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couple weeks ago i took a poo poo down a drain in the middle of the night while drunk because I knew I was gonna poo poo my pants on the walk home
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I always went with the kalashnikov in counterstrike
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Aug 19, 2022 12:37
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Icochet posted:I always went with the
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Aug 19, 2022 13:01
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Emptied my pantry over the course of half a year, to the point where the last month’s diet was plain oats for breakfast and plain spaghetti in the evenings. I knew I was kinda hosed up when a homeless guy asked me for some change for a slice of pizza. I told him I didn’t have cash but I could boil some pasta for him at my place. Dude looked at me like I was crazy. Not long after, I was invited to a Brazilian barbecue which was basically a meat orgy. Cue massive vomiting three hours later because I hadn’t eaten meat or a meal of that size in months. E: Nigmaetcetera posted:I slowed down my metabolism and entered a dormant phase until I had more money. Lmao this isn’t far from the truth Fruits of the sea fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Aug 19, 2022 |
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Aug 19, 2022 13:06
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I tried to install a fists-only mod but Punkbuster was having none of that
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Aug 19, 2022 13:12
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Buttchocks posted:Shopping at Market Basket Come the gently caress on, they're higher quality produce than Whole Paycheck, they just don't gently caress people on pricing is all. I won't stand idly by as you cast aspersions on Demoulas. edit: I put my groceries on the windowsill in the winter so I wouldn't have to run the fridge, used socks for oven mitts, and used a "family cloth" Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Aug 19, 2022 |
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Aug 19, 2022 13:21
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Mercedes was in need of a service so I had to take the bus. It was disgusting. Now I make sure I have two cars at all times and thankfully father knows the mayor so we got that eyesore of a busline shutdown permanently.
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Aug 19, 2022 13:24
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Experienced real hunger.
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Aug 19, 2022 13:25
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Zero VGS posted:Come the gently caress on, they're higher quality produce than Whole Paycheck, they just don't gently caress people on pricing is all. I won't stand idly by as you cast aspersions on Demoulas. Yeah I was gonna say Market Basket is totally fine. I'd rather go there than Shaws.
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Aug 19, 2022 13:33
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I didn't renew my Costco membership for a whole year.
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Aug 19, 2022 13:49
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Bargearse posted:I didn't renew my Costco membership for a whole year. Considering the net increase in expenses that you've likely incurred as a result of this, that wasn't really a struggle move so much as a bad move My wholesale membership card pays for itself anually in the cost delta of milk alone in less than a month
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Aug 19, 2022 13:53
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Grew up real broke, we had sleep for dinner a decent amount. The worst was when our septic system was acting up because we usually couldn't afford to do anything about it. Sometimes if it rained a lot the plumbing would back up into the tub so I remember taking showers standing on the edges of a poo poo filled bathtub. Just trying to get the last bit of shampoo out of an empty bottle and also not fall in to the doom soup.
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Aug 19, 2022 13:55
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Tristesse posted:standing on the edges of a poo poo filled bathtub. Just trying to get the last bit of shampoo out of an empty bottle and also not fall in to the doom soup. This describes my posting methodology
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Aug 19, 2022 13:57
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Gubment grilled cheese I guess?
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Aug 19, 2022 13:57
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Thought about getting a roommate once. Starvation was preferable.
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Aug 19, 2022 15:34
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Friend posted:Thought about getting a roommate once. Starvation was preferable. So you got grounded and sent to bed without dinner
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Aug 19, 2022 17:09
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Sid Vicious posted:i lived under a bridge for half a decade So u were the bitch who kept charging me that toll
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Aug 19, 2022 17:23
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Spinz posted:Without question it was way back decades ago when I used to gamble. I would take hours long bus rides to big casinos so I could drink when I gambled and then not have to drive. better crawl on the ground then take a greyhound
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Aug 19, 2022 17:24
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Das Boo posted:Strongly considered sex work. I'd rather go back to doing sex work than retail
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Aug 19, 2022 17:24
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Went to a homeless shelter specifically to get a free haircut from a social worker. I also bought a second-hand golf bag at Goodwill. The gents at the country club ridiculed me mercilessly.
