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that's my usual order at denny's
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Aug 26, 2022 17:57
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Well get out of there OP.
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Aug 26, 2022 18:01
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OP sits down at a public toilet for over twenty minutes meticulously plucking pubic hairs with tweezers and analyzes each hair like an African diamond and puts the hairs in OP's own swollen mouth and licks the hairs until OP's groin is pocked with bloody drops from the hairs ripped out violently at the roots
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Aug 26, 2022 18:05
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This is one of my favorite King Crimson songs
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Aug 26, 2022 18:06
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Are they growing under there, or loose ones getting stuck
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Aug 26, 2022 18:08
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Long hair in your rear end in a top hat
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Aug 26, 2022 18:14
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Aug 26, 2022 18:19
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my parents paid a guy to take my foreskin so i'll never know this experience
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Aug 26, 2022 18:20
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Bad Purchase posted:my parents paid a guy to take my foreskin so i'll never know this experience If you find the guy he has to give it back to you. Little known legal loophole. Go become your true self.
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Aug 26, 2022 18:22
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Don't have a foreskin but this pube thing sounds like fun, congrats.
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Aug 26, 2022 18:37
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Flinger posted:Long hair in your rear end in a top hat this does happen
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Aug 26, 2022 18:40
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I shave my pubes off, and my parents had the foresight to mutilate my dick as a baby to avoid this particular issue completely. Sounds like you got the short end of the shitstick, sorry.
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Aug 26, 2022 18:41
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i don't have fore skin op so I can't relateFlinger posted:Long hair in your rear end in a top hat its so annoying when a sticky piece of poo poo clings to the rear end hair
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Aug 26, 2022 18:47
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forget your old fore skin, aft skin is in for spring 2023
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Aug 26, 2022 18:49
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It's more likely than you think
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Aug 26, 2022 18:56
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It's lint and or morgellons. Stay away from 5g and stop sticking dick into cotton?
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Aug 26, 2022 19:08
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Bad Purchase posted:that's my usual order at denny's Laughed at this gross joke
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Aug 26, 2022 19:08
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Serious/effortpost: Pubes under your foreskin hunh, OP. I presume it's pubes in the usual place which are growing very wild, so long the tips get caught under your foreskin. A friend of mine has this problem. (If instead you have hairs growing under your foreskin, then laser depilation under local anesthetic may be very beneficial.) What you wanna do is cut those babies back. If you don't have a very trusted friend to shave your pubic patch, you can buy purpose-made narrow electric shavers. Rechargeable because you don't want to trip over a power cord while shaving your patch. Sold separately as men's and women's units (I forget what they're called generally), but the gendered difference is probably pure branding bullshit.I guess you could get the "women's" if you prefer pink or something. Or just hack away with some small scissors, being careful not to stab your dick and balls, of course. Don't shave your pubic patch completely, leave the base quarter inch or so of the hairs, or the area would get very, very itchy afterwards for longer than you'd like. And ffs don't use Nair or similar, if any got in your dickhole or dripped down your taint and into your rear end in a top hat, your screams would be heard even here in Australia. Someone else will probably post that scan of the article about a guy who Nair'd his rear end and/or balls, I forget exactly what areas "down under" he Nair'd, but he wished he hadn't afterwards. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Aug 26, 2022 |
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Aug 26, 2022 19:27
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when i was like 12 i thought pubes grew on the shaft lol and i drew a dick and put pubes on the shaft and another kid was like "there arent puebs on the shaft" and i was like "sometimes there are!" and he was like "yeah sometimes i guess" because neither of us knew wtf lol
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Aug 26, 2022 19:39
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sadly there are indeed some pubes on the shaft. for what purpose i cannot say
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Aug 26, 2022 19:43
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If it's not upholstered with fur all the way up can it even be called a shaft
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Aug 26, 2022 19:45
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Foreskin under ur pubes
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Aug 26, 2022 19:50
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I Have Never Had A Shaft Pube
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Aug 26, 2022 19:51
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rip big brother, you were really great but also really terrible but it's nice that dave carnie is still writing
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Aug 26, 2022 19:54
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if you let the pubes live long enough, the forseskin will grow around them, like a tree with a power line passing through the trunk
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Aug 26, 2022 19:54
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the curiously pleasurable experience of gently freeing your pubes from under your foreskin
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Aug 26, 2022 20:24
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That cat is so done with his poo poo
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Aug 27, 2022 02:49
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again???
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Aug 27, 2022 03:57
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Bad Purchase posted:that's my usual order at denny's 
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Aug 27, 2022 04:02
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I grow hair on only three spots of my body: my head, my pubes and my rear end. I've grown accustomed to pulling out hairs from my foreskin but it bugs me washing my rear end and getting hair.
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Aug 27, 2022 04:06
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it's more likely than I think 
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Aug 27, 2022 04:09
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My head hair is so long it goes in my dick and rear end. But i like rock music so what can i do
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Aug 27, 2022 04:13
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I don't even have a foreskin 
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Aug 27, 2022 04:17
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i'm so fat that my enormous fupa has sunk my dick into fat, leaving just the head sticking out, and so the pubes easily get under what is left of my foreskin. berth ell pup!!
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Aug 27, 2022 04:20
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:the curiously pleasurable experience of gently freeing your pubes from under your foreskin  All the joy and none of the finicky annoyance of removing a hair from your tongue.
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Aug 27, 2022 04:20
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one single eyebrow hair thats way longer than the other ones.
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Aug 27, 2022 04:22
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Dave Grohl???
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y.. yeah?
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