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Tom Brady is...
Sinking to the bottom of the Atlantic in cement shoes
Alive and feeling fine
On a rocket to Mars with Musk
Seeking a trade
Taking time machine to kill/replace his younger self
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Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Third time’s the safety charm

e: jk nm we can’t have nice things in the preseason

Pontius Pilate fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Aug 20, 2022

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Lovie Smith’s beard is outstanding.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
We got clowned on by DANNY ETLING??

doctorthefonz
Nov 17, 2007

Hahaha that was awesome

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dammit we all know Marlon Mack is great. Show me some Dameon Pierce!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
my under bet on rams texans is looking pretty good so far

yes i bet on preseason games, it makes me feel alive

Quiet Feet posted:

Dammit we all know Marlon Mack is great. Show me some Dameon Pierce!

i literally cannot believe that the niners drafted davis price over dameon pierce. so dumb

he's gonna be a baller. they're not playing him because he's already the starter

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Wowzers, what a series of events.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Collins looks kinda good!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Josh Allen is good

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Football

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

fsif posted:

Josh Allen is good

Whoa whoa it’s the pre season don’t be hasty

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Whoa whoa it’s the preseason don’t be hasty

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Doink lions

^burtle
Jul 17, 2001

God of Boomin'



I’m not exactly Bloughn away here

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Elephanthead posted:

Whoa whoa it’s the preseason don’t be hasty

I didn’t say it was high quality, but it is, in fact, football.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Jack Coan Tyme!!!!!

Opps still elinger

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Just now have a chance to sit down and watch some football. I miss anything of note today?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
I watched that whole half and realized I am a fan of football in all its forms, even peak preseason Broncos form

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Go lions, I’m gambling again!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

There is something about Colts home games...it's the combination of the dome, the turf, the lighting and the boring colts colors. It's so visually unappealing.

^burtle
Jul 17, 2001

God of Boomin'



This season on Hard Ones

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Yeah it’s not ideal, luckily their games don’t matter. Except for gambling

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
TFW they are calling timeout after time out with 4th stringers playing in a preseason game. sigh

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Is it my imagination or are the Commies helmets a little darker red than they used to be?

Might just be standing out to me more than normal against the Chiefs colors.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
WSH is in trouble this year with that pile of butt behind the center.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
https://twitter.com/PFF_Anthony/status/1560985276629000192

dude invented a new pass rushing move

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

Is it my imagination or are the Commies helmets a little darker red than they used to be?

Might just be standing out to me more than normal against the Chiefs colors.

I think the color is a bit darker, and also because they went to a slightly matte or less obviously shiny finish for their new helmets.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

This KC play by play guy's voice is horrendous

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Any bets on Carson going 3-and-out in this next drive?

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

No Tyreek? No problem.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

fsif posted:

This KC play by play guy's voice is horrendous

I don’t mind some homerism in announcers but maybe mention somebody, anybody, on washington’s defense

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fartknocker posted:

I think the color is a bit darker, and also because they went to a slightly matte or less obviously shiny finish for their new helmets.

Don't want to say Washington has done anything good but I like them actually.

Also please take Patrick Mahomes out of the game Andy. There is no need for this drive.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

Also please take Patrick Mahomes out of the game Andy. There is no need for this drive.

Watching him throw is entertaining me.

But yes, get him out.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Jody Fortson catching two TDs is going to make Chiefs twitter a little insufferable, fair warning to anyone who might run into that.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Ok Andy, that's enough. All starters out please.

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
clark hunt is just a huge fuckin nerd huh

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The name Dicaprio Bootle still makes me smile

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Is the NFL Network overlay screwed up for anyone else? The graphics are cut off by the score bar and there's a black bar on the bottom of the screen.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Preseason murder

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Heineke should definitely be starting for Washington.

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