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I once defended the silmarillion with an honest-to-god halberd
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I laid a minefield in front of by bookcase and built two machine gun nests at the top, creating a nice little killzone for anyone foolish enough to attack my Witcher books
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Aug 14, 2022 15:56
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I don't know how to use a semicolon and if a book has even one I deem it too high-brow and stop reading. It's arty-farty pretentious punctuation acrobatics forced upon us by the liberal elites
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Aug 21, 2022 08:43
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My handwriting is terrible and i don't own a printer, so if I need need to write poo poo down I write a novel around it and send it to a publisher. If you read really bad romance stuff like this: Jenny sighed and dialed Bob's number 555 1234532. As she waited for him to pick up she let her gaze wander around the kitchen: the apples, the milk, rice and a bottle of shampoo. An old calendar with "Grandma's birthday saturday!!" written in red, hopeful letters, reminding Jenny of better days, days before the ballgag incident... that's most likely mine
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