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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Hi everyone! Can anyone read this? Not sure how these new message boards work.

It's been an eventful summer of sport, what with the joy of the Olympics in Barcelona:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8d7tz2YK3A

And the disappointment of Euro '92:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUogBsOnOQ(recorded these off the telly with my camcorder, not sure about the squiggles think I pressed a button by accident)


The excitement hasn't stopped there though. Tomorrow the football season kicks off as usual, but it's not just any football season. Starting this season we're going to be watching something called the Premier League instead of the First Division.



Been trying to keep up with the figures but they're just making my head spin. £305 million for broadcasting rights? Not sure how I feel about it to be honest, and I don't think it'll be a long-term thing. That being said, 60 live matches this season! Don't know how I'll be able to keep up. Been trying to set up my Sky dish for the last week ready for Super Sunday and Monday Night Football (very American!)

Here are the teams for this season. I cut this out of the paper this morning, not sure why some of the badges are wrong, think I pressed a button when I was scanning it in:


I'm interested to know how fans of other teams think they're going to get on this year, but thought I'd give a run down of my team ahead of the big kick-off:


LEEDS UNITED CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND 1991-92

Before anyone starts any suggestions of glory supporting or anything like that I've been following Leeds since the bad old days in Division Two (or Division One I suppose it is now? I think). Anything less than winning the title again or at least contending would be a disappointment. They've kept the title winning side almost entirely intact and picked up a like-for-like replacement for Gordon Strachan (probably his last season) in Arsenal's David Rocastle. Not sure about that record transfer fee though. 2 million quid for a footballer! The mind boggles.

Any side that wants to get past Strachan, Speed, Batty, McAllister, Cantona, Dorigo, Wallace...I could go on but you get the picture. They're the team to beat imo. Also just casually smashed 4 past Liverpool in the Charity Shield last weekend. If Cantona doesn't win the golden boot I'll eat my hat.



Like I said I don't know much about how other sides are shaping up but that lad Alan Shearer signing for Blackburn is a big deal for a newly promoted side. Sheffield Wednesday aren't messing about signing Chris Waddle from Marseille. Man United have signed Dion Dublin but look like they want to try and win the league with a load of youth players. This will be Ferguson's last season. That Rumbelows Cup win last season just papered over the cracks.

Saw this advert earlier in the week and remembered to set the video to record it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFiPldOq9s

Here's the first round of fixtures - remember, the Sunday and Monday games are on TV so if you can't get Sky, see if your local is showing it (or hang around in front of Dixons for as long as they let you)

15/8/92
Arsenal FC v Norwich City
Chelsea FC v Oldham Athletic
Coventry City v Middlesbrough FC
Crystal Palace v Blackburn Rovers
Everton FC v Sheffield Wednesday
Ipswich Town v Aston Villa
Leeds United v Wimbledon FC
Sheffield United v Manchester United
Southampton FC v Tottenham Hotspur

16/8/92
Nottingham Forest v Liverpool FC

17/8/92
Manchester City v Queens Park Rangers

Thought it would be good to have a place to keep track of the results and events of the upcoming season as they happen for posterity - I get the paper delivered every morning so will write down the results and post the table every week.

30 years from now we'll be looking at this season and marvelling at how far we've come. Not here though, home computers are just an expensive fad that won't catch on long term.

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The first results are in, fresh off the videprinter!


Arsenal FC 2-4 Norwich City
Chelsea FC 1-1 Oldham Athletic
Coventry City 2-1 Middlesbrough FC
Crystal Palace 3-3 Blackburn Rovers
Everton FC 1-1 Sheffield Wednesday
Ipswich Town 1-1 Aston Villa
Leeds United 2-1 Wimbledon FC
Sheffield United 2-1 Manchester United
Southampton FC 0-0 Tottenham Hotspur


Congratulations to Brian Deane on taking just 4 minutes to score the first ever Premier League goal as part of a double against a flat Man United side. I said they'd struggle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NM-L__UOjQ

Other results of note include Arsenal conceding 4 second half goals at home against Norwich, with an uncharacteristic misjudgement of a high ball by David Seaman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dco5TGmpBw

Game of the day has to be the 3-3 between Palace and Blackburn. Not every day you see three goal of the season contenders one after the other in the same game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazFkQee0Y0

And of course a routine home win for the defending champions. Don't want to hear any laughter about that Wimbledon equaliser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4YjvrFNDY0

