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Hot new website for creating incredibly awkward experiences and/or sexual assaults.
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Aug 18, 2022 15:42
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Where can I find a snake lady to cuddle?
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Aug 18, 2022 15:49
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Imagine trying this out and becoming aroused during your cuddle. I should think the horror of that nightmare scenario would be enough to ward away anyone sensible at all. Oh then that means anyone using it is either awful, horny, or both.
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Aug 18, 2022 16:03
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could i use this service to force a stranger to watch terrible tv shows with me? today we’ll be marathoning season one of william shatner’s tekwar
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Aug 18, 2022 16:07
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Where can I find a snake lady to cuddle?  
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Aug 18, 2022 16:08
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why would anybody want to touch another human lol
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Aug 18, 2022 16:11
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i think my wife would be mad
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Aug 18, 2022 16:11
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they have this as a retail business here. like you go into the cuddle store and buy a cuddle session and go back into one of the private cuddle rooms. this is in a city with an extremely high number of sex workers. we have "lingerie modeling" shops where one can receive a fully nude lap dance. as in the person getting the dance is as naked as the dancer. i guess what im saying is there seems to be a demand for platonic touching services
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Aug 18, 2022 16:12
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I keep swiping right but nothing is happening 
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Aug 18, 2022 16:12
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The Saucer Hovers posted:they have this as a retail business here. like you go into the cuddle store and buy a cuddle session and go back into one of the private cuddle rooms. this is in a city with an extremely high number of sex workers. we have "lingerie modeling" shops where one can receive a fully nude lap dance. as in the person getting the dance is as naked as the dancer. That doesn't sound very platonic to me, OP....
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Aug 18, 2022 16:13
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Sid Vicious posted:i think my wife would be mad Wait I thought this was like a Secret Santa thread? I wanted Sid for my cuddle buddy.
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Aug 18, 2022 16:13
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Sid Vicious posted:i think my wife would be mad she'll come around once she sees how much money you're pulling in as a cuddle buddy
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Aug 18, 2022 16:14
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Sid Vicious posted:i think my wife would be mad If you join Cuddle Gold they provide a cuddler for your wife too
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Aug 18, 2022 16:14
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The Saucer Hovers posted:they have this as a retail business here. like you go into the cuddle store and buy a cuddle session and go back into one of the private cuddle rooms. this is in a city with an extremely high number of sex workers. we have "lingerie modeling" shops where one can receive a fully nude lap dance. as in the person getting the dance is as naked as the dancer. hello, where is this
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Aug 18, 2022 16:15
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kntfkr posted:she'll come around once she sees how much money you're pulling in as a cuddle buddy im very soft
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Aug 18, 2022 16:15
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kntfkr posted:hello, where is this
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Aug 18, 2022 16:20
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I went to college with a guy that looked like Snorlax. We called him Snorlax. Looking back on it, I bet he would have been a good cuddler. We watched a lot of Stargate sg1 long into the night, but we did not cuddle because men in platonic friendly relationships do not cuddle in Canada. We didn't anyway. What a waste.
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Aug 18, 2022 16:23
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kntfkr posted:hello, where is this Glamorous 82nd Ave- cmon down
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Aug 18, 2022 16:24
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Meme Poker Party posted:That doesn't sound very platonic to me, OP.... What if you’re naked with your cuddle buddy while you both get a nude lap dance
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Aug 18, 2022 16:37
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Worf posted:If you join Cuddle Gold they provide a cuddler for your wife too I was first looking at the Cuddle Gold but I wasn't really cool with that feature when I saw it. At Cuddle Platinum level though, your wife is not allowed to use the service and the charge on your CC just comes up as a numbered company. If they get suspicious and ask what the purchase was, you just say "oh that's a secret gift for you... you'll find out soon!". Then go look for a deal on Amazon and hope they forget. Also to reiterate slightly more serious, as long as you are very clear about what you want to do when setting it up on the call/chat before hand, it's really probably not hard to find an escort who will dress up in the dinosaur costume you bought, let you cuddle them while they read you Hamlet in a dinosaur voice. That's gonna cost a fair bit. But it can be done. I'd even do it for the right insanely stupid price. Uh, the price for -being- the Shakespeare reading cuddle dinosaur, just to be clear. Throw a few grand at me, promise not to get handsy, and have a guy outside ready to help if needed, I'm game. You want to provide a space suit costume where I just keep yelling at you about what a failure you are? Zombie makeup and playing spooky music while pretending to lumber towards you while moaning? Everyone has their price.
