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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ack my pins are going to get rusty! And this rain is going to ruin my leather bondage outfit!

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this leather does not breathe at all, the humidity is killing me, i can feel the pool of ball sweat sloshing in my briefs with every step

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This poo poo sucks!!! gently caress!!!!! I'm going back inside.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And you know? Feeling so miserable is actually the point, it makes me all horned up!

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
God I hate drizzle, it really screws with the zoom on my head-camera.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
This inconvenience brings me mild pleasure.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I wish this weather was more painful

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
it's all ice out there, I can't go out. my surgically grafted high heels have zero traction.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Did you know that metal expands and contracts based on its temperature?

That's why I chose to retire from Hell to the American Southwest.

The days... Oh, the way the metal heats up on the skewers piercing through my ribcage and the sounding rod I wear exposed at all times. When the thermometer reaches 1-0-0, well, I don't understand your Fahrenheit system. The rest of the world and Hell are on metric, so we call it Celsius. 100 in Hell is far, far more pleasurable than a 100 in New Mexico, but the sensation is not without its charm.

But the real pleasures come at sunset, when your body is teased with finally being released from the sun's dry heat, only to be left unexposed and tortured by the chilly night!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
this is really unpleasant... and i love it!!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
My gore-tex jacket isn't gorey enough.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



we have such ice to show you

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



my nipples would be hard from the cold but I cut them off years ago in search of ultimate pleasure

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



your suffering will be legendary, even in hail

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

KRISTY the basement is damp.

Talk a game of buying a dehumidifier.

Clever.

gently caress you Kristy leather molds.

Solve the puzzle.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
"I've been wearing SPF 100, but I have been sweating so much that it slides right off and I keep getting sunburned."

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


we had such sights to show you but can we wait a week and see if its nicer out

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Oh no it’s raining now nobody will want fellatio from my sausage grinder mouth parts.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm very uncomfortable, but also I'm cumming, because that's my thing

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I... I remember...

I was... a weatherman. But I wanted more. I wanted so much more. Was it worth it?

*Has existential crisis and loses powers*

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

There is a secret song at the center of the world and its sound is li-

gently caress it's hot out here.

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO
Ahh, I wish I could exchange these CD's for ones I haven't heard 1000 times already! Also, the moisture in the air is screwing with my CD reading laser.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

my piss is darker than usual

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)
Y'all feel that? I feel that. Barometric pressure dropped. Fucks with my exposed vocal chords every time.

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat
wow it feels like a hellbound FART out here!!!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Man am I glad I paid extra to have all these chains, rings, and hooks weatherproofed and my leather outfit waterproofed!

*stomps around giddily in rain puddles*

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



*chattering intensifies*

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



You opened the box, so I came, but please close the door there's a draft.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

im dehydrated from the heat you see

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
* pops a brolly made from your pleura*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

poo poo gay asf

Fell Mood
Jul 2, 2022

A terrible Fell look!

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

your suffering will be legendary, even in hail

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

No umbrella, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
my cock cage is getting rusty




:unsmigghh:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Hell's not been mowed for 3 weeks. Now that it's hot and muggy, we're all drawing straws to see who gets to do lawncare in this oppressive heat while dressed head to toe in leather.

I hope it's me.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


we have such pleasures to show you

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Ow my exposed wounds

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