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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





shave hole

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




Close. Steve Wozniak

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Flinger posted:

Long hair in your rear end in a top hat

There is no greater feeling than pulling one of those out in the shower.

It’s like being tickled on the inside :allears:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Just did my bimonthly under-the-skin rummage. Zero goddamn pubes!

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Cut(mutilated by an ancient cult) and my pubes go alllll the way up to the meatus

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
pubes under the foreskin has a more concise name OP and it's

lockdocking

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Icochet posted:

Just did my bimonthly under-the-skin rummage. Zero goddamn pubes!

Sorry to hear that. Better luck next time time.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Mozi posted:

sadly there are indeed some pubes on the shaft. for what purpose i cannot say

The pubes on the shaft are critical

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


I don't even own a skin :smug:

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I've hardly ever seen an image of a foreskin and of course never touched one

Edit: I was always worried I'd be presented with one someday and have NO idea how to give head or we

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I have seen a razor clam irl in Washington tho

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Spinz posted:

I've hardly ever seen an image of a foreskin and of course never touched one

Edit: I was always worried I'd be presented with one someday and have NO idea how to give head or we

Well you need a sturdy pair of kitchen tongs to catch the squirmy thing first. After that all sexual interaction with it is kinda like trying to cover a casserole with a too small piece of saran wrap. You stretch and stretch and it's gonna tear and it's not gonna reach all the edges but goddamnit good enough it's not like i'm really gonna eat this later anyway

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Icochet posted:

Well you need a sturdy pair of kitchen tongs to catch the squirmy thing first. After that all sexual interaction with it is kinda like trying to cover a casserole with a too small piece of saran wrap. You stretch and stretch and it's gonna tear and it's not gonna reach all the edges but goddamnit good enough it's not like i'm really gonna eat this later anyway

:discourse:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's like a banana, see? The 'skin comes right off and can be thrown under foot to trip an opponent whilst you quickly run away or ready a combo

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
Plucking put a pube buried in the 'fore is a viscerally uncomfortable yet relieving process.

I get so many foreskin pubes my dink looks like chewbacca in a turtle neck.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
guys trim your pubes it's basic hygiene

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
trimming your pubes is some decadent poo poo rock that full bush

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
ha ha, dicks, amirite fellas?????

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what about them, op

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Mooey Cow posted:

It's more likely than you think



I'm just gonna come in here and promote Rrna Malik's youtube channel. She's legit awesome and has tons of good info.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ec26lgokfQ

Back to your regular poo poo posting.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

suck more dick

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Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO

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