Hope everyone's ready for Super Sunday tomorrow!

the sex ghost fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Aug 15, 2022

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
16th August '92

The first ever Ford Super Sunday has been and gone and it lived up to the hype imo. Unfortunately I must have pressed a button because I didn't record the full game. I got the opening credits though. Not sure about Nottingham's sporting tradition going all the way back to Robin Hood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXzES95zAA

I watched the 2 hours of pre match buildup (riveting) then my Sky dish fell off the roof and I had to go out to fix it, only recorded the adverts at half time. Gotta hand it to Sky Movies - been saying I wanted to be able to watch Rocky V and King of the Kickboxers without changing the channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1iqYtWPfes

I recorded the match highlights later though. Teddy Sheringham looks ready for the new season. Forest are in for a good season with him leading the line. Credit as well to the young lad David James making his debut for Liverpool after moving from Watford in the summer. Looked impressive despite conceding the goal and somehow not giving away a penalty by clattering Roy Keane. Don't know who that fella at the end in the knock-off Leeds shirt is either:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW657bLrOho

Monday Night Football tomorrow, Man City v QPR. Not a fixture I think is ever going to be of huge significance in the future but this one should be a decent watch.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
17th August '92

Monday Night Football has arrived on our televisions - the weekend is now 3 days long according to Sky. Lots of interesting details in the pre-match buildup - particularly useful to know Man City's phone number, opening times and season ticket prices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLI3R9z97NQ



Lots of entertainment besides the game - we had the beautiful Sky Strikers, fireworks and a plane flying a banner over the stadium! You just genuinely do not know what is going to happen next. Undercover played Baker Street on the pitch at half time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5wJ2Hr_yqY

Unfortunately I was so caught up in capturing events around the game that I couldn't get any footage of the game itself, apart from one of the goals, an absolute rocket from Andy Sinton:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMVFH0W824U

Here's the table after the first round of fixtures:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
19/08/1992

The second round of PL fixtures have just wrapped up!


18/08/1992
Blackburn Rovers 1-0 Arsenal FC
Wimbledon FC 0-1 Ipswich Town

19/08/1992
Aston Villa 1-1 Leeds United
Liverpool FC 2-1 Sheffield United
Manchester United 0-3 Everton FC
Middlesbrough FC 2-0 Manchester City
Norwich City 2-1 Chelsea FC
Oldham Athletic 1-1 Crystal Palace
Queens Park Rangers 3-1 Southampton FC
Sheffield Wednesday 2-0 Nottingham Forest
Tottenham Hotspur 0-2 Coventry City


Results of note are Alan Shearer barging Jimmy Carter into the stands and scoring another beaut to beat Arsenal late on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j6ZY4h0oGo

David Hirst scoring twice to beat Forest and doing no harm to his chances of an England call-up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQYkd79yefA

Niall Quinn got the first red card in Premier League history while Bernie Slaven scored two in two minutes to beat Man City (think I must have recorded some fantasy football thing on afterwards because it's showing a load of games that haven't happened yet, best ignore them):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6WyL7wLWZE&t=148s

The real shock of the round though was Man United getting thumped 3-0 at home by Everton. Look out for Gary Pallister getting toasted by Robert Warzycha:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8iQbapIAQI


1 Norwich City 2 2 0 0 6:3 3 6
2 Coventry City 2 2 0 0 4:1 3 6
3 Everton FC 2 1 1 0 4:1 3 4
4 Queens Park Rangers 2 1 1 0 4:2 2 4
5 Sheffield Wednesday 2 1 1 0 3:1 2 4
6 Blackburn Rovers 2 1 1 0 4:3 1 4
7 Leeds United 2 1 1 0 3:2 1 4
8 Ipswich Town 2 1 1 0 2:1 1 4
9 Middlesbrough FC 2 1 0 1 3:2 1 3
10 Sheffield United 2 1 0 1 3:3 0 3
11 Liverpool FC 2 1 0 1 2:2 0 3
12 Nottingham Forest 2 1 0 1 1:2 -1 3
13 Crystal Palace 2 0 2 0 4:4 0 2
14 Aston Villa 2 0 2 0 2:2 0 2
Oldham Athletic 2 0 2 0 2:2 0 2
16 Chelsea FC 2 0 1 1 2:3 -1 1
17 Manchester City 2 0 1 1 1:3 -2 1
Southampton FC 2 0 1 1 1:3 -2 1
19 Tottenham Hotspur 2 0 1 1 0:2 -2 1
20 Wimbledon FC 2 0 0 2 1:3 -2 0
21 Arsenal FC 2 0 0 2 2:5 -3 0
22 Manchester United 2 0 0 2 1:5 -4 0

