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I say no thank you, saving myself for Jesus
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I usually have to say something like “What? I thought I told you I don’t like the feeling of condoms on my dick! You must not have been listening!”
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Aug 22, 2022 15:43
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If I'm loving my wife, I don't say thank you. If I'm loving someone else's wife I do. If I'm loving an unmarried woman or a dude I flip a coin before we start. Very simple system.
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Aug 22, 2022 17:01
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First time we hosed for real, my ex high fived me 
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Aug 22, 2022 17:07
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I shout “do a barrel roll!” and then flip both of us off the bed.
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Aug 22, 2022 17:50
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The operator usually can't hear me when I'm strapped face-first into the apparatus, but I will give a thumbs up
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Aug 22, 2022 22:08
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My hand has no ears so I find it unnecessary.
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Aug 22, 2022 22:25
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Gavle Goat posted:My hand has no ears so I find it unnecessary. I just give mine a little smooch
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Aug 22, 2022 23:26
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I'm too busy crying. Android Lust posted:I just start crying uncontrollably. syntaxfunction posted:I usually start crying and then screaming at my reflection in the mirror, furiously smashing my fist against it until the shards shred my hand. something like this. with more imaginary lightsabers.
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Aug 23, 2022 00:28
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I don’t say anything because I’ve collapsed out of exhaustion from the 4 minutes of physical activity like Jerome on the treadmill in gattaca. drat I should watch gattaca again
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Aug 23, 2022 01:16
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I ain't here for your enjoyment you stupid gently caress
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Aug 23, 2022 01:45
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I get up and wash the slime off my ovipositor in the sink, my partner won't split open for 3 weeks but I leave a note and some jello in the fridge for the kids
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Aug 23, 2022 01:47
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i like to havw sex 
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Aug 23, 2022 02:15
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flubber nuts posted:i like to havw sex Pervert
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Aug 23, 2022 02:22
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flubber nuts posted:i like to havw sex what tha gently caress
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Aug 23, 2022 02:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H8e_k5sQFg
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Aug 23, 2022 02:33
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"flip over, weirdo"
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Aug 23, 2022 02:35
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I don't get paid to talk
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Aug 23, 2022 23:01
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Bad Purchase posted:i usually go for a bruce lee quote right after Do you do a super corny Chinese accent as well? Because that would own.
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Aug 23, 2022 23:10
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Its more like a moaning noise, the loudness depends on how good the intercourse was for me.
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Aug 23, 2022 23:24
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https://youtu.be/0T_NR2KY8uI
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Aug 23, 2022 23:29
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I have some little gift bags made up sitting in my closet. They've got mini bottles of mouthwash and shampoo, two wet wipes, contact details for Planned Parenthood, an exfoliating sponge and some eye wash.
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Aug 24, 2022 00:29
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Ratios and Tendency posted:I have some little gift bags made up sitting in my closet. They've got mini bottles of mouthwash and shampoo, two wet wipes, contact details for Planned Parenthood, an exfoliating sponge and some eye wash. No conditioner? You fool! You drat fool!
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Aug 24, 2022 00:40
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My GF says thank you after sex. This is the first relationship I have been in where somebody did that.
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Aug 25, 2022 06:44
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TOUCHDOWN, HIT IT MARINES!
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Aug 25, 2022 06:52
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I have a DMC style combo meter going off while I have sex, so I start out by shouting “DULL” then by the end I’m screaming “SMOKING SICK STYLE”
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Aug 31, 2022 13:46
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I try to end all my encounters with one good thing and one thing I think could be improved
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Aug 31, 2022 13:49
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if he was good at it, absolutely
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Aug 31, 2022 13:52
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:My GF says thank you after sex. This is the first relationship I have been in where somebody did that. She's hoping for a bigger tip 
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Aug 31, 2022 14:46
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I give them a grade and feedback and tell them I expect better next time, even if it was actually really good. Then I ask them where they’re taking me for breakfast.
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Aug 31, 2022 15:00
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The Bloop posted:She's hoping for a bigger tip I can pencil her in for 6:30
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Aug 31, 2022 15:17
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No, I'm very selfish
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Aug 31, 2022 15:47
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i sing the halo theme
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Aug 31, 2022 15:51
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I do say 'thank you', but in that slightly forceful way that means they can keep the change.
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Aug 31, 2022 15:55
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i sing the halo theme Same but final fantasy victory theme
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Aug 31, 2022 16:16
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f1 after-podium music is a nice touch
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Aug 31, 2022 16:17
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:f1 after-podium music is a nice touch "it's lights out and away we go (to sleep)"
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Aug 31, 2022 16:18
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:"it's lights out and away we go (to sleep)" lol
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Aug 31, 2022 16:19
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I insist to them that my name is Kunta Kinte
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Aug 31, 2022 16:20
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killin the pussy for 3/4s of the session and then i channel my inner ferrari and switch up the rhythm randomly and cum early. my gf is disappointed like she has been for years but mostly disappointed in herself for believing this year would be different
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