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Finger Prince


SCENE:

Night, city scape
View is across a large bridge.
Camera pans down, off to the side is a barrel with a fire in it.
We see the back of an old rusty AMC Pacer facing the river under the bridge. The tinny sound of Bohemain Rhapsody is heard distantly as though from the car speakers.
Camera cuts to the rear quarter of the car, the music is much louder now and very distorted, played through OEM speakers from tape or 8 track.
Camera slowly pans across the car to the driver's seat. An old man in a worn black t-shirt and dirty old baseball hat that says Wayne's World on the front is passed out in the driver's seat. Around his mouth and nose is gold spray paint, beside him lies a crumpled paper bag and spray paint can.
Someone approaches the car and kicks the door. They are dressed like a female prostitute, but are clearly a man of similar age to the man in the car.

GARTH: Wake up you old gently caress! I got some money. Let's get some food.

WAYNE: *comes to and halfheartedly assumes an air guitar pose* weedleedeedleedee, excellent *coughs*

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Aug 20, 2022

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