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What will happen to Trump?
This poll is closed.
Trump has been compromised to a permanent end 29 14.29%
Trump weakened but intact. 52 25.62%
Dems Try, but fail 31 15.27%
Dem don't bother trying 38 18.72%
Hellworld: Trump Victorious 53 26.11%
Total: 203 votes
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Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

bird food bathtub posted:

I mean, yeah? That's half the cheat code that rich people have. Enough money to throw at the courts to just make consequences never happen.

Yeah but you need good lawyers for that and Trump’s lawyers are… not the greatest.

My prediction: as the walls close in he declares they’ll never take him alive, botches his suicide attempt and ends up a vegetable who is rolled out periodically by his various children for a price to whatever blood gargling psychopath ponies up the dough to be Weekend At Bernie’s’d into an endorsement. Sure he’s convicted but who the hell wants to imprison a corpse? Biden pardons him.

He lives well into his 90’s as Melania lovingly cultivates her sideshow attraction, then plants him in his golf course right before she sells it to be developed into condos. As he would have wanted. His corpse is stolen and bits of it periodically appear on eBay to be auctioned off to true believers like saints relics of old.

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Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

Djarum posted:

Probably the closest analogue in history is Napoleon. Which what would be the Saint Helena option for the US?
Guantanamo.

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

Simplex posted:

I'm going for the trifecta that Trump gets indicted, gets declared mentally unfit for trial, and still campaigns for 2024. I'm not certain if he still wins a Republican primary after being found unfit though.

He’d never accept any such diagnosis, he is perfectly mentally physically and psychologically sound. The best most very stable genius.

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