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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004



nyehehehe!

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Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


neoaxd posted:



nyehehehe!

What the gently caress! He’s beautiful!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Ungratek posted:

What the gently caress! He’s beautiful!

He's hosed up and beautiful.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Former Leeds, Chelsea and crystal palace hall of famer David Hopkin, who later went on to get his teeth fixed once the arrival of the premier league meant that footballers could afford to pay for dentistry


Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

wow

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Bobby Holik





always had a :manning: in my mind

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Jul 20, 2010

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the sex ghost posted:

Former Leeds, Chelsea and crystal palace hall of famer David Hopkin, who later went on to get his teeth fixed once the arrival of the premier league meant that footballers could afford to pay for dentistry




this guy coulda played hockey for sure.

Good soup! posted:

Bobby Holik





always had a :manning: in my mind

that emoji is indeed perfect. Fun Fact about Bobby is that other guys hated rooming with him because he would stay up late with all the lights on reading newspapers

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort



Trifon Ivanov wins this and everything else because he bought a tank while still an active player and drove it around countryside.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Kirios posted:

Scherzer's eyes have always hosed with me. I think it helps with him being intimidating to opposing batters:



excuse me but he's on the mets now



Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Furnaceface posted:

Lanny McDonald was a sentient moustache that grew a body


It's like you people never heard of Rollie Fingers.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
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neoaxd posted:



nyehehehe!

You need one with his hair:



Just magnificent flow

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Jul 20, 2010

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Ginette Reno posted:

You need one with his hair:



Just magnificent flow



tbh the Queen was probably used to seeing hosed up looking dudes with the marriage practices of European royal families

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Jul 20, 2010

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but really, how the gently caress do you look like this:





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young mike Ditka looks like half of the dudes I went to high school with. he should be wearing a camo hat with a fishhook in it + a Carhartt jacket waiting in line for biscuits and gravy at a gas station in this pic

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e: holy loving poo poo

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004



not that hosed up but boy does he not fit what you expect when you hear "professional athlete"

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neoaxd posted:



not that hosed up but boy does he not fit what you expect when you hear "professional athlete"

gently caress me he looks like my Grandpa. he was 41-44 in that. people used to age like crazy

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

gently caress me he looks like my Grandpa. he was 41-44 in that. people used to age like crazy

It's the cigarettes, OP.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

neoaxd posted:



not that hosed up but boy does he not fit what you expect when you hear "professional athlete"

It's definitely what you think of when you hear the name "Gump Worsley" though.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Thread needs some Jack Lambert. The kind of 70's football player that took out his partial denture as an intimidation tactic.



neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

stratdax posted:

It's definitely what you think of when you hear the name "Gump Worsley" though.

Very good point.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Can't believe I forgot about Gino Odjick!





Really cool guy though.

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oh my Goodness:





RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Not a shock to learn that Fulton Kuykendall's nickname was Captain Crazy.



Mike Foltynewicz looked high as a kite in every single headshot. He might have been.

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this looks like he's standing in front of someone else who has longer hair

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I can't figure out which one it was but there was an edmonton oilers lineup one season somewhere in the 2011-2013 era that was a murderer's row of weird lookin dudes

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Taylor Hall is a beauty

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
Mike Smith.

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honestly I really like this look. great hair

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this however looks like a hairpiece:

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tag yourself. i look like a fatter john garrett irl

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

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this is really awful. it looks like a picture not taken with his consent. the lighting is uncanny. what th efuck

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnWbykpbbiA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mIAY8vRa3U

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

my impression from this thread is that hockey players are all very greasy

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Declan MacManus posted:

my impression from this thread is that hockey players are all very greasy










synesthesia is where you smell something or whatever when you see a picture right? these guys look like wet dog smell to me

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Someone post the evolution of Brent burns series of photos

Ready! Set! Blow!
Jun 17, 2005

Red alert.
let's remember some guys.

Ezequiel Astacio from his worst angle (he honestly looks fine if he's looking at the camera):


Jamey Carroll:

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




ilmucche posted:

Someone post the evolution of Brent burns series of photos

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