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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's Week 3 of the Preseason? What does that mean? What does any of this mean? Preseason used to have a set rhythm to it where you'd see starters go in for like a series or two in the first game, then a quarter in game 2. Then a full half in game three. Now it's a free-for-all and none of it makes any sense. Who's playing? Who are any of these people? Why is Isaiah Likely going to be the new hotness? Why is Gardner Minshew denied a starting spot time and again when he rules? Why? WHY?

Thursday 8/25
Packers @ Chiefs 8:00
49ers @ Texans 8:15

Friday
Bills @ Panthers 7:00
Seahawks @ Cowboys 8:00
Chargers @ Saints 8:00
Pats @ Raiders 8:15

Saturday
Jaguars @ Falcons 3:00
Rams @ Bengals 6:00
Commodes @ Ravens 7:00
Eagles @ Dolphins 7:00
Cards @ Titans 7:00
Bears @ Browns 7:00
Buccs @ Colts 7:30
Vikings @ Broncos 9:00

Sunday
NY Team @ NY Team 1:00
Lions @ Steelers 4:30


And as always, gently caress the Cowboys.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Amazon's set is really blue, which I guess fits the Prime Video branding?

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Aug 26, 2022

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Packer players to watch tonight:
  • Love (natch)
  • Skill: Patrick Taylor, Tyler Goodson, Romeo DOUBS
  • Line: Caleb Jones, Devonte Wyatt
  • Secondary: Micah Abernathy

Love looked good last week after a poor first game. Hoping to see more progress again tonight.

Taylor and Goodson are competing against each other to be the 3rd RB. Doubs has had a fantastic camp/preseason to the point I'm a little surprised he's playing tonight given Rodgers seems to already think of him as more than a rookie.

Caleb Jones is like 6'9" and 350 pounds. He utterly pancaked a dude last week, it was a great clip. Devonte Wyatt has had a quiet camp but should get a bunch of play time tonight without any concern since he's pretty far down the depth chart right now.

Abernathy stepped up big time last week after all the other backup safeties got injured or cut. Should have a bunch of ST play as well.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Is C Watson playing?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Abugadu posted:

Is C Watson playing?

I think so, yeah.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

for those who aren't paying for amazon, twitch is showing the niners-texans game

https://www.twitch.tv/PrimeVideo

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

And as always, gently caress the Cowboys.

:hai:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Fitzpatrick and Richard Sherman seem like a fun pair to talk about stuff

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm gonna watch She-Hulk before watching any football to ight

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Unusual huddle setup for the Chiefs there

Oh is it a tribute?

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

Unusual huddle setup for the Chiefs there

Oh is it a tribute?

Tribute to Len Dawson

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Lot of Len Dawson talk and little highlights for obvious reasons before the Chiefs game and it strikes me that those old timey face masks for some positions didn't protect anything but made it really easy for some DL guy to grab them and throw you to the ground.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Matt Bushman looks like he could be Sam Darnold's older brother.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Come on... we hired Bisaccia to fix this poo poo.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Not the type of pocket presence I'd like to see from Love. Can't tell if that's on the Chiefs line or the Packers line for the pressure getting to him.

I don't think I saw Watson on that series? I just read he's sitting out tonight, drat.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The only positive about the NFL being on Prime Video is that I can watch the game on my laptop while watching wrestling on my TV.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Good penetration on that play from Wyatt, too bad he couldn't get to the ball.

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.
Lol I forgot how long Davis Mills' neck is.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Don't care about the flag because who does, but I would have liked to see Skyy come up with that catch. I don't think he saw it until too late maybe.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Dameon Pierce is a STUD.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Holy poo poo Chad Henne is still in the league?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Packers look like poo poo, hope it's just the preseason sillies

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


surf rock posted:

Packers look like poo poo, hope it's just the preseason sillies

Chiefs were playing their starters against the Packers backups. I wouldn't worry about it, just watch for who actually performs well against the starters.

Walker is FAAAAST.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Texans going 17-0 this year GUARANTEED

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Chiefs were playing their starters against the Packers backups. I wouldn't worry about it, just watch for who actually performs well against the starters.

Well on defense for the first couple of series, offense is a mix of mostly (not all I think?) starting line and just some guys other than that. Which is probably why the running game looked good.

Special teams is its own thing though and the Pack has looked awful there.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Trey Lance... does not look ready.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


God drat that was a zippy run from Goodson. He really wants that roster spot!

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
A third-down draw play... worked???????

Preseason sure is crazy

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

I try to put as little stock as possible into preason but it doesn't seem like Joshua Williams is doing himself any favors tonight.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Whew that safety read that just a bit wrong.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Shootout!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m not sure why Steve Smith is a ball boy at this Packers-Chiefs game, but I’m okay with this

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Fantastic haul by Toure there. I like him a lot, I'm not sure what the team will do with him -- I don't think he makes the roster but I also wouldn't be surprised if another team picked him up on waivers.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


fartknocker posted:

I’m not sure why Steve Smith is a ball boy at this Packers-Chiefs game, but I’m okay with this

Ball specialist.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

LiquidFriend posted:

I try to put as little stock as possible into preason but it doesn't seem like Joshua Williams is doing himself any favors tonight.

He's not getting beaten badly for the most part but he's being beaten consistently.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Love looks a lot better tonight than he did last year against this same Chiefs team. Granted, he's playing against their backups, but it's still progress.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

He's not getting beaten badly for the most part but he's being beaten consistently.

It's ok to give up a pass or 2 but the face mask with the dropped easy INT was not a good series for someone that was a fringe starter.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


These throws have zip!

It's Toure again, hopefully Jordan can get him a TD.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





"The taco was left uncovered on the end of the line."

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Don't hurt our USFL kicker you fuckers :smith:

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