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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004



nyehehehe!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Ungratek posted:

What the gently caress! He’s beautiful!

He's hosed up and beautiful.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004



not that hosed up but boy does he not fit what you expect when you hear "professional athlete"

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

stratdax posted:

It's definitely what you think of when you hear the name "Gump Worsley" though.

Very good point.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Can't believe I forgot about Gino Odjick!





Really cool guy though.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

There's no rule that says a baby can't goaltend.



:pwn:

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


Gah!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Good soup! posted:



Duncan Siemens

I don't want to know what's in this guy's freezer.

Also, can't believe we haven't had some ManBearPig yet.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

found a new way to locate Guys. find a hockey player (the more obscure the better), then Google search him, select his HockeyDB profile pic, then hit "See More". you should be blessed with guys:




it also helps to do like "Brent Sopel hockeydb" so you can help it:



This changes everything.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Found some beauties using the BOXC technique. Is this too powerful? Should this be public knowledge...?





neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Criminal Minded posted:

Somehow we’ve made it this far without shouting out the McQuistans.



These large boys have 100% tasted human flesh.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


Gah!




can't forget about good ol' dale weise

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Levitate posted:

Reminds me of Tyler Myers and his neck and I legitimately don't know what are real pics to post of it and which have been photoshopped to make fun of his extra long neck

None of them are photoshops....

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

ilmucche posted:

And I thought Mike Glennon had a long neck


Man looks like a guitar pick

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

ThinkTank posted:



Claude Provost

Actually it's Claude Provost's monster

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

drafted mega goon Dave Hamel from the Ligue Nord-Américaine de Hockey, a notoriously violent and fighty Quebec pro league.

The LNAH is painfully cringe.

Anyway, here's some more beauties.


You're the best, Bellows! You're a fuckin' superstar! D'you fuckin' have balls you titfucker!?




President Clamp! I fuckin' love Gemlins 2!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


There's nothing in the rulebook that says a child can't race!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


:mad:

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Angryhead posted:


Conor Sammon

Do NOT accept a slice from this man.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

hockey used to mean something:



Rip Pat. You were the hockey coachiest looking hockey coach ever.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

ThinkTank posted:





Jackson LaCombe, D, Anaheim Ducks

i love that guy's prop comedy

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

A smoker's 27

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

the more i look at his eyes the worse this gets. i keep feeling like this is a very slow gif where they get more and more uneven. but I think it's my mind playing tricks

its happening to me too what the gently caress

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

gah!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

gerald diduck looks like off brand mario lemieux

mario lepire

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

was looking at some old Quebec Nordiques videos and saw this:



which is crazy. I think it's Stephane Fiset. but looking through that team on HockeyDB led me some real gems. that team was stacked:














lastly...these are the same guy:





if they werent nordiques i'd call em beauties. all of em. alas,

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

ThinkTank posted:

Are you Eric Lindros?

holy fuckin' lol

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


it's a sport about nothing!!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

The 70s Canadiens were absolutely unstoppable and filled with beauties.



neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


incredibly powerful

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


powerful

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004



I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

AndrewP posted:

just looked through this whole thread. what's the deal with hockey, why do they have so many alien lookin motherfuckers

hey now, they have goblin men too

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


:)



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