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The Butcher posted:You dig that the idea of a creator doesn't necessarily have to be Christian gospel, right, Jorp avatar person? The god of Abraham is specifically male but he did have a wife with whom he was suppose to rule equally with but he banished her because he wanted power all for himself and tried to replace her with a being created in his narcissistic image. If you want to worship a female god then you should worship her because she is equal to the supreme deity: https://www.ancient-origins.net/human-origins-religions/asherah-0010611
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Fat Dan posted:Do you think you could dance this? Put a couple beers in me, and honestly yes. I could interpretative dance that whole thing in my underwear to make it weirder. Need to have someone else speak the words though to focus on the dance. Either sexy voice or death metal voice would probably work. I'm technically banned from horrible obnoxious interpretive dancing though, but what my wife don't know don't hurt her.
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Airplane design is always trying to give passengers less and less room to maximize profit and the only thing slowing them down is our larger peers making things difficult all around. 
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Aug 21, 2022 14:37
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there is no god, dudes
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Yaldabaoth posted:The god of Abraham is specifically male but he did have a wife with whom he was suppose to rule equally with but he banished her because he wanted power all for himself and tried to replace her with a being created in his narcissistic image. If you want to worship a female god then you should worship her because she is equal to the supreme deity: Lol I love this kind of weird poo poo: Sarah, also spelled Sarai, in the Old Testament, wife of Abraham and mother of Isaac. Sarah was childless until she was 90 years old. God promised Abraham that she would be “a mother of nations” (Genesis 17:16) and that she would conceive and bear a son, but Sarah did not believe. Isaac, born to Sarah and Abraham in their old age, was the fulfillment of God’s promise to them. The barrenness of Sarah, cited in the preface (Genesis 11:30), stands in tension with the central theme of the Abraham saga, the promise that God will make him the founder of a mighty nation. With respect to the fulfillment of the promise, Sarah embodies the themes of fear and doubt, Abraham those of faith and hope. Her doubt drives Sarah to devise her own way of realizing the promise—she gives Abraham her maidservant, Hagar, so that Hagar might bear a child for them. - - - What the gently caress?
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I'll die for my rights Jim....if youre out there..you did it , baby
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Aug 21, 2022 14:46
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Could God make a passenger so fat that even She wouldn't have enough room to sit next to them?
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Aug 21, 2022 14:52
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Cuddle with their fat. Use it as a blanket for warmth.
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The Butcher posted:Her doubt drives Sarah to devise her own way of realizing the promise—she gives Abraham her maidservant, Hagar, so that Hagar might bear a child for them. 
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Aug 21, 2022 15:23
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I remember airlines going through a phase where they were all threatening to make people buy two seats if they didn’t fit into one. Is that still a thing or did they lose the PR battle there?
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This is why you get to the airport early. Once through security you hit the bar at 8 AM. Two Bloody Marys and a pint. Then when boarding starts you pop two Advil PM. You won't give a poo poo about crying babies and monstrous sized people. Waking up on landing might be a bit confusing, but it should only take about a minute for your brain to sort it out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBHicyqMML4
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hmmm, i see
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- You are long post menopause and once had a dream/hallucination/dementia/bullshit story you made up for attention about a real actual visit from God - God said you were totally going to get preggers, and the baby would be hella cool - It didn't work so you got your husband to bang the maid, he uh, "reluctantly" agrees to do that for what is totally the first time. - God said getting pregnant WAS going to happen, so I guess he or she might have forgot something, they are pretty busy after all - So maybe they wanted you to interpret it your own way as some sort of puzzle or test? They work in mysterious ways. - Your maid gets banged up. Husband couldn't actually raise the mast but you knew a nice younger guy who was willing to volunteer. - We leave that part out of the story. - Keep the maid healthy until her horribly painful and damaging pre medicine birth. - Take the baby, it's your baby now. God wanted this. Tell maid slave to stop crying about it - Now you are 90 years old raising a baby that will grow up to be super cool, ignore everything about that that doesn't make sense Speculative fiction epilogue to that previous true story: - You obviously can't make milk, and formula doesn't exist, and babies are annoying to clean and deal with so we assign these jobs to the maid - You die pretty soon because you wouldn't have lived to 90 then anyway because that was a lie for the story, you were probably 65 at best, if really lucky - Maid takes her baby back and moves in with the young man to his hovel he shares with 8 other family members - Life is hard, but she is happy. - The baby grows to be a man but he is not really legendary at anything - It was God's plan, and there is some lesson here, you figure it out however you like, they don't pay me enough for this.
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The Butcher posted:- It was God's plan, and there is some lesson here, you figure it out however you like, they don't pay me enough for this. The lesson is God is simply doing what a random number generator tells him to do and will punish you if you don't accept your procedurally generated fate.
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Mr. Smile Face Hat posted:Recently I was seated beside a passenger who needed more space to sit and was almost taking away some on my space which made a 4 hour flight very uncomfortable. As flight was full I couldn't change my seat. Do I have any option under such situations like compensation from airline ? Are there any restrictions on max space which can be taken by passenger in a flight. OP, there are two questions which you must answer before you can receive any useful feedback:
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