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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Finger Prince posted:

Revelations 4:20 -
And lo, the air did turn unto smoke, and my eyes turned red as blood, and my tummy rumbled like an earthquake
And a great bell rent the air asunder
And I did walk unto to the border
And the voice of the LORD did speak unto me: "Sir you must order in the restaurant if you do not have a car"
And so I went into the restaurant and divested of my wealth, and the LORD did then provided an abundance of food
And I understood that the restaurant counter is like a drive thru, only for pedestrians, like a walk thru
And I did say: Duuuuuuude.