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john 3:16 = i know the basics of christianity but if you press me for more info i will probably shrug
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jeremiah 29:11 = i don't know the context for this verse lol
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ezekiel 23:30 = i posted this on /r/atheism
biosterous fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Aug 26, 2022
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revelations 21:8 = i am mad, at everyone, actually
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1 corinthians 13:4-8 = i am currently speaking at a wedding
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Aug 26, 2022 22:48
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ecclesiastes 3: i am currently speaking at a funeral
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Aug 26, 2022 22:55
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amazing grace: i am not aware of the difference between hymns and the bible
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Aug 26, 2022 22:56
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amazing grace (my chains are gone) = i think it's cool and good that chris tomlin can just write a bridge for a hymn and then get tons of record sales and royalty money
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and lo, he looked upon the like button, and saw that it had been mashed
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biosterous posted:ecclesiastes 3: i am currently speaking at a funeral classic ecclesiastes
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Excel $A$2:$A$24 - and on the eighth day, the LORD created the pivot table
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Aug 26, 2022 23:35
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psalms 23:4= i'm a badass in my imagination
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Aug 27, 2022 00:13
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matthew 5:5= im a commie
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Aug 27, 2022 00:16
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im not at all religious and im sure its not the best, most true to the original, translation, but I adore the language of the king james bible
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Aug 27, 2022 00:19
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Revelations 4:20 - And lo, the air did turn unto smoke, and my eyes turned red as blood, and my tummy rumbled like an earthquake And a great bell rent the air asunder And I did walk unto to the border And the voice of the LORD did speak unto me: "Sir you must order in the restaurant if you do not have a car" And so I went into the restaurant and divested of my wealth, and the LORD did then provided an abundance of food And I understood that the restaurant counter is like a drive thru, only for pedestrians, like a walk thru And I did say: Duuuuuuude. |
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Aug 27, 2022 00:33
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Finger Prince posted:Revelations 4:20 - https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 27, 2022 01:34
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"Thou shalt sit and thou shalt spin. Thou shalt even wipe slop" -Jimmy Popicus 3:14
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Aug 27, 2022 01:42
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:im not at all religious and im sure its not the best, most true to the original, translation, but I adore the language of the king james bible it is very good and fancy, as prose goes
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Aug 27, 2022 02:25
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"I am the Alpha and Omega" I'm minding my own business over here dude back the gently caress off |
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Aug 27, 2022 04:07
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Finger Prince posted:Revelations 4:20 -
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Manifisto posted:Excel $A$2:$A$24 - and on the eighth day, the LORD created the pivot table |
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Aug 27, 2022 17:09
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John 11:35 - Jesus was being extra.
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Luke 6:31 -- Will guaranteed get you thrown out of any prosperity gospel evangelical church
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*kid at bible camp, sitting under a tree peacefully, while counsellors comment at his devotion* "holy poo poo i can't believe this is in here: "And she doteth on their paramours, Whose flesh is the flesh of asses, And the issue of horses -- their issue." does... does that mean cum?"
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Finger Prince posted:Revelations 4:20 - 
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biosterous posted:revelations 21:8 = i am mad, at everyone, actually Every day of my life Kaiser Schnitzel posted:matthew 5:5= im a commie Manifisto posted:Excel $A$2:$A$24 - and on the eighth day, the LORD created the pivot table
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Aug 28, 2022 00:14
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Heather Papps posted:*kid at bible camp, sitting under a tree peacefully, while counsellors comment at his devotion* wait until he gets to song of songs
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Aug 28, 2022 00:36
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2 Kings 2:23-24: i mean i wouldn't, like, make fun of him for being bald especially if he like, owned it but i mean like you aren't fooling anyone with that dad hat but i will give points for a dad hat over some snapback especially when there's like that sticker still on that like who are you impressing with that that's of legal drinking age anyway? |
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Aug 28, 2022 06:24
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many find comfort in reading the bible, especially the bit about donkey dicks and horse cumb
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Aug 28, 2022 13:59
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Jesus wanted a bigger coffee but forgot the Starbucks word for it
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and Noah shouted, loud enough that every creature could hear, “Twinsies!”
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that 1 revelations verse that says that a few thousand people with jesus will be virgin men |
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Aug 28, 2022 19:12
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david slayed
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Aug 28, 2022 21:43
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imagine if you got your dates mixed up and thought you were going to the loaves and fishes thing but when you got there it was all donkey dicks and horse jizz
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Aug 28, 2022 21:50
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Dr. Honked posted:imagine if you got your dates mixed up and thought you were going to the loaves and fishes thing but when you got there it was all donkey dicks and horse jizz The miracle of the orgy on the mount |
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Aug 28, 2022 22:37
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matthew 5:9 = i have A Lot of guns
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Matthew 5:13 cause I'm a big bitch on wheels |
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Aug 29, 2022 12:41
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I think the snake's booty and Lucifer's booty are the same booty |
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Aug 29, 2022 12:46
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Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight |
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And lo, though I grind on the valley of dat rear end, I shall fear no thots, for thou art on me. |
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