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
FORD SUPER SUNDAY has just wrapped up and the third Premier League weekend is at a close. Everyone who said that breakaway money leagues would result in non-competitive fixtures and boring games have been shown right up because it's been an absolute goal bonanza:


22/08/1992
Aston Villa 1-1 Southampton FC
Blackburn Rovers 1-0 Manchester City
Manchester United 1-1 Ipswich Town
Middlesbrough FC 4-1 Leeds United
Norwich City 1-1 Everton FC
Oldham Athletic 5-3 Nottingham Forest
Queens Park Rangers 3-2 Sheffield United
Sheffield Wednesday 3-3 Chelsea FC
Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Crystal Palace
Wimbledon FC 1-2 Coventry City

23/08/1992
Liverpool FC 0-2 Arsenal FC


Wouldn't look too deeply into that Middlesbrough result though. Cantona should have had about 4 on his own, just need to improve the defending from set pieces and Leeds will soon be back to winning ways. Either way the Tudor Crisps Family Enclosure was rocking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPk7NdQTBf0

Oldham were 5-0 up against Forest before Cloughie's boys woke up and tried to make a game of it. Quite like that Gunnar Halle, one to watch I reckon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lnit3SyTAE

Sheffield Wednesday went 2-0 up (David Hirst has scored 4 in his last 2 and surely must be in the England squad for the friendlies in September), before Chelsea fought back and then went ahead 3-2. An 81st minute Danny WIlson equaliser saved the point (and embarassment) for the Owls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi8A0TdQtHA

A feisty London derby between Spurs and Crystal Palace where both teams were reduced to 10 men after some off-the-ball naughtiness between Andy Thorn and Neil Ruddock. Don't like to see that simulation from Chris Coleman to win a penalty though. That nonsense has no place in the English game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9i23Agle1w

FORD SUPER SUNDAY lived up to the hype again with Arsenal breaking their losing streak at Anfield against a flat Liverpool side. That young kid Ray Parlour is one to watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpErrKMwhUM

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
26th August 1992

Fixtures are piling up already - 4 rounds of games in 10 days! Thought the point of a breakaway money league was to try and limit the need to cram as many matches in as possible for the welfare of the players.


24/08/1992 - MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
Southampton FC 0-1 Manchester United

25/08/1992
Crystal Palace 1-1 Sheffield Wednesday
Everton FC 1-0 Aston Villa
Ipswich Town 2-2 Liverpool FC
Leeds United 5-0 Tottenham Hotspur
Sheffield United 2-2 Wimbledon FC

26/08/1992
Arsenal FC 2-0 Oldham Athletic
Chelsea FC 0-0 Blackburn Rovers
Coventry City 0-1 Queens Park Rangers
Manchester City 3-1 Norwich City


Couple of standout results in midweek - Dion Dublin scored his first goal for Man United as they get their first win of the season:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn8cTVOmHaA

Andy Impey put QPR top of the league with an unbeaten record in the league so far. Early days but they look like a serious proposition at the moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCH5aAUM-ko

The real highlight though, of course, is Leeds responding to that blip against Boro in emphatic fashion with a 5-0 win at home against Spurs. Congratulations to Eric Cantona on scoring the first ever Premier League hat-trick and cementing his place in pub quizzes for all eternity. Feel bad for Thorstvedt on that first goal though. This new back pass rule is going to create future generations of goalkeepers who are expected to play the ball with their feet! Ridiculous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjupk3NN3y4


