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Heather Papps: hello friend

"do unto others as you would have them do unto you" i scream, as i force a bong into your hand, lighter gesturing wildly

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 29, 2022 16:32

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 02:18

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Matthew 6:5 � Shut the gently caress up, Bob, everyone is tired of your poo poo.

# ? Aug 29, 2022 20:48

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HAIKOOLIGAN

Esther 69:420 - verily it is time for pumpkin spice lattes to arrive upon the land, but when i enter the starbucks in jerusalem they say unto me that it is a seasonal drink, and it is not yet the season. when i enter the starbucks in jericho or in bethlehem they say the same unto me. what the hell is this poo poo, my lord?

# ? Aug 31, 2022 21:53

Twenty Four

"Austin 3:16, 'I just whooped your rear end'. It's in the bible Karen, you should know this, stop embarrassing me!"

# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:52

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Finger Prince posted:

Revelations 4:20 -
And lo, the air did turn unto smoke, and my eyes turned red as blood, and my tummy rumbled like an earthquake
And a great bell rent the air asunder
And I did walk unto to the border
And the voice of the LORD did speak unto me: "Sir you must order in the restaurant if you do not have a car"
And so I went into the restaurant and divested of my wealth, and the LORD did then provided an abundance of food
And I understood that the restaurant counter is like a drive thru, only for pedestrians, like a walk thru
And I did say: Duuuuuuude.

Only the Devil would refuse drive through service for you not being in a car. The lord blesses all equally that have the will to walk to the next window.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:43

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Heather Papps posted:

"do unto others as you would have them do unto you" i scream, as i force a bong into your hand, lighter gesturing wildly

Smokediah 2:40 'forceth the smoke not, but rejoice in the overobundance.'

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:46

Zamboni Rodeo: NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

barnold posted:

"Thou shalt sit and thou shalt spin. Thou shalt even wipe slop" -Jimmy Popicus 3:14

"Thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols."

# ? Sep 10, 2022 18:30

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rear end-penny posted:

"I am the Alpha and Omega"

I can not read that and not have the internal voice of Xan from Unreal Tournament.

Feldegast42 posted:

Luke 6:31 -- Will guaranteed get you thrown out of any prosperity gospel evangelical church

I thought for sure this would be the "camel through the eye of the needle" bit.

biosterous posted:

matthew 5:9 = i have A Lot of guns

nesamdoom posted:

Only the Devil would refuse drive through service for you not being in a car. The lord blesses all equally that have the will to walk to the next window.

I've been served no problem riding a bicycle to the drive-through.

# ? Sep 13, 2022 04:11

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 02:18

The Maroon Hawk

Rosettas posted:

that 1 revelations verse that says that a few thousand people with jesus will be virgin men

oh thank the LORD, I'm getting into heaven after all

# ? Sep 13, 2022 06:38

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