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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

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saw this picture of Craig Ludwig the other day and had to take a knee:



was really upset at myself for not seeing that sooner. I love that type of poo poo. Can't get enough of it. I figured people on here might also like posting and sharing your favorite pictures of guys that you like to look at. I come across a lot of great hockey guy pics, but not so much other sports. Would love it if other could contribute to your own sports...

Here's a few more of Craig:










Now here's Guy Lapointe:




Here's a great picture I love of Derian Hatcher. He looked like a bully and played like one:




Mike Rathje had a great look, he had the face of a friendly Shark and played for them, too:






I ask that if you post in this thread that you be respectful and don't body shame, make fun, goof off, etc. Posts that do that WILL be reported. This is intended to be a celebration of looks, a place for reasoned discussion, and a place for learning + sharing. Thanks. Looking forward to seeing all the great sports guy pics.

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Jul 20, 2010

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Vinny Testaverde looked 1000 years old at 19:

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Jul 20, 2010

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oh man, Tim Hunter is great. how the gently caress do you look like this:






another guy I liked on those Flames teams was Joel Otto:





he kind of looks like if Denis Leary was on HGH for six years

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Ungratek posted:




Charlie Adam - shown here age 24

that's fuckin crazy man.


I've always wanted to phrenology-measure Dean Lister's head:








it didn't use to be this big. it just seems to keep getting bigger. he has to be like a size 9 or 10 hat

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Jul 20, 2010

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a real chump posted:

Kevvie Walters


this one is really bothering me. it looks like he's wearing a mask

Criminal Minded posted:

The inner-circle of uglybeautiful MLB players is one man strong and that man is Don Mossi.

just reminding you that this thread is about celebration. Mossi is a great post.


the bottom half of Jack Capuano's hair is always a pleasant surprise:







here he is with another guy looking like PS2 characters:

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Jul 20, 2010

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

cycling is not a sport for photogenic athletes but Djamolidine "The Tashkent Terror" Abdoujaparov was something special. he had like a pro wrestler's face and head on a cyclist's body



there seems to be an epidemic of that in cycling. is it because of the HGH? i remember some other cyclist I saw looked like he was about to tip over perpetually his head was so big

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

actually i think the weirdest looking pro was probably infamous dope guy Michael Rasmussen who occasionally looked like a science experiment in how low BMI can get without killing you



jesus Christ! how beautiful...

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Jul 20, 2010

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saw this card of Shane Conlan that I'm gonna get for a bud:

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Phobeste posted:



Neck wider than ears

to me, he looks like a Krogan:




to contribute, my buddy recently opened a sports memoribilia store so I got a bunch of old cards from him. and man, Mike Sillinger and Pete Vuckovich:



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Jul 20, 2010

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beautiful. this whole thread could be filled with Linemen



and loving Christ I googled "John Henderson" because I always liked his look but apparently there's a darts player named John Henderson that uh fits this thread:

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the sex ghost posted:

Former Leeds, Chelsea and crystal palace hall of famer David Hopkin, who later went on to get his teeth fixed once the arrival of the premier league meant that footballers could afford to pay for dentistry




this guy coulda played hockey for sure.

Good soup! posted:

Bobby Holik





always had a :manning: in my mind

that emoji is indeed perfect. Fun Fact about Bobby is that other guys hated rooming with him because he would stay up late with all the lights on reading newspapers

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Jul 20, 2010

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Ginette Reno posted:

You need one with his hair:



Just magnificent flow



tbh the Queen was probably used to seeing hosed up looking dudes with the marriage practices of European royal families

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Jul 20, 2010

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but really, how the gently caress do you look like this:





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young mike Ditka looks like half of the dudes I went to high school with. he should be wearing a camo hat with a fishhook in it + a Carhartt jacket waiting in line for biscuits and gravy at a gas station in this pic

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e: holy loving poo poo

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neoaxd posted:



not that hosed up but boy does he not fit what you expect when you hear "professional athlete"

gently caress me he looks like my Grandpa. he was 41-44 in that. people used to age like crazy

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oh my Goodness:





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this looks like he's standing in front of someone else who has longer hair

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honestly I really like this look. great hair

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this however looks like a hairpiece:

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tag yourself. i look like a fatter john garrett irl

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this is really awful. it looks like a picture not taken with his consent. the lighting is uncanny. what th efuck

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Declan MacManus posted:

my impression from this thread is that hockey players are all very greasy










synesthesia is where you smell something or whatever when you see a picture right? these guys look like wet dog smell to me

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Jul 20, 2010

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Doctor Malaver posted:

Will the thread accept businessmen?


who is this? he a sports guy?


saw this nice Ray Sheppard this morning:

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Jul 20, 2010

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wow!

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love this hair style + hair color combo

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yeah they’re all beautiful

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfolxMt3k2A

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neoaxd posted:

There's no rule that says a baby can't goaltend.



:pwn:



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you know that thing in the 90s where people said Camel Cigarettes was trying to subliminally make Camel Joe look like a penis? that looks like someone is trying to subliminally make a guy look like a camel

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neoaxd posted:

I don't want to know what's in this guy's freezer.

it’s right there in the fella’s name

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Jul 20, 2010

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found a new way to locate Guys. find a hockey player (the more obscure the better), then Google search him, select his HockeyDB profile pic, then hit "See More". you should be blessed with guys:




it also helps to do like "Brent Sopel hockeydb" so you can help it:

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Jul 20, 2010

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just gonna pull this one out here. beautiful:

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neoaxd posted:

Found some beauties using the BOXC technique. Is this too powerful? Should this be public knowledge...?


i was marveling at this exact one last night lol

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this just feels weird to me. the long hair thing that football players do was like ten years past my high school days. so i'm just used to these guys wearing cutoff t shirts with farmers' tans and Carhartt hats. the long hair is so strange

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Criminal Minded posted:

Somehow we’ve made it this far without shouting out the McQuistans.



guy on the right looks like:



Doctor Malaver posted:

It feels weird to me that so many clubs can't grasp the concept of doing the photo shoot before the training/game. A lot of these guys look like they got off the ice and removed the helmet a moment ago.

you definitely see that a ton in older hockey ones, e.g.:



(who has always been a beautiful man)

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Feels Villeneuve posted:

and lmao that Wikipedia uses this as their picture for him



the cycling combination of “rail thin” and “insane HGH abuse” leads to some truly bizarre looking people. there was a cyclist I saw on a hotel TV flipping channels one time that was giving an interview and it straight up looked like big head mode in a ps2 game

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a real chump posted:

Speaking of necks

Jordan Silk



this gets worse the longer you look at it. is this real?

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Jul 20, 2010

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

dude got a long neck, yeah



whoever took this one is an rear end in a top hat. they knew what they were doin with that framing + lens

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