Queens Park Rangers 4 3 1 0 8:4 4 10
--------------------------------------
Coventry City 4 3 0 1 6:3 3 9
Everton FC 4 2 2 0 6:2 4 8
--------------------------------------
Blackburn Rovers 4 2 2 0 5:3 2 8
Leeds United 4 2 1 1 9:6 3 7
Norwich City 4 2 1 1 8:7 1 7
Middlesbrough FC 4 2 0 2 7:4 3 6
Sheffield Wednesday 4 1 3 0 7:5 2 6
Arsenal FC 4 2 0 2 6:5 1 6
Ipswich Town 4 1 3 0 5:4 1 6
Nottingham Forest 4 2 0 2 5:7 -2 6
Oldham Athletic 4 1 2 1 7:7 0 5
Crystal Palace 4 0 4 0 7:7 0 4
Sheffield United 4 1 1 2 7:8 -1 4
Manchester City 4 1 1 2 4:5 -1 4
Liverpool FC 4 1 1 2 4:6 -2 4
Manchester United 4 1 1 2 3:6 -3 4
Chelsea FC 4 0 3 1 5:6 -1 3
Aston Villa 4 0 3 1 3:4 -1 3
---------------------------------------
Southampton FC 4 0 2 2 2:5 -3 2
Tottenham Hotspur 4 0 2 2 2:9 -7 2
Wimbledon FC 4 0 1 3 4:7 -3 1

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
1st September 1992

Massive transfer news! In a bid to rejuvenate their awful start to the season Spurs have signed Teddy Sheringham from Nottingham Forest. Hopefully he can provide some much needed firepower up front - spurs have scored 3 in their last 5. Don't know where this leaves Forest - think they need to bring a replacement in to replace those missing goals.






Looks like the immediate result for forest is, er, a defeat at home to man united, goals from Mark Hughes and nice young man Ryan Giggs

Other results of note include:

Blackburn going top of the league through the softest penalty ever awarded after a lovely bit of skill by alan shearer (4 goals in 5 now)

6 first half goals in the local derby between man city and Oldham. Check out that cheeky backheel by Mike Milligan

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
12th September 1992

31/08/1992
Norwich City 3-1 Nottingham Forest

01/09/1992
Liverpool FC 1-1 Southampton FC
Middlesbrough FC 2-2 Ipswich Town
Oldham Athletic 2-2 Leeds United
Wimbledon FC 0-1 Manchester City

02/09/1992
Aston Villa 1-3 Chelsea FC
Manchester United 1-0 Crystal Palace
Queens Park Rangers 0-0 Arsenal FC
Sheffield Wednesday 1-2 Coventry City
Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Sheffield United

05/09/1992
Aston Villa 3-0 Crystal Palace
Blackburn Rovers 4-1 Nottingham Forest
Liverpool FC 2-1 Chelsea FC
Middlesbrough FC 2-0 Sheffield United
Norwich City 1-0 Southampton FC
Oldham Athletic 0-1 Coventry City
Queens Park Rangers 0-0 Ipswich Town
Sheffield Wednesday 0-3 Manchester City :siren:INDIRECT FREE KICK INSIDE THE BOX ALERT:siren:
Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Everton FC
Wimbledon FC 3-2 Arsenal FC

06/09/1992
Manchester United 2-0 Leeds United


Two more rounds of fixtures in the books - Norwich still top of the league with Coventry nipping at their heels. Never nice to see a season ended by injury, but Man United have carried on their recent bounceback despite Dion Dublin's broken leg against Palace. Bad news for Paul Elliott at Chelsea, looks like he might be out indefinitely after a mistimed challenge from Dean Saunders in the Liverpool game. Speaking of Saunders, looks like he's all but finished at Liverpool and is on his way to Aston Villa. After beating Palace 3-0 doesn't look like they need him but could be a useful addition up front.

The footage got destroyed by my video recorder but Sheringham scored his first goal for Spurs against Sheffield United. Forest are still stinking the place out, The golden boot appears to be a 3 way fight between Shearer, Cantona and David White, and the less said about Leeds's start the better. As long as Cantona keeps up the fine work we'll be there or thereabouts at the end of the season though.

We also had international action the other day in case you missed it, a friendly against Spain in preparation for the World Cup qualifiers in October:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7gGZmuTxQU

It, er, didn't go well. Nice to see David White rewarded for his red-hot start with a first international cap, surely the first of many.

Even more fixture congestion coming up with European games coming into consideration. Leeds will be playing in the newly formed Champions League, while Sheffield Wednesday and Man United will be playing in the UEFA Cup. We'll also keep an eye on Liverpool in the Cup Winner's Cup.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
19th September 1992


12/09/1992
Arsenal FC 0-1 Blackburn Rovers
Chelsea FC 2-3 Norwich City :siren:COMEDY GOALKEEPING:siren:
Crystal Palace 2-2 Oldham Athletic
Everton FC 0-2 Manchester United :siren:NOT A PENALTY:siren:
Ipswich Town 2-1 Wimbledon FC
Manchester City 0-1 Middlesbrough FC
Nottingham Forest 1-2 Sheffield Wednesday
Sheffield United 1-0 Liverpool FC
Southampton FC 1-2 Queens Park Rangers

13/09/1992
Leeds United 1-1 Aston Villa

14/09/1992
Coventry City 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur :siren:FULL MATCH:siren:


MEANWHILE IN EUROPE

Champions League
VfB Stuttgart 3-0 Leeds United

UEFA Cup
Sheffield Wednesday 8-1 Spora Luxemburg
Manchester United 0-0 Torpedo Moskva




Already regretting covering the European games. Stupid tournament, waste of time.


