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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Got dumped for defending the Canon of Dead White Men
 
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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 Is that what you call your jizz bottle

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 I got dumped for being too ugly and poor to be as emotionally unavailable as I am

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Szyznyk posted:

Got dumped for having a Jay Leno’s Headlines book. Clean shoot.

They did nothing wrong

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 hole milk

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 Thank God I'm too nerdy to have any of the books on that white person list

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Not a single Jim Butcher book or anything branded "Warhammer 40k". List's way outdated.

C'mon, Chuck Palahniuk? Yeah, maybe if this was a literally-all-white-men-late-30s-to-early-40s list. Talk about a "only 90s kids will get this reference!" author.

The fact that Tom Clancy novels are on there is basically all you need to know lol

Nobody under 30 is out there reading rainbow six and nobody under like ever should be

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 I don't even think that list had game of thrones

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Books huh what are they a good for
(absolutely NOTHING)

You can eat them

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Animal-Mother posted:


Australian word

shrimp on tha barbie?

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Das Boo posted:

Stealing this to insult live white men.

The most dangerous game

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 Steps on the path to dying alone

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I love to read

https://youtu.be/lDeC5ifgTM4

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 Just use your mouth

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 Bible should rhyme with snivel

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 Jenny's number is 867-5309

It sounds pretty obvious you don't know Jenny

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Got dumped for defending the Canon of Dead White Men