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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




kntfkr posted:

Apartheid Spice

her name is grimes

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
lmao


edit: spice girls > grimes

itry
Aug 23, 2019




The spice girls must flow

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how I feel
Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
(You've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
So, here's a story from A to Z
You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
You got G like MC who likes it on a
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady
And as for me, ha you'll see
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
(You've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever)
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Bula Vinaka posted:

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how I feel
Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
(You've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
So, here's a story from A to Z
You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
You got G like MC who likes it on a
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady
And as for me, ha you'll see
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
(You've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever)
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover

r/relationships: I (m) have been told that I can't sleep with my girlfriend (20f) unless I sleep with all of her friends (~18-21f) first. Red flag?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Mel A was my favorite. I still can't believe they had her killed

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

r/relationships: I (m) have been told that I can't sleep with my girlfriend (20f) unless I sleep with all of her friends (~18-21f) first. Red flag?

Her friends are like sexual minibosses

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
He who controls the spice girls, controls the universe girls.

:aaaaa:

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The Seasoning Women

The Ladies of Lawry's.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Bad Purchase posted:

i will probably go to my grave having not watched spice world

Same, even though I came pretty close :smith:



Narrator: He was not way over them. Also, this was in sixth grade. :saddowns:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Toxic Mental posted:

Goons hate women

I find all the Spice Girls attractive. Thinking of Baby Spice's pussy rn.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Mmm bashing the spice girls on a forum written in php. I’m living nostalgia right now guys.

I hate the spice girls they make dumb music like the Backstreet Boys but for dudes. Also Britney sucks. Here’s a geocities I made and I drew mustaches on all of them with MSPaint. Sign my guestbook. Check out the webring.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Internet Old One posted:

Mmm bashing the spice girls on a forum written in php. I’m living nostalgia right now guys.

I hate the spice girls they make dumb music like the Backstreet Boys but for dudes. Also Britney sucks. Here’s a geocities I made and I drew mustaches on all of them with MSPaint. Sign my guestbook. Check out the webring.

Motherfucker I posted actual reciepts in the OP. OPEN YOUR EYES!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Turn on your printer.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I am absolutely not joking about Mel C but what I said about Baby isn't true, she didn't kill anyone by being careless with pyrotechnics. She likes the knife. Something about watching the light fade.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Jaundice Spice

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I await their rap album, The Spice Must Flow

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

i will probably go to my grave having not watched spice world

i desire to see it, but my life is on a trajectory where it may never become possible
It's so good like it's a legitimately good movie, please Criterion Collection it immediately.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

r/relationships: I (m) have been told that I can't sleep with my girlfriend (20f) unless I sleep with all of her friends (~18-21f) first. Red flag?

Is that what the song is about? So if you want to sleep with one spice girl, you have to sleep with all 5?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
If you wanna rob the homeless, you gotta get with your friends
Make them poor forever, chaos never ends

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Bad Purchase posted:

i will probably go to my grave having not watched spice world

i desire to see it, but my life is on a trajectory where it may never become possible

Don't worry I've watched it enough for both of us

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Yaldabaoth posted:

Is that what the song is about? So if you want to sleep with one spice girl, you have to sleep with all 5?

No not really but it's funny because "get with" makes a lot of people think of fuckin'.

I think it's actually supposed to be a pretty wholesome song, and "If you want my future, forget my past" is something that should be drilled into every guy's head so they're not hating their girlfriend because she had the audacity to suck a cock 10 years before she met him or whatever stupid poo poo morons do/say

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I think it's actually supposed to be a pretty wholesome song, and "If you want my future, forget my past" is something that should be drilled into every guy's head so they're not hating their girlfriend because she had the audacity to suck a cock 10 years before she met him or whatever stupid poo poo morons do/say

It makes for a good litmus test.

beaviss
Dec 20, 2021

Bula Vinaka posted:

it's racist that they called the black one scary

one of her hands fell off

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2018/12/10/mel-b-says-she-severed-her-hand-accident-broke-several-ribs/2265941002/

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Should get her a pepper cannon, you can use those one handed

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Do you prefer the David Lynch cut or the Alan Smithee cut of Spice World?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Keep your stupid Spice Girls.

Louise Nurding will always be my teenage crush from the 90's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4ryEDAsezk

This isn't the sort of music I listened too but I still had her posters on my wall next to Nirvana and Radiohead.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

how many times did you strum to that poster

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
She broke my heart when I found out she was dating Jamie Redknapp so not as many as you would think.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Animal-Mother posted:

I await their rap album, The Spice Must Flow

I may have dreamt this but iirc Posh Spice tried to rap and it was the pits

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i tried out to be a spice girl backup dancer but i just wasnt spicy enough :(

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
The two Mels were the Spice Girls I always thought were the hottest

Mel B was part of the wave of attractive women of mixed heritage (mainly from the US and UK) who achieved some level of fame and prominence during the mid-late 1990s. Alongside Mel B there was also her fellow Brit Marsha Thomason, and from the US you had Rachel True (who often got mistaken for Scary Spice), Halle Berry, and of course Mariah Carey

Mel C I just liked because I always had a thing for athletic brunettes

Well, thanks for listening :tipshat:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i couldnt keep up with all the new spice girls they started introducing after spice girls: zeo

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




fish spice is where i drew the line, no creativity at all. she was just an ordinary fish.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The cartoon they did in which the girls were anthropomorphized dogs solving mysteries was p good.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The whodunnit mystery novels were alright

Odd they were set in a hard scifi universe

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a femine grunt lets out seconds before the twang of a shovel reverberates through both my shattered skull and a nameless HOA

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
In the 90s I hated the Saturday Morning ABC TV Spice Girls cartoon and preferred the weekday syndicated version.

20+ years later? I appreciate the Sat AM version so much more on a rewatch. Really pissed when I got to the final episode and realized they were never going to finish the storyline to see if the Spice Girls would ever find all the pieces of the Girl Power Armor.

Also, why did they change the voice actress on Posh during that season? I know none of the real Spice Girls were doing their own voices but I can't understand why they switched her out like they did for just 6 episodes.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



how did my mom know i was queer when i was ten? i was super into the spice girls. and hanson. i had spice on tape, and middle of nowhere was my first cd

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Weird that Ginger was the only one actually named for a spice. Why even bother calling them the spice girls? Could just have easily been Dance Girls or Girl Girls or what have you? Missed opportunity if you ask me.

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