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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Just wondering

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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Could call them soyatarians too I guess


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Vegan just doesn’t follow the -vote or -tarian pattern. Seems like a lame name


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Kaiser Schnitzel

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The Vegan News asked its readers if they could think of anything better than vegan to stand for "non-dairy vegetarian". They suggested allvega, neo-vegetarian, dairyban, vitan, benevore, sanivores, and beaumangeur.


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


All of those are better options than vegan imo


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Kaiser Schnitzel

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To be clear I have no problems with people who pursue a diet without animal products I just think it’s a dumb name


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Kaiser Schnitzel

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Beaumangeur was right there and they went with vegan smdh


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Kaiser Schnitzel

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I know they get a lot of poo poo (all that fiber!) but I never thought vegans were lame until now, when I am learning about the names they didn’t pick


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

To be clear I have no problems with people who pursue a diet without animal products I just think it’s a dumb name

penis is a dumb name for johnsons. I wish ppl would stop saying it. sounds nerdy and annoying like PEEEENISS :awesome:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
vagina on the other hand is beautiful and subtle

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Areola Grande posted:

penis is a dumb name for johnsons. I wish ppl would stop saying it. sounds nerdy and annoying like PEEEENISS :awesome:

Hmm you’re not wrong but this thread is about the word vegan


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xcheopis


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Just wondering

Putting on my pedantic hat:
Because that's a designation for any species that has evolved to prey on plants for their nutrition and energy.

Fun fact: Herbivores used to be meat-eaters ("blood-mouths" is the preferred usage amongst biologists), largely subsisting on pepperoni and sausage pizza after chewing a lot of weed. Eventually, perhaps inevitably, the entire process of deciding on which pizza and then placing the order and then remembering that the atm was five blocks away and they couldn't remember where their shoes were became too much for them and the lot of 'em just said, "meh, whatever I'm hungry enough to eat grass (the other kind) and that poo poo is free". And they never had to pay for pizza or put on shoes ever again.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Hmm you’re not wrong but this thread is about the word vegan

I feel the same way about "vegan". it's a word for total dweeboids

Finger Prince


Areola Grande posted:

I feel the same way about "vegan". it's a word for total dweeboids

Maybe if it was pronounced veGAHN...
Like some folks pronounce pecan.

Ohtori Akio
that's true op

Twenty Four


treegan

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
herbiBORES lol j/k i respect vegans, i would be one if i had the resolve and gumption



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Manifisto


vegazzlers

eating a vegan meal would be vagazzling, as in, "say torsten, would you like to vegazzle with me tonight?"


ty nesamdoom!

nut

I have no respect for anyone who eats

nut

ohhh wow just plants ooohb wowie cool I don’t eat but you don’t see me caring or talking (it wastes my little daily energy)

nut

u get enough calories from the air u breathe daily yet I don’t get big trophies or Netflix docuseries

nut

wow let me clap because you ate a mango wow how brave

Finger Prince


Idk about you, but I prefer to hang a bag of liquid nutrients from my tap root and lay in the sun. You're just green with jealousy, at least I'm green with chloroplasts.

xcheopis


Finger Prince posted:

Idk about you, but I prefer to hang a bag of liquid nutrients from my tap root and lay in the sun. You're just green with jealousy, at least I'm green with chloroplasts.

loving autotroph privilege

baka of lathspell

Areola Grande posted:

I feel the same way about "vegan". it's a word for total dweeboids

vegan and vagina are basically the same word tho


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Stoner Sloth

because not all vegans are into vore

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

because not all vegans are into vore

lord knows I am :negcycle:

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

vegina lol



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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
People should start calling penises vegans bc it uses many of the same letters as vagina

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
That way we can call vegans something else like vegetarian+

Finger Prince


I am a vegan. Not for my love of animals, but for my deep, seething hatred of vegetables. All you need is dirt, water and sunlight to thrive, while I've got to get up every morning before sun up to go to a job I hate just to pay rent? Well see how you like being maple syrup-boarded with crushed garlic then roasted in the oven at 400°!

Saoshyant

:hmmorks: :orks:


Finger Prince posted:

I am a vegan. Not for my love of animals, but for my deep, seething hatred of vegetables. All you need is dirt, water and sunlight to thrive, while I've got to get up every morning before sun up to go to a job I hate just to pay rent? Well see how you like being maple syrup-boarded with crushed garlic then roasted in the oven at 400°!

:hmmyes: now this I can stand behind



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xcheopis


Finger Prince posted:

I am a vegan. Not for my love of animals, but for my deep, seething hatred of vegetables. All you need is dirt, water and sunlight to thrive, while I've got to get up every morning before sun up to go to a job I hate just to pay rent? Well see how you like being maple syrup-boarded with crushed garlic then roasted in the oven at 400°!

All right, there Mr. A. Whitney Brown.

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

Weka

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

baka fwocka fwame posted:

vegan and vagina are basically the same word tho

Borat, is that you?

xcheopis posted:

Putting on my pedantic hat:
Because that's a designation for any species that has evolved to prey on plants for their nutrition and energy.

Stacking two pedantic hats on top of each other precariously:
A herbivore primarily consumes plants for nutrition but many herbivores will consume meat where possible.
So that's the actual difference op sorry to be serious for a second.

Also the name is way better obviously, you're right of course.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Weka posted:

Stacking two pedantic hats on top of each other precariously:
A herbivore primarily consumes plants for nutrition but many herbivores will consume meat where possible.
So that's the actual difference op sorry to be serious for a second.

Also the name is way better obviously, you're right of course.

I'm herbivorous as gently caress.

Nosfereefer

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you can call them whatever you want, op, they can't hear you lol

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Nosfereefer

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wait. gently caress

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Manifisto


Nosfereefer posted:

wait. gently caress

yeah I would have gone with "you can call them whatever you want, just don't call them late for dinner!"


ty nesamdoom!

Nosfereefer

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Manifisto posted:

yeah I would have gone with "you can call them whatever you want, just don't call them late for dinner!"

lmbo

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mom and dad fight a lot

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Hypercarnivore: eats over 70% meat
Mesocarnivore: eats 50-70% meat
Hypocarnivore: eats less than 30% meat

Frugivores eat mostly fruits.
Granivores eat mostly seeds.
Nectivores eat mostly nectar.
Folivores eat mostly leaves.
Xylophages eat mostly wood.
Detritivores eat mostly dead plant material.

I don't have an answer, but I just found some cool vore facts

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