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Aug 19, 2022 17:24
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probably crawl on the carpet looking for crack
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Aug 19, 2022 17:25
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spent like an hour scraping every last speck of dope out of a shopping bag full of empty baggies to get a tiny pile of heroin that didnt even get me un-sick
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Aug 19, 2022 17:31
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I used to go thru every empty bottle in my liquor collection and like try to pour every tiny trace left in a glass to try to have some amount of alcohol The weird thing is I'm not even an alcoholic, I would like drink once a month but when I wanted to drink man would I resort to that type of shitvlol
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kntfkr posted:probably crawl on the carpet looking for crack oh yeah did that too pretty sure i ended up smoking some kitty litter
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Aug 19, 2022 17:32
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:So u were the bitch who kept charging me that toll Gotta pay the
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Aug 19, 2022 17:37
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Buttchocks posted:Shopping at Market Basket Zero VGS posted:Come the gently caress on, they're higher quality produce than Whole Paycheck, they just don't gently caress people on pricing is all. I won't stand idly by as you cast aspersions on Demoulas. i lived across the street from the somerville ave one for awhile, still hated shopping there they have some in the sticks that arent as crowded, like idgaf about market basket in bellingham and the one right by the highway ramp / hotel in woburn isnt TOO bad, i worked close to that one and would get lunch there frequently enough
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Aug 19, 2022 17:52
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Found a hot springs on a map and drove out to it. Got there super late so I slept up against a tree and ate some cold fast food. Woke up and wow there was this whole Buddhist monastery build right on the river and I was like cool at least I don’t have to dig a hole to take a poo poo. Hot spring was cool, no pools or anything but it was hot mixing with cold water and it felt really good. Got yelled at by a Buddhist right as I was finishing up bathing, didnt even try to recruit me or shove any literature in my face or anything. She wasn’t very zen anyways. Seemed really sexually frustrated but hey that ain’t my chore. Packed it up and got some breakfast. Drive took like 2 hours in the dark, 30 minutes in daylight. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Found a hot springs on a map and drove out to it. Got there super late so I slept up against a tree and ate some cold fast food. Woke up and wow there was this whole Buddhist monastery build right on the river and I was like cool at least I don’t have to dig a hole to take a poo poo. Hot spring was cool, no pools or anything but it was hot mixing with cold water and it felt really good. Got yelled at by a Buddhist right as I was finishing up bathing, didnt even try to recruit me or shove any literature in my face or anything. She wasn’t very zen anyways. Seemed really sexually frustrated but hey that ain’t my chore. Packed it up and got some breakfast. Drive took like 2 hours in the dark, 30 minutes in daylight. lol
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Aug 19, 2022 18:14
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Joined a discord with other goons
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Aug 19, 2022 18:25
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It wasn’t the hot spring from Young Guns, which I have yet to find.
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Toxic Mental posted:Joined a discord with other goons I did that during the lockdowns AND I REGRET MEETING ALL OF YOU
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Aug 19, 2022 18:31
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Worf posted:I did that during the lockdowns the graphics card is still keeping me going it even runs satisfactory on ultra you are an actual angel
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Aug 19, 2022 18:53
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I live in Europe. Ask me again in five months' time when we've run out of gas.
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Aug 19, 2022 19:28
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Had to play team fortress 2 on my parents computer because mine wouldnt run it
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Aug 19, 2022 19:54
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my parents would let me rent a playstation from blockbuster on occasion
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Aug 19, 2022 20:55
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Bank card got declined but a 2$ pack of sky dancers at the gas station in front of a house I was squatting in. Slept in a warehouse when homeless Got released from jail with no shirt or shoes because they arrested me on a bender and wouldn’t let me keep the jail house sandals. I’m sure there’s other stuff.
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About 5 years ago, I was flying high. I had been sober for over a year, taking night classes and passed my first 2 semesters of CCNA. Got the bright idea to move to the city and study a B-Tec in I.T. I wasn't really setting my sights high, a job building or fixing computers at PC world would have suited me fine. Disaster struck in august, just as soon as I had spent a small fortune paying a deposit on a flat and furnishing it. Tory government cut my disability benefits. I was trying to rent privately too. I tried to apply for the colleges hardship fund but because I was on contribution based welfare (I had worked in the past) they could only offer me £6 a week. A lot of bullshit was happening at home too, my brothers drinking had caught up with him and he ended up brain damaged in a coma for several months. I was travelling back and forth between the city and my hometown - doing shifts in the family bar so my parents could visit my brother and trying to study at the same time. Bus fares alone were killing me at £17 a time. By november I broke down. I wasn't able to sleep with stress and anxiety. I thought I'd get a bottle of wine to put me to sleep. I woke up a few days later dazed and confused, I looked around my bed and counted 16 empty bottles of wine. I immediately went looking for psychiatric help but found out there was none available anymore. I didn't drink for another six weeks but the damage was done and I've been in a spiral ever since (my rap sheet proves it). Anyway, TLDR; I was eating food I found laying in the street. I found a box of curry rice and chips - cold and half eaten - on a windowshelf. I ate it with my bare hands. I found a slice of pizza laying on the pavement. It was dry and I didn't see anything crawling on it and I ate that too. I suffered no ill effects from either.
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Sucked my drug dealer off so I could get my fix for the night
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Aug 21, 2022 06:15
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buying 24 oz cans of miller high life with coins
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sold crushed up No-Doz to a girl who kept hassling me for coke then bought 2 OC30s with the money i don't do that kind of thing anymore
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