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Neophyte posted:never buy a boat you can't lift over your head a boat is a hole in the water you pour your money into but seriously my kayak is one of the best purchases of my life, had it since 2008
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Aug 24, 2022 17:59
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I'm pumping the bilges!
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Aug 24, 2022 18:08
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i'm setting sail for love
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Aug 24, 2022 18:10
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If there are inflatable boats why no inflatable submarines?!?
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Aug 24, 2022 18:15
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I wish I had a boat. And somewhere to keep the boat when it is land time. And a nice lady or man to look after the boat stuff I don't understand. And some boat shoes.
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Aug 24, 2022 18:49
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Even a pathetic peasant like you or I can own a virtual boat.
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Aug 24, 2022 19:24
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The metaverse is not a sea for me.
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Aug 24, 2022 19:49
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I'm flogging the one eyed bosun
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Aug 24, 2022 19:50
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I’m the little man in the boat
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Aug 24, 2022 19:53
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Why settle for an earthly vessel when you can sail amongst the stars 
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Aug 24, 2022 19:55
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Star citizen can also gently caress off.
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Aug 24, 2022 19:55
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If we were meant to be in water the LORD would have given us gills and fins
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Aug 24, 2022 19:57
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If we were meant to be in water the LORD would have given us gills and fins but he gave us wood and iron
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Aug 24, 2022 19:59
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With this attitude you'll never be a proud owner of a boat
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Aug 24, 2022 20:00
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Colonel Cancer posted:If there are inflatable boats why no inflatable submarines?!? a deflated inflatable boat is a submarine if you're in it Luvcow posted:a boat is a hole in the water you pour your money into that's right! remember this handy rhyme: if that boat you can clean and jerk in your life the costs will work but if you cannot lift it high then that boat should be insured to the max and then mysteriously burn down while you have an iron-clad alibi
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Aug 24, 2022 20:00
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If we were meant to be in water the LORD would have given us gills and fins But I would be on the boat, not in the water.
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Aug 24, 2022 20:04
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We're all in the water if you think about it 
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Aug 24, 2022 20:05
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Colonel Cancer posted:We're all in the water if you think about it i'm thinking about it but i'm not in the aTer. i am submersed in a fluid, howverer
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Aug 24, 2022 20:07
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That water is in the pipes.
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Aug 24, 2022 20:08
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please remember to always were a life vest and never have your back to the water
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Aug 24, 2022 20:08
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Don't make any sudden moves or it might get spooked.
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Aug 24, 2022 20:09
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btw i WILL NOT be coerced into using my imagination to think about water, boats, etc. in any way and certaintyl not boats in water or vice versa
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Aug 24, 2022 20:10
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You better start believing in water you're 60% it
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Aug 24, 2022 20:18
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Soup is mostly water but I wouldn't put a boat in it. Waste of good soup.
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Aug 24, 2022 20:25
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If people are mostly water, we can sail on people. Mostly.
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Aug 24, 2022 20:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:If people are mostly water, we can sail on people. Mostly. now we're getting somewhere realistic
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Aug 24, 2022 20:31
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Colonel Cancer posted:If people are mostly water, we can sail on people. Mostly. i got something you can get on and sail
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Aug 24, 2022 20:34
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Baby you can sail my boat
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Aug 24, 2022 20:43
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You can surf on people, but I dunno about sailing.
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Aug 24, 2022 21:16
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Something that’s cool about boats is that you can just do whatever on them, like read or just relax with a tasty snack and a refreshing beverage. You’re only limited by your imagination. You might even say you can do whatever “floats your boat!”
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Aug 25, 2022 01:11
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If you live in the city and own a boat you're a psychopath
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Aug 25, 2022 01:14
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Something that’s cool about boats is that you can just do whatever on them, like read or just relax with a tasty snack and a refreshing beverage. You’re only limited by your imagination. You might even say you can do whatever “floats your boat!” see my previous comments regarding imagining subhects like boats, water, etc.
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Aug 25, 2022 01:17
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Another good thing about boats is that if you’re having an argument with someone you can go for a nice boat ride alone together out to deep waters to clear the air. No one’s gonna hear a splash all the way out there and the ocean knows how to keep its loving mouth shut unlike that WHORE
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Aug 25, 2022 01:18
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Who What Now posted:If you live in the city and own a boat you're a psychopath What if it’s a houseboat in a city with a housing shortage
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Aug 25, 2022 01:42
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Jet skis should have been called boatercycles 
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Aug 25, 2022 02:43
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Only boat I respect:
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Cool thread op. Ahem It’s “i left my woman at port” to remember port from starboard thankyouverymuch
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I stay on terra firma. mankind was not meant to challenge the gods.
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