1 Norwich City 8 6 1 1 17:11 6 19
2 Coventry City 8 6 0 2 10:6 4 18
3 Blackburn Rovers 8 5 2 1 14:7 7 17
4 Manchester United 8 5 1 2 10:6 4 16
5 Queens Park Rangers 8 4 3 1 10:6 4 15
6 Middlesbrough FC 8 4 1 3 13:8 5 13
7 Everton FC 8 3 3 2 10:8 2 12
8 Ipswich Town 8 2 6 0 10:8 2 12
9 Manchester City 8 3 2 3 11:9 2 11
10 Aston Villa 8 2 4 2 10:8 2 10
11 Leeds United 8 2 4 2 14:13 1 10
12 Arsenal FC 8 3 1 4 10:10 0 10
13 Chelsea FC 8 2 3 3 12:12 0 9
14 Sheffield Wednesday 8 2 3 3 11:13 -2 9
15 Liverpool FC 8 2 3 3 9:11 -2 9
16 Tottenham Hotspur 8 2 3 3 7:12 -5 9
17 Oldham Athletic 8 1 5 2 14:15 -1 8
18 Sheffield United 8 2 1 5 8:14 -6 7
19 Southampton FC 8 1 3 4 6:10 -4 6
20 Nottingham Forest 8 2 0 6 8:18 -10 6
21 Wimbledon FC 8 1 2 5 8:12 -4 5
22 Crystal Palace 8 0 5 3 10:15 -5 5

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

britishbornandbread posted:

When do the qualifiers for the World Cup start, the sex ghost? Looking forward to seeing our top lads give the American cops a good run for their money!

England's first game is on the 14th October against Norway - only a few weeks!


19/09/1992
Aston Villa 4-2 Liverpool FC (footage destroyed - Dean Saunders scored twice for Villa against his former club)
Everton FC 0-2 Crystal Palace
Norwich City 1-0 Sheffield Wednesday
Oldham Athletic 4-2 Ipswich Town (Graham Sharp with the volley of the week, phwoar)
Queens Park Rangers 3-3 Middlesbrough FC
Sheffield United 1-1 Arsenal FC
Southampton FC 1-1 Leeds United (Perry Groves just allowed to shove defenders over to open the scoring apparently)
Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Manchester United (An okay goal from Ryan Giggs if you like that sort of thing)
Wimbledon FC 1-1 Blackburn Rovers (Three reds! Mike Newell trying a new career in goalkeeping! Foul and abusive language! Shearer scoring again!)

20/09/1992
Manchester City 0-1 Chelsea FC (Indirect free kick inside the box :getin:)

21/09/1992
Nottingham Forest 1-1 Coventry City


Big excitement as well this week as the Premier League teams enter the Coca-Cola Cup:


Arsenal 1–1 Millwall
Bolton Wanderers 1–3 Wimbledon
Brighton & Hove Albion 1–1 Manchester United
Bristol City 2–1 Sheffield United
Carlisle United 2–2 Norwich City
Coventry City 2–0 Scarborough
Crystal Palace 3–1 Lincoln City
Exeter City 0–1 Oldham Athletic
Gillingham 0–0 Southampton
Huddersfield Town 1–1 Blackburn Rovers
Leeds United 4–1 Scunthorpe United
Liverpool 4–4 Chesterfield
Manchester City 0–0 Bristol Rovers
Newcastle United 0–0 Middlesbrough
Oxford United 1–2 Aston Villa
Queens Park Rangers 2–1 Grimsby Town
Rotherham United 1–0 Everton
Sheffield Wednesday 3–0 Hartlepool United
Stockport County 2–3 Nottingham Forest
Tottenham Hotspur 3–1 Brentford
Walsall 0–3 Chelsea
Wigan Athletic 2–2 Ipswich Town

