new ways of saying something smells bad

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Ohtori Akio

get a load of this page two stinka

# ? Aug 21, 2022 07:10

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# ? May 3, 2024 16:40

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Buttchocks posted:

A squadron of X-wings is pounding the small thermal exhaust port in my sinuses with proton torpedoes.

we can't repel stonkpower of this magnitude!

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# ? Aug 21, 2022 12:08

BRB pooping

canyoneer posted:

smells like downdog in here

whats downdog

# ? Aug 21, 2022 13:18

biosterous

it's the state of denmark 'round here

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he/him

# ? Aug 21, 2022 13:36

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

yikes

# ? Aug 21, 2022 15:49

Manifisto

stankonically gifted

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 21, 2022 17:42

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

This place is populated by the Parliament Funkadelic and y'all maggotbrains bending my nose like an Atomic Dog.

# ? Aug 21, 2022 18:03

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The aromatic equivalent of seeing devils tearing your life away.

# ? Aug 21, 2022 18:27

Ass-penny

your odor wrote a check and that your personality can't cash

# ? Aug 21, 2022 19:12

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

it's like liquid rear end in here

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# ? Aug 21, 2022 19:59

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The air is so foul, it's confirming miasma theory.

# ? Aug 21, 2022 20:16

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Edward Fingerhands posted:

This place is populated by the Parliament Funkadelic and y'all maggotbrains bending my nose like an Atomic Dog.

mother earth has farted for the third time

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# ? Aug 21, 2022 20:18

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

it smells like someone posted in here

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# ? Aug 21, 2022 22:32

Ass-penny

turn on your smell-o-vision

# ? Aug 22, 2022 04:03

nut

smells like someone was smashing atoms in here

# ? Aug 22, 2022 04:21

nut

*gags* his name is NOT my name too

# ? Aug 22, 2022 04:22

Manifisto

if the stink molecules from the devil's anus banged a glass of expired weasel milk on a pile of fish guts in a barge at low tide, the smell would be a refreshing break from whatever this is

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 22, 2022 04:45

Dads Dip Cup

*holds up periodic table with the element "Pu" circled*

# ? Aug 22, 2022 14:31

google THIS

That smells worse than my grandma's knickers! I mean, you know...presumably

# ? Aug 22, 2022 14:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Honk comin off that like a flock of Canada's finest takin a poo poo right up yer nose

# ? Aug 22, 2022 15:11

google THIS

# ? Aug 22, 2022 15:50

nut

how many people does it take to change an olfactory bulb

# ? Aug 22, 2022 18:25

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

nut posted:

how many people does it take to change an olfactory bulb

To get to the other side!!!!!

# ? Aug 22, 2022 19:37

FutonForensic

Edward Fingerhands posted:

This place is populated by the Parliament Funkadelic and y'all maggotbrains bending my nose like an Atomic Dog.

Dr. Honked posted:

mother earth has farted for the third time

mao

# ? Aug 22, 2022 21:06

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Dr. Honked posted:

mother earth has farted for the third time

Bow wow wow, nippy nope nippy nay, my friend.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 21:39

nut

wish you sat on that one

# ? Aug 22, 2022 23:49

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

well you see, Frankenstein is not the name of the monster, but the name of the INHUMAN STONK THAT JUST CAME FROM YOUR BUTT

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# ? Aug 23, 2022 00:45

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Dr. Honked posted:

well you see, Frankenstein is not the name of the monster, but the name of the INHUMAN STONK THAT JUST CAME FROM YOUR BUTT

the real monster was the fart i just ripped

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# ? Aug 23, 2022 13:03

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Weee-ewww, buddy, you got a filth golem following you around, or are you just happy to see soap?

# ? Aug 23, 2022 13:08

nut

did someone cash a one way ticket to Stinsk in here

# ? Aug 23, 2022 14:19

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heh, is that your opinion, or did you just fart?

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# ? Aug 23, 2022 16:32

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i'll take raucous nosebombs for 400 alex

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# ? Aug 23, 2022 16:47

google THIS

Whew, it's like Hercules diverted the Coupon river to clean out the Deal stables and then set the whole mess on fire

# ? Aug 23, 2022 17:08

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

nut posted:

did someone cash a one way ticket to Stinsk in here

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