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I feel like it’s polite and appropriate to say “thank you!” to a partner after sex.
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Aug 21, 2022 23:39
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No, I say "Take your $50 and get out."
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Aug 21, 2022 23:40
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Haha. More like "you're welcome!"
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Aug 21, 2022 23:41
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If you do it right then both you and your partner will feel satisfied enough that you'll go right to sleep afterwards.
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Aug 21, 2022 23:42
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i usually go for a bruce lee quote right after
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Aug 21, 2022 23:44
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No, your mom doesn't like that
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Aug 21, 2022 23:50
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I usually pop on an episode of golden girls and the theme song covers the thank you part. My octogenarian lovers also generally appreciate the show.
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Aug 21, 2022 23:53
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I would but the mortuary staff generally want me to leave immediately
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Aug 21, 2022 23:57
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They should be thanking me op
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Aug 21, 2022 23:59
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I'm too busy crying.
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Aug 22, 2022 00:00
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why mince words op? I just look them straight in the eye and give them a nod and a firm handshake
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Aug 22, 2022 00:06
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HIGH FIVE!!! 
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Aug 22, 2022 00:06
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After? Too late. Do it right at orgasm or its going to feel forced.
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Aug 22, 2022 00:07
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Of course. You're not the only person your mum taught the importance of good manners too.
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Aug 22, 2022 00:10
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“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”
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Aug 22, 2022 00:10
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Pennywise the Frown posted:No, I say "Take your $50 and get out." How often do you give refunds
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Aug 22, 2022 00:10
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I just say, "Are you already getting off?" Followed by a quick "next!" at the Eagle.
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Aug 22, 2022 00:11
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No, it’s usually more of a “uh… sorry… I swear that’s never happened before… can I… uh… call you again? … No… yea, no… I get it… again, sorry…” as I’m putting my clothes on
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Aug 22, 2022 00:12
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TengenNewsEditor posted:How often do you give refunds 
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Aug 22, 2022 00:16
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I say thank you after they sign the NDA.
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Aug 22, 2022 00:19
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No, I say "boomshakalaka" after climaxing but that's before I say "it's dangerous to go alone, take this," poo poo on the floor and leave, nude.
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Aug 22, 2022 00:29
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after sex im usually screaming in pain thanks to tertiary syphillis.
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Aug 22, 2022 00:31
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what's sex?
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Aug 22, 2022 00:32
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Chief McHeath posted:No, I say "boomshakalaka" after climaxing but that's before I say "it's dangerous to go alone, take this," poo poo on the floor and leave, nude. Sweet sassy molassey!
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Aug 22, 2022 00:32
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Chief McHeath posted:No, I say "boomshakalaka" after climaxing but that's before I say "it's dangerous to go alone, take this," poo poo on the floor and leave, nude.
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Aug 22, 2022 00:44
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"I'll go get you a towel."
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Aug 22, 2022 00:47
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I propose marriage op
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Aug 22, 2022 00:57
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OP's dad sure is getting fatter
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Aug 22, 2022 00:58
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i usually hit it deep, so deep, so deep it put her rear end to sleep
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Aug 22, 2022 00:59
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proper etiquette is to send a thank you card within 1-3 business days after
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Aug 22, 2022 01:02
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"Thank you for your service" If your sexual partner is or was in the military
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Aug 22, 2022 01:03
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I don’t have sex, OP. Thanks for reading.
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Aug 22, 2022 01:03
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sex is when the genitals get stimulated? humans have all sorts of genital flaps -- labia, scrotums, frenulums, clitorises, you name it, we got it.
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Aug 22, 2022 01:10
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I honk the tiddies op
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Aug 22, 2022 01:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eowy8_Gzkw0
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Aug 22, 2022 01:30
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When am I supposed to be ashamed, op?
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Aug 22, 2022 01:41
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only if she swallows op
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Aug 22, 2022 01:47
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I say "you're welcome" because I ensure my partner has at least 1 orgasm usually more, whereas as a dude I am generally limited to one. Then, later, I sympathize with them because after a loving that prodigious, they have to drag their exhausted, sweaty self on their quivering legs over to the bathroom to pee. They'd much rather stay in the bed and rest their head on my shoulder while we bask in the warm after sex glow but you gotta prevent uti's. Btw I nap without shame after sex. I had one, you had at least one, now I get to feel the creeping warm sensation tingle through my body as I drift away, safe and secure in my lovers bed. Briefly falling asleep after sex feels loving awesome. It only gets a bad rap from selfish men using it as an excuse not to please their partners because they came too early.
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Aug 22, 2022 01:49
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Uncle Enzo posted:I say "you're welcome" because I ensure my partner has at least 1 orgasm usually more, whereas as a dude I am generally limited to one. can you not
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Aug 22, 2022 01:52
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I have to leave right away on account of their husbands coming home op
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