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

26/09/1992
Blackburn Rovers 2-0 Oldham Athletic (guess who scored again)
Chelsea FC 0-0 Nottingham Forest (shite)
Coventry City 1-1 Norwich City
Crystal Palace 1-2 Southampton FC (comedy goalkeeping from Nigel Martyn. WARNING: very low resolution Iain Dowie)
Ipswich Town 0-0 Sheffield United (Ipswich's keeper with a 2nd minute red card for Serious Foul Play, which carries a more serious punishment. Plus about 80 other bookings)
Leeds United 2-0 Everton FC (2Easy, the season starts here)
Liverpool FC 2-3 Wimbledon FC (More like Lobbie Earle)
Manchester United 0-0 Queens Park Rangers (shite)
Middlesbrough FC 2-3 Aston Villa (Villa's 3rd is an absolute beaut)

27/09/1992
Sheffield Wednesday 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur (should have been about 5-0)

28/09/1992
Arsenal FC 1-0 Manchester City



EUROPE WATCH

Absolute scenes in the Champions League this week! Leeds gave Stuttgart an absolute battering at Elland Road, scoring 4 but crucially conceding 1, meaning Stuttgart went through on away goals.

But!

After a quick read of UEFA's foreign player rules, it turns out that by bringing on Serbian defender Jovica Simanic for the last 5 minutes, Stuttgart accidentally fielded 4 foreign players instead of the allotted 3. UEFA have declared the result null and void and awarded a 3-0 win to Leeds, meaning the two teams are still level - they're playing a tie-breaker in Barcelona on the 9th to decide who goes through. Massive!

Also Man United went out on pens to Torpedo Moscow and Sheff Wed got beat by Spora Luxemburg but went through on aggregate. Who cares. God bless Jovica Simanic and Stuttgart's inability to count to 3

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

03/10/1992
Arsenal FC 2-1 Chelsea FC (nice Paul Merson goal, even nicer penalty fuckup by Lee Dixon)
Blackburn Rovers 7-1 Norwich City (Just the two goals and two assists for Shearer. Turns out Norwich were poo poo all along)
Coventry City 2-2 Crystal Palace
Ipswich Town 4-2 Leeds United (22 minute extended highlights there if you're some sort of deviant)
Liverpool FC 1-0 Sheffield Wednesday
Manchester City 2-2 Nottingham Forest (world's least excited commentator)
Middlesbrough FC 1-1 Manchester United (cool slidey penalty)
Queens Park Rangers 4-1 Tottenham Hotspur
Sheffield United 2-0 Southampton FC
Wimbledon FC 2-3 Aston Villa

04/10/1992
Oldham Athletic 1-0 Everton FC (shite)


Some good games in the last round. If you don't watch any of these make sure you at least watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcXU0_OO3mg

1 Blackburn Rovers 11 7 3 1 24:9 24
2 Norwich City 11 7 2 2 20:19 23
3 Coventry City 11 6 3 2 14:10 21
4 Queens Park Rangers 11 5 5 1 17:10 20
5 Aston Villa 11 5 4 2 20:14 19
6 Manchester United 11 5 4 2 12:8 19
7 Arsenal FC 11 5 2 4 14:12 17
8 Ipswich Town 11 3 7 1 16:14 16
9 Middlesbrough FC 11 4 3 4 19:15 15
10 Leeds United 11 3 5 3 19:18 14
11 Oldham Athletic 11 3 5 3 19:19 14
12 Chelsea FC 11 3 4 4 14:14 13
13 Manchester City 11 3 3 5 13:13 12
14 Sheffield Wednesday 11 3 3 5 13:15 12
15 Everton FC 11 3 3 5 10:13 12
16 Liverpool FC 11 3 3 5 14:18 12
17 Sheffield United 11 3 3 5 11:15 12
18 Southampton FC 11 2 4 5 9:14 10
19 Tottenham Hotspur 11 2 4 5 9:19 10
20 Crystal Palace 11 1 6 4 15:19 9
21 Wimbledon FC 11 2 3 6 14:18 9
22 Nottingham Forest 11 2 3 6 11:21 9

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

24/10/1992
Arsenal FC 2-0 Everton FC
Blackburn Rovers 0-0 Manchester United
Coventry City 1-2 Chelsea FC (comedy defending alert)
Ipswich Town 2-2 Crystal Palace
Manchester City 1-0 Southampton FC (rare instance of football being played on a lake. Typical manc weather)
Middlesbrough FC 1-1 Sheffield Wednesday
Oldham Athletic 1-1 Aston Villa
Queens Park Rangers 2-1 Leeds United (Shite)
Sheffield United 0-0 Nottingham Forest

