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He fidgets nervously and chuckles as he asks “uhh….do you have….heh….stairs in your house?” What’s your reaction?
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Lowtax died with that secret we'll never know it
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Aug 19, 2022 22:35
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"Lol I don't own a house"
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Aug 19, 2022 22:36
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My phone is an old-fashioned nokia.
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Aug 19, 2022 22:37
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"yes, would you like to see my dungeon? i mean basement?"
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Aug 19, 2022 22:38
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no, it’s a one-story
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Aug 19, 2022 22:39
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I remember seeing someone in the computer/study hall for my major browsing SA once. For reference there was probably only 120ish students in the department in total and I did TA lower courses so I probably knew most of them. But my goon response was just to completely blank it out. I think I was working with/on a group project at the time, caught a glance of someone on the forum mainpage, and just turned away like it never happened akin to if you accidentally walked in on a dorm roommate watching porn. I couldn't tell you the name, year, or gender of the person browsing.
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Aug 19, 2022 22:47
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Me typing "rod suckage" into the search function for the Civ 6 tech tree
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Aug 19, 2022 22:50
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"I am protected, brother. What are your favourite threads and subforums?"
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Aug 19, 2022 22:55
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>inventory
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Aug 19, 2022 23:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Me typing "rod suckage" into the search function for the Civ 6 tech tree why did you post this
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Aug 19, 2022 23:15
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I assault them while demanding why they want to know the layout of my domicile then make an MSPaint depicting the incident and post a thread since my mind didn't mature past 2005.
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Aug 19, 2022 23:18
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I pull down my pants, slip on a rubber and tell the guy, I am protected.
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Aug 19, 2022 23:23
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down1nit posted:why did you post this I didn't post that
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Aug 19, 2022 23:25
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They will know who I am already probably so I just start demanding they tell me their username Then I hope to recognize it If it's a gbs goon, cool. I don't dislike anyone
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Aug 19, 2022 23:29
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Probably mess with their account.
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Aug 19, 2022 23:38
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I’d politely greet them and have a brief talk about the website we have in common. Then I’d go online and lie about how cool and detached I am and pretend I did something else.
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Aug 20, 2022 00:06
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i'd compare posting rates and post count and then pay them on the head condescendingly when it's revealed to be like sub 100 posts in 15 yesrs
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Aug 20, 2022 00:08
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i do have several stairs in my house, fyi
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Aug 20, 2022 00:11
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i let the smell of the poo poo in my pants do all the speaking
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Aug 20, 2022 00:11
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Fart
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Aug 20, 2022 00:12
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The same thing when i was asked to join lljk gta online biker gang "Uh i dont have any stairs"
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Aug 20, 2022 00:13
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I'd lay screw shag bang bonk do get it on hump score sleep with copulate fornicate know make love mate procreate loving nookie nooky piece of rear end piece of tail roll in the hay screwing shtup rear end shag screw carnal knowledge coition coitus sex act sexual congress sexual intercourse sexual relation copulation intercourse relation congress dirty word vulgarism obscenity smut filth jargon lingo patois argot vernacular slang cant bonk do it eff get it on get laid have a go at it have intercourse have it away have it off have sex be intimate lie with roll in the hay screw sleep together sleep with make love hump jazz love bed bang make out know neck make out have take fornicate copulate mate couple pair with that mfer
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Aug 20, 2022 00:13
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Probably make small talk and help them with their confidence issues I dunno
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Aug 20, 2022 00:16
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Flee in a wild panic and read about me later on gbs
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Aug 20, 2022 00:23
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I think you have to punch that person.
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Aug 20, 2022 00:26
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Immediately poo poo your pants as a defense mechanism
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Aug 20, 2022 00:36
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Sweep the legs
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Aug 20, 2022 00:47
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I'd be tempted to to flip the gently caress out like a goon posted about doing ~20 years ago when another goon walked up in a public space of a building and asked him the secret question. Iirc, he made a huge deal in front of everyone, threatened to kick his rear end and ran him out of the building, however it would probably get you shot in tyool 2022.
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Aug 20, 2022 00:48
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I would stay silent and make suspicious eye contact while posting about the awkward experience.
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Aug 20, 2022 00:56
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ellasmith posted:He fidgets nervously and chuckles as he asks “uhh….do you have….heh….stairs in your house?” 
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Aug 20, 2022 00:59
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I’m sure meeting a fellow goon would be a fine time
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Aug 20, 2022 01:03
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I’d puff out my chest and wave my arms around in an attempt to make myself appear larger, and yell a lot/make a lot of noise to discourage the goon from coming any closer. Goons are really more scared of us than we are of them, they just don’t like being surprised, that’s all.
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Aug 20, 2022 03:05
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I poke his fat belly and he giggles like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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Aug 20, 2022 03:07
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I would give him or her a big ol' hug, because they probably need it.
