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Nice penis, Anus.
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*tails LAP, sees him drive aggressively and recklessly* *watches him park diagonally in a handicapped spot* *inspects his car* ah, as I suspected, washington plates
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Aug 24, 2022 06:25
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The Voice of Labor posted:*tails LAP, sees him drive aggressively and recklessly* WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SO ANGRY!!??
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Aug 24, 2022 06:39
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I wanna get that sweet BMW that Urkle had loving sweet
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Aug 24, 2022 06:47
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I could drive my train just as cool as you drive your car, OP, if only the government made more dang tracks, not a threat just a warning
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Aug 24, 2022 06:58
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The fastest I've driven while on acid was about 125. The fastest I've driven while not on acid was a bit over 140. Checkmate. 
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Aug 24, 2022 07:12
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Literally A Person posted:Nice penis, Anus. show us the op, coward
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Aug 24, 2022 07:17
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Excuse me while I hop in my construction truck and go 25 on the interstate
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Aug 24, 2022 07:27
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Twenty is plenty op
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Aug 24, 2022 13:35
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If I so much as see someone driving under 45 I personally attack them. I kicked an old lady. I spit on a school bus driver. I BROKE THE TRACTOR.
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Aug 24, 2022 15:00
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please explain your superiority to The Transporter Baby Driver Adam Driver
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Aug 24, 2022 16:32
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Hello Sailor posted:please explain your superiority to 1. I'm not British 2. I'm an adult and therefore better equipped for the driving experience 3. I have a cooler first name that also starts "Ad"
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Aug 24, 2022 16:50
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adolph
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Aug 24, 2022 16:50
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i drive my bike more than my car its nice and also fun and heahtly 
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Aug 24, 2022 16:57
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Highway traffic is just a moving slalom course.
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Aug 24, 2022 17:00
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Wrong thread Op please just follow the route the app says to take Smugworth fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Aug 24, 2022 |
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Aug 24, 2022 17:08
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I'm teaching my ex-wife to drive so I can loving stay home for once instead of being her free Uber It's a fine line between teaching her enough to pass her test, but also ingrain enough bad habits that she gets as many tickets as possible 'cause gently caress THAT BITCH
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Aug 24, 2022 17:50
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Bad Purchase posted:adolph Don't doxx me, Derek.
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Aug 24, 2022 18:47
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this is a topic that is of course only settleable on the race track/special stages, so i await the posting of your in car video and also lap/stage times
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Aug 24, 2022 19:07
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nonsense, an nba champion isn't decided based on one game but rather a long season. the best driver can be determined only in retrospect looking back on an entire like of excellent driving
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Aug 24, 2022 19:14
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*Me, passing by on a train while briefly looking up from my laptop at the carnage*: Heh, nice day for a drive. If you're a CLOWN. Driving around the CIRCUS!
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Aug 24, 2022 20:04
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DrSunshine posted:*Me, passing by on a train while briefly looking up from my laptop at the carnage*: Heh, nice day for a drive. If you're a CLOWN. Driving around the CIRCUS! *Me, a clown in my tiny car trying to get to the circus on time so I won't get fired* YOU loving CLOWNS!!!!
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Aug 24, 2022 20:15
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DrSunshine posted:*Me, passing by on a train while briefly looking up from my laptop at the carnage*: Heh, nice day for a drive. If you're a CLOWN. Driving around the CIRCUS! If you know a better way for a clown to get to the circus, i'd like to hear it 
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Aug 24, 2022 20:18
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A comically painted cannon aimed directly at the circus tent?
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Aug 24, 2022 20:19
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I don't say I'm a better driver high, that would be stupid. I am however still better than 99% of you loving idiots.
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Colonel Cancer posted:A comically painted cannon aimed directly at the circus tent? .....gently caress
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Being stuck in traffic is quality JO time
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also all I want to do on the highway is set my cruise at 10 over the posted speed limit and chill but there's always that rear end in a top hat that gets in front of you and keeps zoning out and slowing down, but will refuse to let you pass them if they notice you trying. I've developed a very low tolerance for this and I will shift all the way down to third to rocket past them if I have to, just let me cruise & chill dammit
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Aug 24, 2022 21:17
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Spinz posted:IM IN THE FAR RIGHT LANE cruise control rulez
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Aug 24, 2022 21:19
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my car doesn't have cruise control and it's hard to maintain a constant speed, sorry revins 
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Aug 24, 2022 21:21
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Just put a brick on the pedal, cruise control!
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Aug 24, 2022 21:22
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just put a brick on the pedal, cruise control! 
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Aug 24, 2022 21:23
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if you exclusively back in to park ur car then please delete ur post thx
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Aug 24, 2022 21:24
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Can also chuck it at annoying drivers, truly a miracle car mod, a humble brick
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Aug 24, 2022 21:25
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ElectricSheep posted:if you exclusively back in to park ur car then please delete ur post thx is this implying reverse parking is bad? it's how drivers are taught to park in my country. it's safer to exit the spot, especially in modern vehicles with large pillars
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Aug 24, 2022 21:29
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back it in peel it out 
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Aug 24, 2022 21:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just put a brick on the pedal, cruise control! i don't think an ordinary brick would generate enough force to depress the pedal lol
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Chinatown posted:back it in yup.
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