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Aug 18, 2022 16:42
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I prefer the spider lady: 
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Aug 18, 2022 17:26
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not responsible for death by snu snu
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Aug 18, 2022 17:27
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That's what my anime body pillow is for. 
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Aug 18, 2022 17:29
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nobody is talking prices here, and i think that's the key to this whole thing what are the rates? what are the options packages??
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Aug 18, 2022 17:30
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Once I was seeing thiso chick who was into latex and leather and stuff, and she was hot so I was like whatever you can wear it but I'n not wearing that poo poo it's uncomfortable, anyway sex with her was torture because tthe sound of the latex squeaking and rubbing against itself was like nails on a chalkboard to me - it reminded me of biting down on a Styrofoam cup which is one of the worst things that u can do in l-ife
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Aug 18, 2022 17:35
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i bite down on styrofoam everyday to condition myself
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Aug 18, 2022 17:36
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you message them without having to explain - they get it
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Aug 18, 2022 17:37
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Spider lady is a ripoff and totally not worth the prices. The spider part looks cool, but it can't even walk around or you know, interact with you using the legs. 2/10. At least she flipped up the underboob costume part for a sec for only $50.
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Aug 18, 2022 17:45
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If u think a bout it, "some type of way" is just the modern je ne sais quoi
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Aug 18, 2022 17:57
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I remember reading articles about cuddle PARTIES like 10-15 years ago. Though in a party situation you at least wouldn't A.) have a stranger know where you live, or B.) be alone with them in their residence
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Aug 18, 2022 18:26
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Stonehouse Beach posted:I remember reading articles about cuddle PARTIES like 10-15 years ago. Though in a party situation you at least wouldn't A.) have a stranger know where you live, or B.) be alone with them in their residence Shittle Sharties
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Aug 18, 2022 18:36
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that feeling when you go to a cuddle party and everyone has a cuddle buddy but you 
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Aug 18, 2022 18:37
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I feel like we had a thread 5-10 years back about a lady doing this on Craigslist or such that had a few articles/interviews and indeed it had a problem of people wanting more/being smelly and such. It’s weird it feels like it should be easier than ever to date cause of apps and such but there seems to be a ton of people who just fall through the cracks. I wonder if there’s year over year stats on stuff like percentage of population that’s single, has always been single, etc. Is it getting worse or is it just easier to see now.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:37
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Yaldabaoth posted:I prefer the spider lady: How the heck you gonna cuddle with a spider, you don’t make any sort of sense
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Aug 18, 2022 18:45
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:How the heck you gonna cuddle with a spider, you don’t make any sort of sense First, she wraps you up. And then...
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Aug 18, 2022 18:57
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So I DID invent cum, and cum rods, but what the books don't tell you after that is that I also invented the cum-by-zone stone, which allowed the whole system to work in the first place, people always seem to mistakenly believe that the cum-by-zone stone was invented prior to my invention of cum and cum rods.
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Aug 18, 2022 19:07
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Once I was seeing thiso chick who was into latex and leather and stuff, and she was hot so I was like whatever you can wear it but I'n not wearing that poo poo it's uncomfortable, anyway sex with her was torture because tthe sound of the latex squeaking and rubbing against itself was like nails on a chalkboard to me - it reminded me of biting down on a Styrofoam cup which is one of the worst things that u can do in l-ife yeah i never "got" like, material enthusiasts. rubber and stuff
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Aug 18, 2022 19:10
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Meme Poker Party posted:First, she wraps you up. And then... Injects you with her babies? The whole point of cuddle buddies is specifically not doing that 
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Aug 18, 2022 19:12
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kntfkr posted:yeah i never "got" like, material enthusiasts. rubber and stuff Sometimes people get horny for strange things, OP.
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Aug 18, 2022 19:14
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If you cuddle with a snake lady it’s called a snuddle
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Aug 18, 2022 19:40
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