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Aug 20, 2022 03:08
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thanks i stole them from the president
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Aug 20, 2022 03:33
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i would ask them how they're handling bidenflation if the vibe was right, of course
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Aug 20, 2022 03:36
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ellasmith posted:He fidgets nervously and chuckles as he asks “uhh….do you have….heh….stairs in your house?” "A+++ WOULD FIVE AGAIN. Aces! another gold thread!! airdisc approves this thread. All your thread are fived by us. Am i rite? talk about Asspergers Syndrome! I'm Atheist, but you're thread is Intelligently Designed! I'm Dealing with it. no one Back Seat Moderate this thread!! or they get teh banhammer!  why? Because you touch yourself at night. BEST. THREAD. EVAR. Bitches Leave... this thread! getting no Blue Balls from this thread!! But did you get head? from taht buttertroll??? whoa!!! a camel spider!! Ceci n'est pas une five. Clownballoon this clusterfuck already. it is comedy gold. Needs more cowbell, followed by cutting thread here. Dear Richard, please five!! did i do this rite? my dilznick; did i do it rite. DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE? 'course ya do. Does. Not. Compute. Doesn't know WHAT teh gently caress. dont tase my fives bro!! ebaum's world will steal this thread!! my eyes... the goggles do NAHTING??? Fake edit: is there fakepostery afoot? fffffffiesta cat out of loving nowhere!!!! /me easily claims first post!! Five. FIVE. FIIIIIIIIVE JUST FIVED FIVE FIVE FIVE FIIIIIIIIIVE 5555555. Fived For Great Justice, and For Science! gently caress the ocean of fives. gently caress; condolences. Fuckin' A, this thread. It's full of Win. fyad is leaking gb2FIVESVILLE. Gbs!!! this thread is WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!! WHAO uh oh gbs morality crew coming. george lucas raped my childhood but this thread unraped it. Go see a doctor, Hitler, your fives level is too high! godwin's law much, Good Sir? goondolences for your show of goonerocity. help! a Gorilla! It just came out of loving nowhere!! ground floor of this. Ha! Ha! I'm fiving this thread!!!1 No Hambeasts allowed; happycat doesn't like them!! hay guys! hay! hayyyyy guys! what's going on? he;lp. he;lp _____ buddy! hope you got ten bux? egads! a homegrown honeypot!! hope this helps. how did this thread get here i am not good with copmuters!!! how do i shot fives at this thread. hurfdurfhurrrrrrr. I am... protected.  I, for one, welcome our new overlords. i got nothin; except the barf because I just threw up in my mouf a little. I'm RICK JAMES!!! BITCH!! I see what you did here!! I'm the goku in the op. idgi. img-timeline. in soviet russia, timeline images you! maybe if you install linux, your problem will be solved? you loving internet male. you internet tough guy. jesus wept! john stewart just said comedy gold. kill him, then yourself. in fact, Kill him with fire. laffo, better lawyer the gently caress out of them. lisa needs braces, ****. lurk more? my god... manbabies. manbabies everywhere. meh. ms paint MY GIRLFRIEND. she needs more love. she needs more _____. a nigga just stole her bike!!! friend of the family death that nigga!!! nintendo is screwing niggers again. NO DON'T! I'm not gay. Not racist either. nuke racists from orbit!!!! its the only way. o rly? o shi! o wai... oh snap! omg. wtf. bbq. one does not simply Five into mordor. party hard, you passive aggressive bitch. post != rerply but it = postcount ++. pres butan to five. profile checked! for fives. psyduck :psy:  whoa. have you tried putting in her Butt? pwned. quote != edit. quoted for truth. rape is sometimes justified. r>c>p tho pls. but relax; im a goon too. rolleyes and roofle at this scrub. series pls? series is SEERIOUS BUSINESS. sever. SEVER. SEEEEEVE. ER SEVER SEVER SEERVER. so, that's where my ten bux went; it went to sever. stick my tenbux in her pooper. you stupid newbie, prepared to get surprise sexed. did you try Tasting your Pee? teh teh teh teeeeeeeeeeehn bucks. there's a front page? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAA. thread delivers. thread over. thread's poo poo. tia for the tl;dr. trapped in 5 factory, send he;lp. voted five. voted one. we never expected the Fives. welcome to page Five Five Five! welp. what. what the christ. whoever wins we lose. WHY YOU THROW CHIP AT MY DEAD GAY CAT? woot. WOOT. WOOTLE. WOOTLEZ. WOOTABEGA. wow just... wow. WOW. just. WOW. wow just wow Fived. Yeah...no. you have my axe! youhaave no loving idea, you have no loving idea, you have no loving idea. you owe me a new keyboard! zing! zombies. zombies Fived your thread."(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 20, 2022 03:36
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I had honestly forgotten that the word “woot” and its derivatives were ever a thing.
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Bula Vinaka posted:"A+++ WOULD FIVE AGAIN. Aces! another gold thread!! airdisc approves this thread. All your thread are fived by us. Am i rite? talk about Asspergers Syndrome! I'm Atheist, but you're thread is Intelligently Designed! I'm Dealing with it. no one Back Seat Moderate this thread!! or they get teh banhammer! lol. changing my answer to this (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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