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ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth
if you need a thing you can have it ordered to your house in 2 days or so

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CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole
Sending and receiving pictures of cats or whatever from friends and family nearly instantly is good

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Staying up all night posting dumb poo poo on the Internet instead of reading lovely books by candle light.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This one book is still on my table.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
not being eaten by wolves

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
:gay: moisturizer!!!! :gay:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




mitochondria

AgentF
May 11, 2009
If you need to be eaten by wolves you can order it on the internet and it will happen in about 2 days or so

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Eating my own poo poo

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
LEGO brick separator tool

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Gay people being out of the mental disorder zone for suckin d’s and eatin p’s.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Affordable katana swords

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012
To be able to comfortably take a poo poo inside your own house

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Dentistry.

I mean define modern ellasmith

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Notable lack of Sea Peoples

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hot water on demand

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bread, also circuses

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020
the seed drill, the spinning jenny, the jacquard loom. these things and more I use every day, without a single thought of gratitude.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The humble wheel

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I actively take everything around me for granted, and whenever I’m inconvenienced I consider it an unendurable tragedy.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I like that people send a message that I can ignore rather than awkwardly showing up and being like "hey I haven't heard from you in a while and I'm worried" and then I have to make some dumb excuse about being busy or sick or something when in reality I just hate myself and I wish they'd let me rot alone in peace.

Also like holy poo poo streaming is so good y'all, gently caress that old TV poo poo.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
That I can get a multitude of ingredients year-round and make a meal from anywhere in the world with step-by-step instructions.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




not dying of cholera because my drinking water is full of poo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Colonel Cancer posted:

Notable lack of Sea Peoples

I understand and appreciate this, as well

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

a lot less confusing than postmodern life

Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007

I have a magic chair in my house that is comfortable to poop into and then makes all my poop disappear forever so I don't have to deal with it.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Warp drives

Negative_Kittens
Apr 8, 2008

[ASK] me about multiple personality disorders
Rocko

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Thermostats. Imagine having to make your oven the right temperature without the temperature knob?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Modern shower drains that are designed for you to crap in them. I'm spoiled now and can't go back to the old ones.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Geisladisk posted:

I have a magic chair in my house that is comfortable to poop into and then makes all my poop disappear forever so I don't have to deal with it.

I'm actually on the other side of it eating ur poo poo

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008


Air conditioning. By a wide mile. It’s the only thing that makes Texas livable other than tacos and booze.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Soaps, detergents, shampoo, bleach, swarfega, wd40. All the chemicals that mean I can return to cleanliness.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Plumbing, cold and hot water, electricity, and being connected to the whole goddamn world.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The ability to judge others without having to actually meet them.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Streaming music. With all the apocalyptic events going on I sometimes think about what life would be like if I managed to survive the end of the world and the lack of music would get to me quick, I think.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mad Hamish posted:

Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc!

underrated reference

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
having a supportive and friendly community that is filled with wonderful people and great experiences :)

and Something Awful I guess

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A wide selection of ports and cheeses just minutes away.

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