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Well that just happened! Lmao
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I like to use "namaste", it really classes it up
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Aug 22, 2022 01:59
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https://youtu.be/dyvae3C7-Bc
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Aug 22, 2022 02:03
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"God bless Bluey."
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Aug 22, 2022 02:07
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Uncle Enzo posted:I say "you're welcome" because I ensure my partner has at least 1 orgasm usually more, whereas as a dude I am generally limited to one. 
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Aug 22, 2022 02:14
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That depends....
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Aug 22, 2022 02:19
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No op I'm a Dom with a capital D so my subs with lowercase s's say thank you to me
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Aug 22, 2022 03:03
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Are you in the lifestyle op?
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Aug 22, 2022 03:03
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Depends on the power dynamic OP.
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Aug 22, 2022 03:04
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Smugworth posted:No op I'm a
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Aug 22, 2022 03:05
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Why would I talk to my hand? That just seems odd.
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Aug 22, 2022 03:14
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since having sex, I haven't said anything at all
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Aug 22, 2022 03:30
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I have never once
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Aug 22, 2022 03:32
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I say “no, thank you” when propositioned op.
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Aug 22, 2022 04:31
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After Smugworth has sex he stares at a blank wall and acts catatonic until his partner asks him if he's okay and then he turns towards them and says in a dull monotone "Now your flesh will be my canvas and your blood will be my paint." He's not actually going to hurt them though he just wants them to run so he doesn't have to pay.
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Aug 22, 2022 04:33
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"A little better than last time but you've really got a long way to go still"
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Aug 22, 2022 04:37
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I stand up and clap for my wife and her boyfriend.
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Aug 22, 2022 05:28
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i say nothing and immediately rush to my computer to add a row to my sex_log.xlsx file. i can't get distracted by conversation, i need to fill in all the columns while everything is still fresh in my mind.
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Aug 22, 2022 05:30
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Bad Purchase posted:i say nothing and immediately rush to my computer to add a row to my sex_log.xlsx file. i can't get distracted by conversation, i need to fill in all the columns while everything is still fresh in my mind. lol
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Aug 22, 2022 05:44
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Bad Purchase posted:i say nothing and immediately rush to my computer to add a row to my sex_log.xlsx file. i can't get distracted by conversation, i need to fill in all the columns while everything is still fresh in my mind. 
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Aug 22, 2022 05:47
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no, but I tip very well
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Aug 22, 2022 05:47
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Bad Purchase posted:i say nothing and immediately rush to my computer to add a row to my sex_log.xlsx file. i can't get distracted by conversation, i need to fill in all the columns while everything is still fresh in my mind. 
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Aug 22, 2022 05:48
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What I would like to know is how often one should say “outstanding” during sex.
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Aug 22, 2022 05:54
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I just start crying uncontrollably.
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Aug 22, 2022 06:08
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why would i thank him he's already dead and besides monkeys cant understand english anyways
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Aug 22, 2022 07:21
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Thank you means like it was bad sex but thanks for trying 
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Aug 22, 2022 07:25
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When I bang a waitress I like to yell "order up!" right before I cum
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Aug 22, 2022 07:26
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Sanctum posted:Thank you means like it was bad sex but thanks for trying you just have to say it with the right tone. i always say it exactly like beadle when i really mean it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl_3hRE1ifs if you don't hear me saying thank you in that exact tone, i'm probably saying it sarcastically.
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you should try to vocalize like beadle during the sex as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNZ4lNW72Bw
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I usually start crying and then screaming at my reflection in the mirror, furiously smashing my fist against it until the shards shred my hand. Then I turn, tears streaming down my face, and ask, "was it good for you too?"
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Aug 22, 2022 07:33
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why would i thank myself op
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Aug 22, 2022 08:14
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If you're capable of coherent speech immediately after sex then you're doing it wrong.
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Aug 22, 2022 08:36
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What do you take me for OP? An ingrate?
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Aug 22, 2022 09:08
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I believe it is customary to tip OP's mom.
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Aug 22, 2022 11:41
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I say thank you and always give a big tip Got one of those weird mushroom dicks with a skinny shaft and big at the top But that's irrelevant to the fact that i give my sexual partner 20% more money than they officially asked for, as well as apologize profusely for everything
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Aug 22, 2022 12:35
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No but I have thought about giving them a tip. Something like "Bangs would make your forehead look not as big" or "You shoukld smile more".
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Aug 22, 2022 12:40
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I slip em one of those Jesus cards that looks like a $20 bill. Just a little joke that puts a smile on everyone’s face.
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Aug 22, 2022 13:04
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Just as I'm about to bust I say "do you like eclairs?" then when they answer I say "Well, here's a cream filling for ya!" No but seriously, I tell my girlfriend I love her, and she says she loves me too, it's pretty awesome 
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Aug 22, 2022 13:33
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Lol “thank you”, no, I say “next”. 
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Aug 22, 2022 13:40
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I was not born in a barn op, and that's what matters
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