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You loving suck at driving. Updated Weekly Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Aug 24, 2022 |
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Aug 24, 2022 03:42
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You can only be the best driver if you run every other driver off the road and crush their skulls with your wheels.
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Aug 24, 2022 03:44
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Colonel Cancer posted:You can only be the best driver if you run every other driver off the road and crush their skulls with your wheels. What the gently caress do you think this thread is about?
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Aug 24, 2022 03:45
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Get off the road, dillweed.
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Aug 24, 2022 03:45
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Aug 24, 2022 03:47
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I'm driving really slowly and I've turned down the radio because I'm lost and looking for my turn
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Aug 24, 2022 03:48
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 guy in yellow is the OP
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Aug 24, 2022 03:49
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lol if u dont have a large and fast V8 or electric car i mean lmao
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Aug 24, 2022 03:49
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Pfft. I time travel like drat superman by driving around the world so fast that poo poo done turn backwards making time move backwards because that is how good of a driver I am.
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Aug 24, 2022 03:49
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Get outta the passing lane, jerkoff!
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Aug 24, 2022 03:49
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Driven into the arms of another
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Aug 24, 2022 03:49
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getting onto the highway from that boulevard east underpass thing
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Aug 24, 2022 03:50
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The Bloop posted:I'm driving really slowly and I've turned down the radio because I'm lost and looking for my turn JESUS GRAMPA HAVE A drat HEART ATTACK ALREADY AND DIE SO I CAN GET TO MACDONALDS BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING MACMUFFINS
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Aug 24, 2022 03:50
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Driven into the arms of another Please come back.
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Aug 24, 2022 03:50
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drive
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Aug 24, 2022 03:51
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Literally A Person posted:Pfft. I time travel like drat superman by driving around the world so fast that poo poo done turn backwards making time move backwards because that is how good of a driver I am. That’s not how it works sweetie. 
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Aug 24, 2022 03:51
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Driven into the arms of another tempted by the boobs of ur mother tempted cuz her boobs are uncovered whats been going on
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Aug 24, 2022 03:52
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That’s not how it works sweetie. WHY DO YOU DO THIS IN FRONT OF OUR GUESTS
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Aug 24, 2022 03:52
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Bad Purchase posted:drive Duh.
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Aug 24, 2022 03:53
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Aug 24, 2022 03:53
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Yes, of course you are. *Puts headphones in, sets tip to 0%*
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Aug 24, 2022 03:53
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Smugworth posted:Yes, of course you are. Thinking to myself: if this motherfucker doesn't tell me I'm a good driver I might flip out. FLIP THE gently caress OUT.
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Aug 24, 2022 03:54
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Literally A Person posted:WHY DO YOU DO THIS IN FRONT OF OUR GUESTS You know why? Because SOMEBODY took the VANITY license plate 12PP  before I COULD! I told you my intentions in confidence and you are just soooo smug with those armor-alled up plates. Why don’t you EAT DINNER OFF THOSE next time fella.  *slams napkin on plate of roast beef*
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Aug 24, 2022 03:58
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You know why? Because SOMEBODY took the VANITY license plate 12PP  you're my favorite poster
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Aug 24, 2022 04:10
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OP needs to be updated every week and isn't afraid to say it with a pop-up
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Aug 24, 2022 04:14
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I drive exactly like goons who don't like me think I drive It's good to know your strengths and weaknesses
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Aug 24, 2022 04:18
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Icochet posted:OP needs to be updated every week and isn't afraid to say it with a pop-up 
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Aug 24, 2022 04:18
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spinz do you have big eyelashes on ur car's headlights
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Aug 24, 2022 04:18
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kntfkr posted:spinz do you have big eyelashes on ur car's headlights No But I think it's cute
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Aug 24, 2022 04:19
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Spinz posted:I drive exactly like goons who don't like me think I drive I drive LIKE I'M TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE!! TRY OT SOME TIME, LADY!!!!
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Aug 24, 2022 04:20
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*rolls up next to OP* *puts it in neutral* VROOM VROOM
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Aug 24, 2022 04:20
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Aug 24, 2022 04:20
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pictured, op:
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Aug 24, 2022 04:21
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Devils Affricate posted:*rolls up next to OP* *slams gas through red light just to show you how loving serious I am about DRIVING YOU SON-OF-A BITCH*
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Aug 24, 2022 04:21
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Literally A Person posted:I drive LIKE I'M TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE!! TRY OT SOME TIME, LADY!!!! IM IN THE FAR RIGHT LANE ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU MF S USE THE SCARY CRUISE CONTROL THING
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Aug 24, 2022 04:21
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Literally A Person posted:*slams gas through red light just to show you how loving serious I am about DRIVING YOU SON-OF-A BITCH* YO I JUST WANTED TO SUCK YOUR oh well there he goes
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Aug 24, 2022 04:23
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Look man you can ride my rear end all you want but this is the HOV lane not the passing lane. I'm sitting at 67 with cruise control on.
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Aug 24, 2022 04:23
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Aug 24, 2022 04:24
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Literally A Person posted:
Pssshhhhh I bet you don’t even know Phil or Peter or why 1 and 2 are my magic numbers. 
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Aug 24, 2022 04:30
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