 16:56
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Sheen Sheen posted:They are amazing and life-changing but it really does make taking a poo poo in a public restroom even worse Dab. Don’t wipe. Your butthole will thank you.
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Aug 16, 2022 16:58
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Dab. Don’t wipe. my butthole already thanks me every day for buying a bidet
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Aug 16, 2022 17:08
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In your rear end by Peter Gabriel.
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Aug 16, 2022 17:14
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Shave your disgusting hairy rear end and eat more fiber
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Aug 16, 2022 17:15
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Dab. Don’t wipe. Yeah okay bud, to paraphrase a fellow hairy-rear end-haver, "that's like trying to dab peanut butter out of a shag carpet". Colonel Cancer posted:Shave your disgusting hairy rear end and eat more fiber Wee woo, bad idea alert. Didn't you read the article about what happens if you shave your rear end hair? Tried it once, can confirm it's as heinous as described. Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Aug 16, 2022 |
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Aug 16, 2022 17:15
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You shouldn't read articles by dudebros with hairy asses and no personal hygiene
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Aug 16, 2022 17:59
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If I somehow got poo poo smeared on my face after picking up dog doo or whatever, I definitely would not wipe it with a dry cloth. I’d wash my face. Bidets stay winning, tp users in shambles.
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Aug 16, 2022 18:08
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Butt spray is doing me good today m'dudes.
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Aug 16, 2022 18:47
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get a toto toilet that has a little sink on top, so the water you wash yer hands with gets used to flush the shits. vewry efficient.
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Aug 16, 2022 19:05
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Wasteful goons buying a custom tool to wash their asses when perfectly good shower wands exist.
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Aug 16, 2022 19:20
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Peggy Edson posted:Are there any seat attachment bidets that don't splash water all over the seat Sure, if you adjust them properly
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Aug 16, 2022 19:43
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Are there any seat attachment bidets that have metal pipes inside the actual bidet? I would like to get a bidet but a lot of them seem to be entirely plastic
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Aug 16, 2022 20:59
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I bought a Tushy 2.0 last month to see if the bidet craze over up to the hype. I gotta say, nothing beats getting rimmed by Poseidon when I get home. Can’t go back, I have become an evangelist in the church of the sphincter sprayer.
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Aug 16, 2022 21:32
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rear end blastin in both directions
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Aug 16, 2022 21:38
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super sweet best pal posted:Wasteful goons buying a custom tool to wash their asses when perfectly good hands exist.
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Aug 16, 2022 21:41
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Aperture Priority posted:I bought a Tushy 2.0 last month to see if the bidet craze over up to the hype. lol
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Aug 16, 2022 22:33
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I don't even know how anyone doesn't have a washlet. What do you do when you want someone to lick your rear end in a top hat? Oh! Excuse me, while you were down there working my other hole it never occurred to me that I might need to keep the whole place tidy just in case you wandered some. I'm a little grossed out, honestly. Be kind, wash behind.
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Aug 16, 2022 22:56
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Also, get the one that isn't just your bhole, ladies. Worth it.
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rekko posted:I don't even know how anyone doesn't have a washlet. What do you do when you want someone to lick your rear end in a top hat? Most people would shower beforehand, I believe.
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