25/10/1992
Liverpool FC 4-1 Norwich City
Wimbledon FC 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur


Really bad tempered stuff in that Spurs-Wimbledon game. Through the magic of 1992 internet and finding out my work has unlimited access to the british newspaper archive I've managed to upload the headlines from Monday:



EUROPE WATCH

Leeds won their replay against Stuttgart. Course they did. No bother. Carl Shutt is God. Unfortunately they then got a police-worrying tie against Rangers in the second round. First leg went badly.



Sheffield Wednesday lost 3-1 against Kaiserslautern, need a miracle in the second leg at Hillsborough.

ENGLAND WATCH

World Cup qualifiers got off to a rough start, drawing 1-1 with Norway at Wembley.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Also save yourself queueing at the video shop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tXRXANgQE

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

31/10/1992
Chelsea FC 1-2 Sheffield United (backpass rule hilarity)
Everton FC 1-3 Manchester City (David White scores a beaut in this game, helping out at one end then nipping down to score at the other)
Leeds United 2-2 Coventry City (Decent late equaliser, should have taken all three points and Coventry should have been down to 10 men)
Manchester United 0-1 Wimbledon FC
Norwich City 1-1 Middlesbrough FC
Nottingham Forest 0-1 Ipswich Town
Sheffield Wednesday 0-0 Blackburn Rovers (shite)
Southampton FC 1-0 Oldham Athletic
Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Liverpool FC (Nayim with a lovely long-range effort, almost from the half way line)

01/11/1992
Aston Villa 2-0 Queens Park Rangers (Dalian Atkinson and Dean Saunders starting to form a nice partnership up front for Villa)

02/11/1992
Crystal Palace 1-2 Arsenal FC


Selected headlines:









1 Blackburn Rovers 14 7 6 1 24:9 27
2 Norwich City 14 8 3 3 24:25 27
3 Arsenal FC 14 8 2 4 19:13 26
4 Aston Villa 14 6 6 2 23:15 24
5 Queens Park Rangers 14 6 5 3 20:15 23
6 Coventry City 14 6 5 3 18:15 23
7 Manchester United 14 5 6 3 14:11 21
8 Ipswich Town 14 4 8 2 20:18 20
9 Manchester City 14 5 4 5 17:14 19
10 Chelsea FC 14 5 4 5 19:18 19
11 Middlesbrough FC 14 4 6 4 23:19 18
12 Leeds United 14 4 6 4 25:23 18
13 Sheffield Wednesday 14 4 5 5 16:17 17
14 Liverpool FC 14 4 4 6 20:23 16
15 Sheffield United 14 4 4 6 14:19 16
16 Oldham Athletic 14 3 6 5 21:23 15
17 Tottenham Hotspur 14 3 6 5 14:22 15
18 Wimbledon FC 14 3 5 6 18:21 14
19 Southampton FC 14 3 5 6 12:17 14
20 Everton FC 14 3 4 7 12:19 13
21 Crystal Palace 14 1 8 5 18:23 11
22 Nottingham Forest 14 2 4 8 11:23 10

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

07/11/1992
Arsenal FC 3-0 Coventry City (Ian Wright again)
Aston Villa 1-0 Manchester United
Blackburn Rovers 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur
Chelsea FC 3-1 Crystal Palace (nice goal by Mick Harford in this one)
Ipswich Town 0-0 Southampton FC
Liverpool FC 4-1 Middlesbrough FC (Ronnie Rosenthal phwoar)
Manchester City 4-0 Leeds United (poo poo match poo poo goals don't watch this)
Nottingham Forest 0-1 Everton FC
Wimbledon FC 0-2 Queens Park Rangers

08/11/1992
Sheffield United 1-1 Sheffield Wednesday (check out that challenge at 0:29, a spicy derby in the steel city)
Oldham Athletic 2-3 Norwich City (goal footage lost forever, Mark Robins got a hat trick)



NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Ferguson needs to go back into the transfer market or we're in big trouble

Good news! Some massive transfer rumours in the papers. Not sure about Leeds's entire midfield signing for Stuttgart but stranger things have happened.









No matches til the 21st - we have an international break and England are playing Turkey in a World Cup qualifier on the 18th. Here's the squad:



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