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being dead sucks rear end lol try not to die if you can help it
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Sucks to hear OP I was looking forward to it. I guess I'll have to find something else to keep me going.
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Aug 21, 2022 19:11
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Aug 21, 2022 19:13
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Try to get them to finger your butt. I don't know how
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Aug 21, 2022 19:16
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Posting whilst dead is a serious crime round here, friendo
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Aug 21, 2022 19:17
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Tell some tales to mess with their minds
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Aug 21, 2022 19:19
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Icochet posted:Try to get them to finger your butt. I don't know how they always finger the butts it's an irrestible temptation
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Aug 21, 2022 19:19
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I'm glad I caught your farewell tour last spring before you died.
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Aug 21, 2022 19:23
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im getting an autopsy right now
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Aug 21, 2022 19:24
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super belated parody thread pity post
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Aug 21, 2022 19:25
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did you at least eat a lot of taco bell before you died so there was a chance the poor new doc got covered in poo lifting your corpse up? I just remembered this happened to my dad once and I laughed
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Aug 21, 2022 19:26
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I'm getting a vivisection right now. Help.
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Aug 21, 2022 19:26
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Play dead idk E: this works for any number of scenarios. Bad date? Don't wanna pay your bill? Wanna leave work early? Play dead
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Aug 21, 2022 19:47
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I'm a nice guy so i had some treasure surgically implanted in my torso as a cool surprise to whoever eventually opens me up. Gold coins, emeralds, that sort of stuff. Pathologist must be a pretty grim job so they'll appreciate the effort
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Aug 21, 2022 19:54
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This novelization of "I know who killed me" sucks.
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Aug 21, 2022 19:57
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I'm alive
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Aug 21, 2022 20:10
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thread coroner's report: 
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Aug 21, 2022 20:22
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Why do i have to read this like a manga?
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Mr.Acula posted:Why do i have to read this like a manga? Buddy you're the only one who took his pants off.
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Aug 21, 2022 20:38
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Did they harvest your organs, OP?
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Aug 21, 2022 20:39
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I hope they knew better than to take his posting organ
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Aug 21, 2022 20:44
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An auto psy sounds like something you would be giving yourself rather than getting imo
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Aug 21, 2022 21:29
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They're making fun of your weiner op
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Aug 21, 2022 21:35
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Autopsy DEEZ NUTS OP!!!!
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Autopsy DEEZ NUTS OP!!!! My condolences for the loss of your nutz
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Aug 21, 2022 22:02
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That’s me with the coroner, Me under the spot light Losing my intestines…
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Aug 21, 2022 22:05
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Szyznyk posted:That’s me with the coroner, now i cant keep my poo
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Aug 21, 2022 22:17
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Can I have your skeleton, op? I don't have one. I'm just an unsupported bag of meat.
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Aug 21, 2022 22:35
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im getting an autopsy right now
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Aug 21, 2022 22:35
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I've apparently been walking around and driving with coma-level blood sugar levels, which I just found out, and when I told the nurse that called me about it that I am starting a new job that is more physically demanding tomorrow, she said to carry some nuts and seeds on me, since I probably have type 1 diabetes. The company insurance doesn't start for two months. I might be getting an autopsy later.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I've apparently been walking around and driving with coma-level blood sugar levels, which I just found out, and when I told the nurse that called me about it that I am starting a new job that is more physically demanding tomorrow, she said to carry some nuts and seeds on me, since I probably have type 1 diabetes. The company insurance doesn't start for two months. I might be getting an autopsy later. Are you sure you weren't getting advice from a squirrel?
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What is it like to be dead? Are you in pain?
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Aug 22, 2022 01:55
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im getting an autopsy right now
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Aug 22, 2022 02:37
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my aunt used to watch this show at our house 
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Aug 22, 2022 03:15
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I certify that this thread is a Spooky Zone Careful folks it's not Halloween yet 
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Aug 22, 2022 03:19
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I’ve been told that when you’re dead, your butthole and bladder relax. Have you pissed and poo poo yourself yet, OP?
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Aug 22, 2022 03:30
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I heard that dying is the #1 cause of death
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Aug 22, 2022 03:31
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Confusedslight posted:What is it like to be dead? Are you in pain? being dead is very painful. imagine hitting your funny bone and stubbing your toe at the same time. yes, its that bad.
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I’m dead inside 
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